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[Dazzler 13162]

Just now, Tom said:

They are still tracking what “Jobe” gets up at Dortmund  

 

I absolutely cannot fathom the mindset. 
 

“another assist for our Jobe” etc 

Imagine being so shit that you actively root for players that couldn’t wait to leave.

 

Suppose it makes a change from racially abusing former players like.

[Howmanheyman 38832]

46 minutes ago, Tom said:

They are still tracking what “Jobe” gets up at Dortmund  

 

I absolutely cannot fathom the mindset. 
 

“another assist for our Jobe” etc 

 

 

Half the time he was shit as well according to them? 

[Dazzler 13162]

 

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 38832]

6 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

they've currently got a thread going in smb about things to do in rome.....

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/rome-advice.1658782/

 

guess who's back?

 

 

 

"Tak that, Magimus Saudeyus Ponteylandinium!..... Oh, wait, sorry marra, thought ya warra mag! Do yay hate the mags anaarrl? FTM."

[Monkeys Fist 47156]

 

The Cheeyse stains. 
 

 

He looks like John Prescott’s unwanted brother. 

[Alex 38385]

They’ve won a major trophy and played competitive European football more recently than Gateshead was in County Durham 👍🏻

[Monkeys Fist 47156]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

They’ve won a major trophy and played competitive European football more recently than Gateshead was in County Durham 👍🏻

Bedevere Henderson running the midfield battalions and Galahad Pickford picking up horse shite at the back. 

[Craig 8063]

18 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

"Tak that, Magimus Saudeyus Ponteylandinium!..... Oh, wait, sorry marra, thought ya warra mag! Do yay hate the mags anaarrl? FTM."

Fake News. There's no blue pop or keeyze.

[Monkeys Fist 47156]

Just now, Craig said:

Fake News. There's no blue pop or keeyze.

He’s eaten them, the fat fuck. 

[Craig 8063]

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

He’s eaten them, the fat fuck. 

That's gonna need some monstrous lock picks  

[Alex 38385]

I know it’s meant to be Roman ruins but it reminded of the time when fucking hundreds of them queued up to climb to the top of Penshaw monument. I.e. a slightly higher view from the top of a column already perched on top of a hill  

Edited 6 hours ago by Alex

[Monkeys Fist 47156]

2 minutes ago, Craig said:

That's gonna need some monstrous lock picks  

Locksmith-“What kind of lock is it?”

Mackem Lard- “ Chubb …”

[Howmanheyman 38832]

13 minutes ago, Alex said:

I know it’s meant to be Roman ruins but it reminded of the time when fucking hundreds of them queued up to climb to the top of Penshaw monument. I.e. a slightly higher view from the top of a column already perched on top of a hill  

 

 

"Nearly at the top, marra! FTM!"

 

"FTM! Ah bet the Mags couldn't climb up Penshaw monument like us? Gerrin!"

[Renton 24964]

53 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

 

 

 

 

 

DURHAM road marra.

[Monkeys Fist 47156]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

DERRUM  road marra.

Myp

[Craig 8063]

5 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

DURHAM road marra.

Stood in Co. Durham ... with an NE9 post code. Honestly man, these fucking idiots

[Howmanheyman 38832]

On 20/06/2025 at 15:59, Renton said:

Why aye.

 

 

What rayley happened....

 

[Renton 24964]

New York, Paris, Milan, Sunderland.

 

[thebrokendoll 11233]

2 minutes ago, Renton said:

New York, Paris, Milan, Sunderland.

 

 

 

dear fucking god. '

globally recognised' appears to be the new 'classy'

[Gemmill 53597]

They're fucking doolally. This season is gonna be fucking amazing. 

[Howmanheyman 38832]

5 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

 

dear fucking god. '

globally recognised' appears to be the new 'classy'

 

"Ah definitely recognise this, marra. It's a globe of the earth. 99.5% of it is Durham, the rest is mag territory."

[Alex 38385]

The globally recognised SR6 postcode area 

[Dougle 3967]

2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

What rayley happened....

 

 

 

unique and classier