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That makes absolutely no sense as per usual, lacks any sort of insight and amounts to "Sunderland betrayed their fans".

 

Can anyone decipher this shite?

He's right in what he's said,but you don't seem to like facts

 

You live in your little world, it's funny as fuck to read as you still can't see the irony

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They are inbred cunts, there should be something done about their accent as well. It’s a big place Sunderland, nearly 1% of England’s population is a mackem, yet successful mackems are few and far between. Kate Adie is probably the most famous in the last 100 years. The fact is no one has a good chance of making it big with a mackem mentality/accent. That is a fact. I’m not saying it to be controversial neither. It truly is Loserville. It has the lowest life expectancy in Western Europe as a city over 250,000, it’s an embarrassment on human nature. Something should be done, because they should grow up with the same chances as everyone else but they’re drawn in to a world of depression, mediocrity and ill health

 

We relegated you

 

Now Kate Adie ?

 

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'off our radar' [emoji38] [emoji38]

 

Selling relegation shirts

Hoying a banner over the Tyne bridge

Paying a grand of your dole money on a plane over sjp

And you spending your life on here, aye totally of your radar lad :lol:

Without us the Mackem radar has been switched off and unplugged.
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They are inbred cunts, there should be something done about their accent as well. It’s a big place Sunderland, nearly 1% of England’s population is a mackem, yet successful mackems are few and far between. Kate Adie is probably the most famous in the last 100 years. The fact is no one has a good chance of making it big with a mackem mentality/accent. That is a fact. I’m not saying it to be controversial neither. It truly is Loserville. It has the lowest life expectancy in Western Europe as a city over 250,000, it’s an embarrassment on human nature. Something should be done, because they should grow up with the same chances as everyone else but they’re drawn in to a world of depression, mediocrity and ill health

 

Our accent?! Fuck me, heard it all now.

 

'Geordie' is struggling to get out of the 6th century. Completely indecipherable and there are tribes in the most impenetrable forests in South America who can lay a better claim to speaking English than Geordies.

 

It's like listening to a few startled baboons chattering away to each other. None of it makes any sense and sounds even worse.

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Our accent?! Fuck me, heard it all now.

 

'Geordie' is struggling to get out of the 6th century. Completely indecipherable and there are tribes in the most impenetrable forests in South America who can lay a better claim to speaking English than Geordies.

 

It's like listening to a few startled baboons chattering away to each other. None of it makes any sense and sounds even worse.

 

Ugly fuckers an arl.

 

Remember the 1-0 Defoe match and was in the North Stand and looked up scratching me heed - it was like the ugly squad had hand picked 'em.

 

And that idiot in the full strip. He actually went to the bother of making a flag about Man City winning the cup. Didn't he have odd shoes on as well?

 

Fucking hell.

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You're wrong there, mind.

 

Stoke is a good club. Well ran and got themselves into a top 10 position, got some good players and a few good buys and they could be pushing for 7th. Much better ran club than us over the last 10 or 15 years. Fair play to 'em, proper working class club having their day in the sun.

 

You lot on the other hand. What a fucking laughing stock. Here you are, second division club and you still actually believe that other football fans give a fuck about you :lol:

 

Only in your collective over-active imagination fuelled by too many vitamin C drinks.

 

Everyone's laughing at you man. If that's the sort of attention you want then it's the wrong sort of attention, but given your collective IQ this is completely lost on you lot.

Stoke, man. :lol:

 

Yes they are a well run club. So fucking what? They're nobodies, they're a game nobody looks forward to. Just like you lot outside of Derby games.

 

You're on a Newcastle message board continually telling us nobody cares about us. I think I know someone who cares. :lol:

 

Your craic is fucking lifting, do us all a favour and stick to posting about NUFC with your FTM cronies elsewhere.

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Stoke, man. :lol:

 

Yes they are a well run club. So fucking what? They're nobodies, they're a game nobody looks forward to. Just like you lot outside of Derby games.

 

You're on a Newcastle message board continually telling us nobody cares about us. I think I know someone who cares. :lol:

 

Your craic is fucking lifting, do us all a favour and stick to posting about NUFC with your FTM cronies elsewhere.

 

Ha! Stoke top 10 outfit and you still think you're better than them.

 

Any wonder that you're laughing stock?

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Ugly fuckers an arl.

 

Remember the 1-0 Defoe match and was in the North Stand and looked up scratching me heed - it was like the ugly squad had hand picked 'em.

 

And that idiot in the full strip. He actually went to the bother of making a flag about Man City winning the cup. Didn't he have odd shoes on as well?

 

Fucking hell.

The bald fucker who turned up at sos for the england game with 'y no defoe' on the back of his heed in lipstick was my favourite....

 

Seething mackems on twitter that Defoe wasn't called up but Townsend was :lol:

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:lol: He quoted himself to carry on his point.
Why does DCL keep banging on saying they relegated us? That's not really the case is it, if they did then the other 16 teams above them also relegated us. Normally you relegate a team by beating them in a game they must win which sends them down, like Villa did to us back in '08. The again it's not like the mackems to fabricate utter nonsense and then bang on about it for years.

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:lol: He quoted himself to carry on his point.

Why does DCL keep banging on saying they relegated us? That's not really the case is it, if they did then the other 16 teams above them also relegated us. Normally you relegate a team by beating them in a game they must win which sends them down, like Villa did to us back in '08. The again it's not like the mackems to fabricate utter nonsense and then bang on about it for years.

They just can't take it, how well we've taken relegation it seems to be killing them :lol:

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The bald fucker who turned up at sos for the england game with 'y no defoe' on the back of his heed in lipstick was my favourite....

 

Seething mackems on twitter that Defoe wasn't called up but Townsend was :lol:

 

Personally I would have taken Defoe.

