catmag 336 Posted April 27, 2013 Author Share Posted April 27, 2013 Anything else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 lots, but thought Id better stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 People who are in denial about being ginger and claim to be strawberry blonde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 People who use the word "like" inappropriately. Such as, "I've been like working from like home for the last like week or so, so I'm like canny like fresh" Uncontrollably irritates the hell out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 People spouting shite about topics they are almost entirely ignorant of. Every bastard has an opinion on everything even if its far too complicated to be digested by their limited thought processes. Don't get me wrong, everyone (including me) will think they get something, only to be later proven wrong. My issue is that there so many serial offenders, its untrue. People who have built up a self-expectation that everyone thinks they're an oracle of knowledge and feel duty bound to give their thought on the matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 People who use the word "like" inappropriately. Such as, "I've been like working from like home for the last like week or so, so I'm like canny like fresh" Uncontrollably irritates the hell out of me. I love adding "like" to the end of a sentence me like. Not in the middle like. That's mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38565 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I like to add "and that" to the end of a sentence too and that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38565 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Aye well aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Aye, my vernacular is very casual like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I love adding "like" to the end of a sentence me like. Not in the middle like. That's mad. Like at the end is fine, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Fans singing 'we shall not be moved' at games. Where has this come from? It makes no sense and the same fans never make good on their song and stay put. I've never recalled a time in my years watching live football where fans just sing the exact same songs at each other every game. Think it started when that 'easy, easy' chant appeared and there's been a dumbing down of crowds since. At least no-one sings sloop john b anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38565 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Kids birthday parties on a Sunday afternoon. Fuck Right Off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Those yappy ugly tiny dogs normally being transported in a handbag or in the arms....(and the stupid people who carry them around using them as a fashion accessory) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 30, 2013 Author Share Posted April 30, 2013 I'm currently on a train. There's a Chinese man next to me absolutely howling down the phone at someone. There's also a very loud, posh woman a couple of rows back talking overly loudly to "Richarrrrrd dahhhhling" and it's thoroughly annoying. They better all be getting off at the next stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26185 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Noise cancelling headphones are your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 People who only answer their phone when they want something off you. Cunts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26606 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I'm currently on a train. There's a Chinese man next to me absolutely howling down the phone at someone. There's also a very loud, posh woman a couple of rows back talking overly loudly to "Richarrrrrd dahhhhling" and it's thoroughly annoying. They better all be getting off at the next stop. I fack hate Eenglass tlain passanjas, especially women, who giww me dirty look jus cos I berate honourwable wife, Ling Tong, on my samsung phone, then post on footbol forwam whinging about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 People that leave their dogs unattended in their front gardens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 People holding their phone horizontal with it's base near their mouth as they talk. What the pissing shitting twatting fuck is this about?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 People holding their phone horizontal with it's base near their mouth as they talk. What the pissing shitting twatting fuck is this about?! They like to pretend that the phone is a penis. When you look away, they're almost certainly violently fellating the phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 They like to pretend that the phone is a penis. When you look away, they're almost certainly violently fellating the phone. It's the girls who bend their wrists back and speak into the thing's base while twitching the head and calling whoever is the poor sap on the other end a litany of colourfully offensive epithets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 (edited) It's the girls who bend their wrists back and speak into the thing's base while twitching the head and calling whoever is the poor sap on the other end a litany of colourfully offensive epithets Again, the wrists being bent back because they like to pretend that the pretend phallus has a scrotum attached to it and thus requires cupping. Edited April 30, 2013 by BigWalrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Again, the wrists being bent back because they like to pretend that the pretend phallus has a scrotum attached to it and thus requires cupping. Having to educate the new lass that you mustn't neglect the balls. I dunno, you'd think that'd be common knowledge by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5889 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Good to know, thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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