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Kitman
4 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Amazed you got that through autocorrect 🙂 

MF only has autocock

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Monkeys Fist
11 hours ago, Kitman said:

MF only has autocock

The bloke who invented autocorrect died last week. 
 

The funnel will be held tomato 

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Toonpack

The police are fucking useless for getting offenders in front of the beak these days, the seagulls are probably just levying compensation payments for sexual assault.

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Monkeys Fist
6 hours ago, Dougle said:

 

Seabirds have been getting increasingly audacious in recent years, with one notorious gull stealing crisps from the Greggs branch in King Street.

 

 

:lol:

Similar incidents have been reported in Sunderland, including a particularly prolific feathered offender which preyed on Wearsiders' lunches in the Crowtree Road area.

 

You don’t want conflict between you and seagulls, which will happen if nothing is done”.

 

Sounds like the Seagull Casuals might be facing an off with their mackem counterparts. 

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ohhh_yeah
12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Are we sure the seagull wasn’t just being a bit flirty with him? 
 

 

There’s history …

 

@Meenzer

 

178fd0e5458f7d7b42c547af61cb5acc-seagull

 

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The Fish
On 12/06/2023 at 16:22, Alex said:

Listening to Fish is never a good idea 👍🏻 

The fuck did I do now?

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6 minutes ago, The Fish said:

The fuck did I do now?

Join then leave Marillion

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The Fish
Just now, Alex said:

Join then leave Marillion

Blame a misplaced childhood 

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Monkeys Fist
1 minute ago, Alex said:

Join then leave Marillion

Is it too late to say he’s sorry? 
Could he get it together again? 

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Monkeys Fist
Just now, The Fish said:

Blame a misplaced childhood 

Blyth instead of Seaton Sluice- aye, devastating 

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The Fish
4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Blyth instead of Seaton Sluice- aye, devastating 

No good chippy in Blyth. Fewer pubs per capita too.

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Monkeys Fist
1 minute ago, The Fish said:

No good chippy in Blyth. Fewer pubs per capita too.

Great smack though. 

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16 minutes ago, The Fish said:

No good chippy in Blyth.

Wrong

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thebrokendoll

just seen they've got crewe at home in the northern bit of the qualifying round of the carabao cup.

fair play to them, win that and they've only got another half a dozen or so teams to beat before the big clubs get involved.

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Monkeys Fist
15 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

just seen they've got crewe at home in the northern bit of the qualifying round of the carabao cup.

fair play to them, win that and they've only got another half a dozen or so teams to beat before the big clubs get involved.

Tough game- it’ll be like Crewe’s cup final. 

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t00nraider2

"The money I see of this the more I think it’s hilarious. The top clubs are all doing their very best to eat themselves. There’s mass panic now because it isn’t going there way anymore.

 

It also impresses me on how we are going about things. Trying to sign the best young players globally within our budget, working hard scouting, and finding these youngsters.

 

Whereas the Mags have lost their club. They are a middle eastern franchise now. They don’t care who dies or what rules the can twist, break or manipulate to get a certain player. Utterly grotesque. The perfect club and fan base for that ownership."

😂

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