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48 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Absolutely no coincidence that Gerrard is getting his face on telly, massaging the egos of VVD and Salah when the current Liverpool manager is under massive pressure. He knows what he’s doing, the dirty cunt 

 

as it stands I'd be gutted to see slot lose his job.

if however he were to lose it to gerrard I'd be fucking deliriously happy.

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50 minutes ago, Craig said:


It's happening isn't it? Get money on Gerrard whilst is still out at 10/1.


I’d love to but I no longer possess a pot to piss in after a certain twat told us all to lump on Gary O’Neill to get the Southampton job.

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The best thing about the Isak situation at the minute is, if Liverpool were firing, they could keep Isak in the team until he got fit and worked it out. 

 

But because they're getting beaten every week, they can't afford to do that. So he either plays, they get beat, and he is perceived as a big part of the problem by fans and media. Or he doesn't play and therefore his situation doesn't improve. 

 

It's almost as if karma is real. 

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Why does this bloke’s accent fuck me off so bad?

Can the cunt not just talk like he would to his mates down the pub, or his Mam.

Pretendy ‘posh’ Geordies man FUCK OFF

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On 29/11/2025 at 13:36, Dougle said:

Why does this bloke’s accent fuck me off so bad?

Can the cunt not just talk like he would to his mates down the pub, or his Mam.

 

Pretendy ‘posh’ Geordies man FUCK OFF

 

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4 hours ago, The Fish said:

Sale Wtf GIF

 

 

I suppose you, being a pseudo-intellectual, from Blyth no less, had to completely modify your accent to the point of no northeastern trace whatsoever, or at least attempt to do so.

But never mind, I'm sure you can read, and most certainly understood the last two words. :wink:

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15 hours ago, Dougle said:

 

 

I suppose you, being a pseudo-intellectual, from Blyth no less, had to completely modify your accent to the point of no northeastern trace whatsoever, or at least attempt to do so.

But never mind, I'm sure you can read, and most certainly understood the last two words. :wink:

 

We pretendy Posh Geordies have to stick together.

 

Like the pages of the Kays catalogue you used, because you couldn't afford proper porn.

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4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

I became a posh Geordie by shopping in Fenwick's food hall, once. :good:

 

Fuck, the sarnies they used to do in that place back in the late 90s were incredible. Spicy onions an absolute essential addition. 

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fenwicks' cafeteria sold fucking lush cheese scones.

anyway, back to the bickering between the blythees, this man, suave and handsome lady killer, entrepreneur,, social media influencing god and n.u.s.c. campaigning general all round good guy is what you all aspire to be....

 

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5 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

fenwicks' cafeteria sold fucking lush cheese scones.

anyway, back to the bickering between the blythees, this man, suave and handsome lady killer, entrepreneur,, social media influencing god and n.u.s.c. campaigning general all round good guy is what you all aspire to be....

 

obZeFD.jpg

 

 

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55 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

fenwicks' cafeteria sold fucking lush cheese scones.

anyway, back to the bickering between the blythees, this man, suave and handsome lady killer, entrepreneur,, social media influencing god and n.u.s.c. campaigning general all round good guy is what you all aspire to be....

 

obZeFD.jpg

 

 

 

Meant to say, I was on the train back up from London yesterday and there was a bloke sat next to me in his 60s. Big headphones on, kept bopping his head to his tunes and doing air drum fills, and then scrolling through the IKEA website on his touchscreen laptop. 

 

Wasn't you, was it? 

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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

Meant to say, I was on the train back up from London yesterday and there was a bloke sat next to me in his 60s. Big headphones on, kept bopping his head to his tunes and doing air drum fills, and then scrolling through the IKEA website on his touchscreen laptop. 

 

Wasn't you, was it? 

 

not me mate. I always get in the aisle and bust some funky moves for the rest of the passengers to admire.

also, I do my furniture shopping at barker and stonehouse.

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4 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

not me mate. I always get in the aisle and bust some funky moves for the rest of the passengers to admire.

also, I do my furniture shopping at barker and stonehouse.

Oh, so you one of those fancy boys?

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11 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Oh, so you one of those fancy boys?

 

I like to think I exude an air of flamboyancy.

an attribute that didn't go unnoticed amongst the hotties in the bigg market circa '80s.

 

 

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