 

I understand his limitations. He's coming towards the end of his career now and probably never was an international class player. That said, that goal he scored in Poland - there are few strikers in England over the years who could have done that given the space he had to work in.

 

But, Hodgson doesn't have a lad who'll sniff around the 6 yard box. Vardy, Kane, Sturridge aren't that type of player; so perhaps Hodgson has limited England's options. At that level you'll get one chance come your way against the better teams and I'd back Defoe to take that chance over some of the other players he's taking.

 

Either way, couldn't give a fuck as not that interested in England and better for us in that he'll get a break over the summer.

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Nothing will EVER change in this rivalry. Just accept it. Forever and ever we will arrogantly look down our nose at you. I was brought up to be like that but as you get older the jigsaw becomes one big piece in why we should look down our nose at you. You have by far the most horrific accent in the English language. The yanks whinge about the accents of people from places like North Dakota, the odd one will think its not bad. Mackem though. It is horrific. No phrase can totally explain how bad it is. Holocaust of an accent? Possibly. But deep down in their souls the rare one with a degree of intelligence can not come close to have a degree of pride in being mackem. HORRIFIC area. Europe's worst level of heart disease, something that for life and I mean this, we will take to our graves is, is how grateful to god we are not to be born or exist with the most horrific accent of any language and quite clearly be Europe's ugliest cunts. Goodnight now.

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'off our radar' :lol: :lol:

 

Selling relegation shirts

Hoying a banner over the Tyne bridge

Paying a grand of your dole money on a plane over sjp

And you spending your life on here, aye totally of your radar lad :lol:

There's that self awareness again :lol:

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Did I say we were better than them, you fucking bulls Clem? :lol:

 

 

Go back and read your own post. You said: "they're nobodies", the implications being obvious.

 

Not only do you lot talk shite, you can't even remember what the fuck you're posting.

 

There must be some sort of deep malaise at Newcastle because the owner's a fucking idiot, the players don't give a fuck and the fans are gibbering wrecks who think they're Barcelona and can't remember what they posted 30 seconds earlier.

 

Then we have the full kit idiot with his Man City flag and odd shoes.

 

Something the matter with this lot. They're not normal.

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But, Hodgson doesn't have a lad who'll sniff around the 6 yard box. Vardy, Kane, Sturridge aren't that type of player; so perhaps Hodgson has limited England's options. At that level you'll get one chance come your way against the better teams and I'd back Defoe to take that chance over some of the other players he's taking.

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nah, utter utter rubbish. Kane is top drawer and Vardy has had a class season where he has been a quality finisher, if Defoe had went he'd have been 3rd or 4th choice and rightly so he's not in their class.

I wouldn't have been opposed to Defoe going but what you've said there is fucking rubbish, he picked Rashford over Defoe as he clearly sees him as one for the future and wants to give him experience which to be fair is similar to a lot of the squad. England wont win the Euro's so he may as well take younger players and get them used to playing with each other and in tournaments.

 

Edit: and before you start I'm not overly convinced of Townsends merits on being in the squad, he was canny towards the end of the season but didn't play enough imo. Saying that England are fairly short of wingers at the minute so that's probably why he was in the 26 (although he looks to have very little chance of being in the 23).

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Nah, utter utter rubbish. Kane is top drawer and Vardy has had a class season where he has been a quality finisher, if Defoe had went he'd have been 3rd or 4th choice and rightly so he's not in their class.

I wouldn't have been opposed to Defoe going but what you've said there is fucking rubbish, he picked Rashford over Defoe as he clearly sees him as one for the future and wants to give him experience which to be fair is similar to a lot of the squad. England wont win the Euro's so he may as well take younger players and get them used to playing with each other and in tournaments.

 

He picked Rashford because he doesn't fancy Sturridge to stay fit.

 

We'll have to disagree on the Defoe thing.

 

As I say though, better for us as he gets a summer to concentrate on SAFC.

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Go back and read your own post. You said: "they're nobodies", the implications being obvious.

 

Not only do you lot talk shite, you can't even remember what the fuck you're posting.

 

There must be some sort of deep malaise at Newcastle because the owner's a fucking idiot, the players don't give a fuck and the fans are gibbering wrecks who think they're Barcelona and can't remember what they posted 30 seconds earlier.

 

Then we have the full kit idiot with his Man City flag and odd shoes.

 

Something the matter with this lot. They're not normal.

You're completely taking what he said to fit your agenda you fucking idiot

 

He never once said we were better than Stoke

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He picked Rashford because he doesn't fancy Sturridge to stay fit.

 

We'll have to disagree on the Defoe thing.

 

As I say though, better for us as he gets a summer to concentrate on SAFC.

That bit we'll agree on, it's the same for us re: Townsend as it increases the likelihood he'll stay.

I agree he is taking Rashford over Sturridge because of injury concerns (well founded ones to be fair) I was meaning his reasoning for taking Rashford over Defoe. If England had a shot at winning the tournament I'd have taken Defoe as the 3rd/4th striker.

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You're completely taking what he said to fit your agenda you fucking idiot

 

He never once said we were better than Stoke

 

He did say: "Stoke are nobodies".

 

So, if you're not better than them then the inference is that you're nobodies.

 

Tell you what, tip of the hat for your honesty - and the other poster's.

 

Finally we have an acknowledgement that you're nothing - just another second division club with not much to look forward to.

 

In your own words: "nobodies".

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That bit we'll agree on, it's the same for us re: Townsend as it increases the likelihood he'll stay.

I agree he is taking Rashford over Sturridge because of injury concerns (well founded ones to be fair) I was meaning his reasoning for taking Rashford over Defoe. If England had a shot at winning the tournament I'd have taken Defoe as the 3rd/4th striker.

 

England has absolutely no chance whatsoever of winning that tournament.

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