Park Life 71 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Ive heard this patter from people from Oslo and its suburbs before. And while you might have a point Saltwater, I dont see why you insist on bringing it up on a football forum. Especially considering how they are far from our worst offenders atm. ewerk brought it up tbf. Nah hes right, shouldnt have dragged it in here. Fair point to Ewerk to point it out. As I said, just tried to provide a little political background for what -at the end of the day- still an inproper joke. Sorry again, hope people here dont judge me on something I have regretted saying. On the German side in the war iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26793 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Ive heard this patter from people from Oslo and its suburbs before. And while you might have a point Saltwater, I dont see why you insist on bringing it up on a football forum. Especially considering how they are far from our worst offenders atm. ewerk brought it up tbf. Well even though Ewerk dragged it in here, I got banned for that joke, and I guess I should own up to it. As I said, just tried to provide a little political background for what is - at the end of the day - still an inproper joke. Sorry again, hope people here havent judged me completely for a bad joke I shouldnt have written. You daft racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Ive heard this patter from people from Oslo and its suburbs before. And while you might have a point Saltwater, I dont see why you insist on bringing it up on a football forum. Especially considering how they are far from our worst offenders atm. ewerk brought it up tbf. Nah hes right, shouldnt have dragged it in here. Fair point to Ewerk to point it out. As I said, just tried to provide a little political background for what -at the end of the day- still an inproper joke. Sorry again, hope people here dont judge me on something I have regretted saying. On the German side in the war iirc. They are more like Germans than us imo, whereas I would say the Danes are more lively and free spirited and are more like us. Just my observations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 And you are from Germany? Well done for joking about that ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 It'll be a revelation to the people of Norway that they were on the German side during the war like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 (edited) Ive heard this patter from people from Oslo and its suburbs before. And while you might have a point Saltwater, I dont see why you insist on bringing it up on a football forum. Especially considering how they are far from our worst offenders atm. ewerk brought it up tbf. Nah hes right, shouldnt have dragged it in here. Fair point to Ewerk to point it out. As I said, just tried to provide a little political background for what -at the end of the day- still an inproper joke. Sorry again, hope people here dont judge me on something I have regretted saying. On the German side in the war iirc. They are more like Germans than us imo, whereas I would say the Danes are more lively and free spirited and are more like us. Just my observations. That's about right. Norway The Norwegian Volunteers of Waffen SS "The Norwegians that volunteered to fight on German side during World War 2 have a controversial and often misunderstood history. They have by many been described as the fiercest and best soldiers ever to come out of Norway. Others describe them simply as traitors. What is a fact is that 15,000 Norwegians volunteered and were willing to fight and give their life for something they truly believed in. A little over 6,000 ended up in service for the [b]Waffen SS,[/b] of which 950 died during the war. Those that were not killed in combat returned to a Norway that wanted revenge. Many spent years in Russian concentration camps after the war, and quite a few were killed there." Edited September 13, 2011 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Ive heard this patter from people from Oslo and its suburbs before. And while you might have a point Saltwater, I dont see why you insist on bringing it up on a football forum. Especially considering how they are far from our worst offenders atm. ewerk brought it up tbf. Nah hes right, shouldnt have dragged it in here. Fair point to Ewerk to point it out. As I said, just tried to provide a little political background for what -at the end of the day- still an inproper joke. Sorry again, hope people here dont judge me on something I have regretted saying. On the German side in the war iirc. They are more like Germans than us imo, whereas I would say the Danes are more lively and free spirited and are more like us. Just my observations. Danes are more laid back than most norwegians, construction workers working on top of buildings etc have 3-4 pints in their lunchbreak They are notorious tight-pockets though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 You can tell how good the match was last night btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Ive heard this patter from people from Oslo and its suburbs before. And while you might have a point Saltwater, I dont see why you insist on bringing it up on a football forum. Especially considering how they are far from our worst offenders atm. ewerk brought it up tbf. Nah hes right, shouldnt have dragged it in here. Fair point to Ewerk to point it out. As I said, just tried to provide a little political background for what -at the end of the day- still an inproper joke. Sorry again, hope people here dont judge me on something I have regretted saying. On the German side in the war iirc. They are more like Germans than us imo, whereas I would say the Danes are more lively and free spirited and are more like us. Just my observations. That's about right. Norway The Norwegian Volunteers of Waffen SS "The Norwegians that volunteered to fight on German side during World War 2 have a controversial and often misunderstood history. They have by many been described as the fiercest and best soldiers ever to come out of Norway. Others describe them simply as traitors. What is a fact is that 15,000 Norwegians volunteered and were willing to fight and give their life for something they truly believed in. A little over 6,000 ended up in service for the [b]Waffen SS,[/b] of which 950 died during the war. Those that were not killed in combat returned to a Norway that wanted revenge. Many spent years in Russian concentration camps after the war, and quite a few were killed there." The Norwegian Labour party rewrote the entire WWII history after 1945. According to them - and to most norwegians - we were fiercely oppressive to the Nazis whereas in reality this was a haven for nazi soldiers. 