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[thebrokendoll 11119]

2 hours ago, Dazzler said:

The average Londoner would ignore a bloke on fire three feet away from them on the train platform so it’s really hard to believe they fall to their knees at the sound of “weyz keys, pocket cheyse, dirtey kneyz, look at theyse.”

 

I guarantee, that any Londoner that actually bothers their arse to speak to mackems would a) assume they were geordies because to them we sound the same and b) assume their strip was a Southampton one. If either of A or B is true the average mackem’s napper pops and it’s almost always going to be both that are true

 

incredibly the first post isn't even the most head spinning, it actually manages to get worse, and rapidly.

weird to experience both nausea and hilarity simultaneously, not sure i liked it so I got the fuck out of there before I reached the bottom of the first page.

[Ayatollah Hermione 15423]

That Good vs Evil post has tickled me. If you’re keeping score

 

Evil: Having no say in who owns your football club but celebrating being a good team now

 

Good: Idolising nonces and racists, raping seagulls and indulging in extreme racist riots and group think every time a brown person does something unsavoury.

[thebrokendoll 11119]

if ever you thought it wasn't really possible that any mackem could actually believe the fake facebook page that the seagull shagger was a mag, guess who doesn't let you down?

 

 

[Alex 38262]

18 hours ago, Renton said:

Keith's obsession with rimming continues..    

 

Hang on. Is he insinuating that trying to take the moral high ground is Mag-like behaviour? The fucking brass neck on that stupid cunt  

[Monkeys Fist 46989]

22 hours ago, Renton said:

Keith's obsession with rimming continues..    

 

 

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Hang on. Is he insinuating that trying to take the moral high ground is Mag-like behaviour? The fucking brass neck on that stupid cunt  

I’ve yet to have a single Newcastle fan offer me a quick rimjob tbh, and certainly none sporting a natty tea towel as headgear. 
 

So there you go Pig Shit Thick Keith, ram that up your greasy, clogged fundament. 

[Howmanheyman 38536]

Another Mag humiliation at the central station. Sad.

 

 

 

[Gemmill 53764]

So everyone was having a big of a laugh until a stupid thin skinned mackem cunt couldn't take it anymore. Actually sounds like it could be accurate. 

[Monkeys Fist 46989]

Why didn’t they just get the train direct to sunderla…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

… ah! 
Silly me 

[Rosco 977]

2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Another Mag humiliation at the central station. Sad.

 

 

 

Bad week so far they’ve claimed the Airport cup and the Central Station cup whatever next

Edited Tuesday at 17:03 by Rosco

[Dazzler 12988]

3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Another Mag humiliation at the central station. Sad.

 

 

 

The bit that's cut off at the top

 

"So, eneywayahs. there weh aah'll were wearing weh red n white stripey tops and crying coz weh aah'll hayat the mags anaa'll. Lowah and beyhowald some lass walks along in a tewn top and gans inteh a building. Wey weh aah'll just stared at eh, didn't weh. Daft bitch walking past minding eh owan business and that. Cannit bey having it, can weh? Eneywayahs, dinnit tak my word forrit. Sheffeyald Yanitehd fans will back ez up. Did yeh nah that we gave them thah strips, anaa'll? Tha wah wearing just white until theh watched Sun'lin til weh die. True story."

Edited Tuesday at 17:36 by Dazzler

[Gemmill 53764]

Mackems are on about re-signing Jordan Henderson. They'll be rioting in the streets I would imagine, a principled fan base like that, with a lad who took the Saudi money. 

 

Or will they? 

[Craig 7942]

Is this supporter talk or the club themselves? It's not that long ago that their supporters were talking about him going there as player-manager and being their saviour.

Mind you, that's about 8 managers ago.

[Gemmill 53764]

It's paper talk. Might just be them coming up with a good story cos he's probably leaving Ajax, so why not link him to a return home. 

[Dazzler 12988]

4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Mackems are on about re-signing Jordan Henderson. They'll be rioting in the streets I would imagine, a principled fan base like that, with a lad who took the Saudi money. 

 

Or will they? 

They only do that when someone (black) stabs kids. They are principled like that.

 

You can only stab a kid with a pork sword, and only if you play for their club.

[Monkeys Fist 46989]

2 hours ago, Dazzler said:

You can only stab a kid with a pork sword, and only if you play for their club.