McFaul 35 Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 People who say basically at the start of every sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 People who say basically at the start of every sentence. Knew a lass from just outside of Huddersfield (bless her) that spoke in a broad local dialect who preceeded the 'basically' of every sentence with a '. . Well' Facially, she half closed her eyes as she would say it . An awful pairing of atributes that would shut my brain down as soon as she'd take breath . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9149 Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 (edited) So many football clichés wind me up. Everything from the classics "came for a result" to the lesser known "and he picked himself up to score from the spot" There just doesn't seem to be much in the way of creative wordsmith-ery Edited August 10, 2011 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 So many football clichés wind me up. Everything from the classics "came for a result" to the lesser known "and he picked himself up to score from the spot" There just doesn't seem to be much in the way of creative wordsmith-ery Jonathan Pearce seemed to buck the trend when he came on Channel 5 years ago, but he had reverted to the boring Peter Drury book of how to be a commentator since he joined the BBC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 So many football clichés wind me up. Everything from the classics "came for a result" to the lesser known "and he picked himself up to score from the spot" There just doesn't seem to be much in the way of creative wordsmith-ery Jonathan Pearce seemed to buck the trend when he came on Channel 5 years ago, but he had reverted to the boring Peter Drury book of how to be a commentator since he joined the BBC. I remember some pre-season tournament on C5 he was doing and he was going mental, giving it the full 'robot wars' treatment. Class Used to like Peter Brackley. Not sure if he's still on telly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14134 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 So many football clichés wind me up. Everything from the classics "came for a result" to the lesser known "and he picked himself up to score from the spot" There just doesn't seem to be much in the way of creative wordsmith-ery I was watching the Spain-South Korea U20s match on Eurosport late last night, and for all I reckon they do a decent enough job given the budget they're on, I lost count of how many of the pens in the shootout were greeted with a response of "Buried it!". I mean I realise there's only so much you can say about a pelinty, but still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 The whole Fail/Epic Fail thing that the yanks have introduced. It's cool because it came from the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39097 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 (edited) The whole Fail/Epic Fail thing that the yanks have introduced. It's cool because it came from the internets. tidied Edited August 12, 2011 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16977 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Students whenever they open their mouths. "Yeh, its like, so crappy like" FUCK OFF! One for J2J "like lets go for some pre drink yeh?" FUCK OFF! "Sick, yeh man, thats sick" FUCK OFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27424 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 "Sick, yeh man, thats sick" FUCK OFF Was going to say that one. Sick means you're ill or pissed off. It means nothing else. So, aye......FUCK OFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16977 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 When students and other mongs so the word so and pull it out Sooooooooooow FUCK OFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 4, 2011 Author Share Posted September 4, 2011 "Beau" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39097 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 "Swear down" Worthy of a bullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Author Share Posted September 21, 2011 "Bafra" "Saylor/Raylor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 So many football clichés wind me up. Everything from the classics "came for a result" to the lesser known "and he picked himself up to score from the spot" There just doesn't seem to be much in the way of creative wordsmith-ery Jonathan Pearce seemed to buck the trend when he came on Channel 5 years ago, but he had reverted to the boring Peter Drury book of how to be a commentator since he joined the BBC. I remember some pre-season tournament on C5 he was doing and he was going mental, giving it the full 'robot wars' treatment. Class Used to like Peter Brackley. Not sure if he's still on telly. TV has made JP a watered down version of his former self. On radio he didn't give a f*ck. Remember watching the Euro 96 Semi Final in the bar of our student union with the volume down and his commentary from Captial Radio coming over the stereo: "Kuntz scores for Germany... and never was a player more aptly named." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 "On message" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 "Wha'gwan" Reggie Yates has a lot to answer for.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 "My bad" fucks me off. "Oh my bad." Your bad what? Your bad cock? Your bad back? Your bad knee? What? Also sure I've mentioned before. When people write period at the end of a sentence, I think nothing in language annoys me more, period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 So many football clichés wind me up. Everything from the classics "came for a result" to the lesser known "and he picked himself up to score from the spot" There just doesn't seem to be much in the way of creative wordsmith-ery Jonathan Pearce seemed to buck the trend when he came on Channel 5 years ago, but he had reverted to the boring Peter Drury book of how to be a commentator since he joined the BBC. I remember some pre-season tournament on C5 he was doing and he was going mental, giving it the full 'robot wars' treatment. Class Used to like Peter Brackley. Not sure if he's still on telly. TV has made JP a watered down version of his former self. On radio he didn't give a f*ck. Remember watching the Euro 96 Semi Final in the bar of our student union with the volume down and his commentary from Captial Radio coming over the stereo: "Kuntz scores for Germany... and never was a player more aptly named." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 So many football clichés wind me up. Everything from the classics "came for a result" to the lesser known "and he picked himself up to score from the spot" There just doesn't seem to be much in the way of creative wordsmith-ery Jonathan Pearce seemed to buck the trend when he came on Channel 5 years ago, but he had reverted to the boring Peter Drury book of how to be a commentator since he joined the BBC. I remember some pre-season tournament on C5 he was doing and he was going mental, giving it the full 'robot wars' treatment. Class Used to like Peter Brackley. Not sure if he's still on telly. TV has made JP a watered down version of his former self. On radio he didn't give a f*ck. Remember watching the Euro 96 Semi Final in the bar of our student union with the volume down and his commentary from Captial Radio coming over the stereo: "Kuntz scores for Germany... and never was a player more aptly named." Snippets of how he used to commentate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 One word that fucks me off is Nando's! Nandos Nandos Nandos fucking Nandos. Most footballers on twitter have a vocabulary of about 75 words, Nandos is one of them, not even that nice imo. Ive heard the curry chicken is top notch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Author Share Posted September 21, 2011 "Top notch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 people quoting others with ""`s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9149 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 people quoting others with ""`s Pssst Don't criticise, that's correct in English. However, lobbing an apostrophe in there when you're meaning to infer the term is plural rather than conferring ownership... That's just appalling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 (edited) One word that fucks me off is Nando's! Nandos Nandos Nandos fucking Nandos. Most footballers on twitter have a vocabulary of about 75 words, Nandos is one of them, not even that nice imo. Ive heard the curry chicken is top notch! Ye not ganna get a chicken curry in Nando's ya daft cunt. Edited September 21, 2011 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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