Craig 12322 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Don't answer him Craig.... Either that or he starts singing 'Oh Annie! I'm not your daddy' by kid Creole and the coconuts. (Any screenshot messages to Craig's lass to be posted at Craig's discretion). 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16112 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 9 minutes ago, Craig said: She's wrong. Every cunt knows the correct answer is 'a gaggle'. Fucking tell her that. And then tell her she's being reported to the HMRC for an as yet undetermined tax violation. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12322 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 She is indeed wrong, everyone knows it's a 'clunge of cunts' 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42058 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 1 hour ago, Craig said: How much better off if they'd invested in replacements for Salah & VVD instead of handing them mega contracts as well. I think if they’d gone about it differently they could’ve got Guehi in the last window which would have definitely helped from a defensive pov. It would be hilarious if they have a poor season and he ends up somewhere like Bayern Munich 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28481 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 1 hour ago, Craig said: The collective noun is Forest CUNTS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU REDS GET SUCKING CRAIGS PIPE! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16112 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: The collective noun is Forest CUNTS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU REDS GET SUCKING CRAIGS PIPE! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43812 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 5 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: The collective noun is Forest CUNTS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU REDS GET SUCKING CRAIGS PIPE! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 62979 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 It'll be wild if Craig's going out with Wykiki's mother in law. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28481 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 Aye duck 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12322 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 5 minutes ago, Gemmill said: It'll be wild if Craig's going out with Wykiki's mother in law. Unless Wykiki likes 'em young, I very much doubt it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16112 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 1 minute ago, Craig said: Unless Wykiki likes 'em young, I very much doubt it Let's swat him and find out. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 62979 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 3 minutes ago, Craig said: Unless Wykiki likes 'em young, I very much doubt it Funny you should say that... 😬 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12322 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 9 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Funny you should say that... 😬 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16112 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 2 minutes ago, Craig said: 🦘 Tie Mi 'Roo Down, Sport (Full Yorkshire Chorus) All t' lads together now: Tether mi 'roo fast, mate, tether mi 'roo fast. Tether mi 'roo fast, mate, 'fore it gi'es us a blast! (Verse 2 interlude - The Cockatoo) Keep mi cocky chilled, lad, keep mi cocky chilled. Doon't goa daft wi' t' fool, lad, just keep mi cocky chilled! All t' lads together now: Tether mi 'roo fast, mate, tether mi 'roo fast. Tether mi 'roo fast, mate, 'fore it gi'es us a blast! (Verse 3 interlude - The Koala) Tek mi koala back, Jack, tek mi koala back. E' lives somewhere up t' road, Mack, so tek mi koala back! All t' lads together now: Tether mi 'roo fast, mate, tether mi 'roo fast. Tether mi 'roo fast, mate, 'fore it gi'es us a blast! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 4589 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: Fair play to @wykikitoonfor ringing in and pretending to be a Liverpool fan here. Ee by gum get thee dahn t’ginnel 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28481 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 They should have gone for Guehi, but like someone said. This was about saving face. I don't think Guehi would have sorted them fully and turned them into a full force, but they wouldn't be leaking as much as they have been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12322 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 13 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: They should have gone for Guehi, but like someone said. This was about saving face. I don't think Guehi would have sorted them fully and turned them into a full force, but they wouldn't be leaking as much as they have been. They're as arrogant now as they were in 2011 when they took Carroll. Won't be long and there'll be comments along the lines of "Isak is not playing the Liverpool way...." As I said to them back then, if you break the British transfer record to sign a player, you shouldn't be expecting them to adapt to a certain style of play - they should either be perfectly aligned to complement what you already have, or you should be adapting your system around them. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39128 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 11 minutes ago, Craig said: They're as arrogant now as they were in 2011 when they took Carroll. Won't be long and there'll be comments along the lines of "Isak is not playing the Liverpool way...." As I said to them back then, if you break the British transfer record to sign a player, you shouldn't be expecting them to adapt to a certain style of play - they should either be perfectly aligned to complement what you already have, or you should be adapting your system around them. My money is on ‘the weight of the shirt is too much for him’, which simultaneously glorifies Liverpool and absolves them of any blame. 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12322 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 'The weight of the shirt' is code for unreasonable expectations. I mean, Carragher the other day muttering that this is "a crisis for Liverpool Football Club" as thought it's some existential threat. They're 7th in the PL FFS and higher up the table than Chelsea who you don't hear whining in the same manner. And then on top of that you get their fans saying they don't understand why the rest of the footballing landscape has issue with them - it's because of this very entitled perspective. Get fucked, you cunts! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17219 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 Carragher used to twist on about Benitez even though his coaching and tactics took him from a bang-average defender to a regular international. He’s a fucking idiot 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12322 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 2 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Carragher used to twist on about Benitez even though his coaching and tactics took him from a bang-average defender to a regular international. He’s a fucking idiot Maybe my judgement is clouded by my absolute dislike for him but was Carragher all that? Shitter version of Maguire (and not the Maguire of 2018 either) for me ... probably on Phil Jones's level. I don't get this need to wax lyrical what player Jamie Carragher was - 'bang-average' is pretty spot on tbf. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28481 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 1 hour ago, Craig said: 'The weight of the shirt' is code for unreasonable expectations. I mean, Carragher the other day muttering that this is "a crisis for Liverpool Football Club" as thought it's some existential threat. They're 7th in the PL FFS and higher up the table than Chelsea who you don't hear whining in the same manner. And then on top of that you get their fans saying they don't understand why the rest of the footballing landscape has issue with them - it's because of this very entitled perspective. Get fucked, you cunts! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12322 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 I remember my lass at time's Dad whinging after they lost the 2012 Cup Final to Chelsea that it was a travesty Liverpool Football Club* hadn't won anything for 6 years. I pointed out, not very eloquently I may add, that my club hadn't won a thing in my lifetime. Entitled cunts! * why when they're talking about their team do they feel the need to always append it with "football club"?! Double cunts. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42058 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 45 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Carragher used to twist on about Benitez even though his coaching and tactics took him from a bang-average defender to a regular international. He’s a fucking idiot And while the final was a mental turnaround in the second half it was Benitez’s tactics that got them there. So he’d never have won a Champions League without him either 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50627 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 1 hour ago, Craig said: why when they're talking about their team do they feel the need to always append it with "football club"?! Double cunts. It’s so you can differentiate between the whiny, perma-victim, entitlement of those talking about the city, and the whiny, perma-victim, entitlement of those referring to the club, la. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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