5 calm years here and then some rattling with sabers and a few blown mailboxes towards the end of the war when it was blatantly obvious Germany would lose, just so we could say " hey we fought too". History is written by the victors. The Norwegian army and defence was a joke back then and is a joke even today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nortoon 0 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 When I was in Charleroi for England v Romania, I had an England polo shirt on like a bamp, this Norwegian bloke came up to me in a bar and said he was going to Norway v Slovenia the next day and wanted to wear an England shirt to the game, I said why? It's my dream. I said why didn't you buy one before you came out. "I wanted one from England". So he gave me £50 for my England top, swapped his shirt there and then for mine, and found us a tout who charged us exactly £50 a ticket for the game. I had to go to the match in a fuckin hawaii surfer style buttoned shirt, that was my first realisation that Norwegians were wierdos. Not enough sunlight. The sun never gans doon in summer does it? In the north anyway, then complete darkness for 4 month in winter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Krul - 7 Didn't actually have to do much. On one occasion he got caught out when SWP chipped a cross over him. He needs to stick to making a decision of when to come for the ball or not. Too often he comes out, is unsure of what to do, and gets caught in no man's land. Simpson - 7 Played pretty well I thought. Better than usual. Coloccini - 7 Decent. Mr Reliable. Steven Taylor - 6 Decent but petulant. Ryan Taylor - 2 Absolutely atrocious. Did absolutely nothing well. Poor set pieces, and was absolutely dominated by their attackers. Should be a LM not a LB because he can't defend to save his life. Obertan - 5 Fairly positive movement and at least he has some pace. A few good passes too. He still looks far, far too shy and lacking in confidence; hence why he rarely tries to take defenders on and rarely if ever shoots for goal. Cabaye - 6 Anonymous too often. Played too deep and we didn't play to his strengths. A few decent long balls though. Tiote - 4 Abysmal. Couldn't keep possession, couldn't pass, got beaten too many times. Got his customary yellow card for a show of immaturity again. Absolutely nowhere near what he's capable of. Gutierrez - 6 Unlike Obertan he's a confident player who gets in to good positions. However he really needed to do a lot more defensively and I was very disappointed in this side of his game. His pace would have helped Ryan Taylor out. Ameobi - 3 Beyond a joke how he starts ahead of his brother and Ba. Slow, meandering, useless. I like him on his 'on days' but he's not had one of those for a while. Just didn't look interested. Best - 6 Much better than his strike partner. Got into a few good positions. Better service would have helped him out and he was unlucky not to score. Ba - 5 Service to him was almost non-existant Marveaux - 5 Well off the pace. Sammy Ameobi - 6 Put himself about but didn't have much time or service to do much with the ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Krul - 7 Didn't actually have to do much. On one occasion he got caught out when SWP chipped a cross over him. He needs to stick to making a decision of when to come for the ball or not. Too often he comes out, is unsure of what to do, and gets caught in no man's land. Simpson - 7 Played pretty well I thought. Better than usual. Coloccini - 7 Decent. Mr Reliable. Steven Taylor - 6 Decent but petulant. Ryan Taylor - 2 Absolutely atrocious. Did absolutely nothing well. Poor set pieces, and was absolutely dominated by their attackers. Should be a LM not a LB because he can't defend to save his life. Obertan - 5 Fairly positive movement and at least he has some pace. A few good passes too. He still looks far, far too shy and lacking in confidence; hence why he rarely tries to take defenders on and rarely if ever shoots for goal. Cabaye - 6 Anonymous too often. Played too deep and we didn't play to his strengths. A few decent long balls though. Tiote - 4 Abysmal. Couldn't keep possession, couldn't pass, got beaten too many times. Got his customary yellow card for a show of immaturity again. Absolutely nowhere near what he's capable of. Gutierrez - 6 Unlike Obertan he's a confident player who gets in to good positions. However he really needed to do a lot more defensively and I was very disappointed in this side of his game. His pace would have helped Ryan Taylor out. Ameobi - 3 Beyond a joke how he starts ahead of his brother and Ba. Slow, meandering, useless. I like him on his 'on days' but he's not had one of those for a while. Just didn't look interested. Best - 6 Much better than his strike partner. Got into a few good positions. Better service would have helped him out and he was unlucky not to score. Ba - 5 Service to him was almost non-existant Marveaux - 5 Well off the pace. Sammy Ameobi - 6 Put himself about but didn't have much time or service to do much with the ball. Stop derailing the thread, you quisling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 This is now a thread about Nazi Germany, stop derailing it with off-topic issues such as player ratings. All bow to the might of Godwin`s law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Rather not give strange racist people any attention, but that's just my take on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 HARSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Should have edited in a safety wink smilie I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 13, 2011 Author Share Posted September 13, 2011 A 5 for Marveaux is a bit harsh is it not? He looked a rare breed when he came on, as in he could actually play football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35468 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Just to break the tension, I love the fact that Stevie went to a World Cup game dressed like Weekend at Bernie's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 I still have hopes for Marveaux whereas for Obertan that hope is waning for every match I see.. Heres to hoping.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26793 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 I still have hopes for Marveaux Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Just to break the tension, I love the fact that Stevie went to a World Cup game dressed like Weekend at Bernie's. Imagine J69 on holiday, that's how I ended up dressed like Euro 2000 btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 I still have hopes for Marveaux Why? youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26793 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 You just said the French league was shite, remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6082 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Just to break the tension, I love the fact that Stevie went to a World Cup game dressed like Weekend at Bernie's. Imagine J69 on holiday, that's how I ended up dressed like Euro 2000 btw Im well known for my large collection of Hawaiian shirts like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Just to break the tension, I love the fact that Stevie went to a World Cup game dressed like Weekend at Bernie's. Imagine J69 on holiday, that's how I ended up dressed like Euro 2000 btw Im well known for my large collection of Hawaiian shirts like Fair enough, from what I've seen you're more in to dressing like Michael J Fox in teenwolf, you do as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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