Monkeys Fist 38939 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I'm crying with laughter at this thread. It's like sitters v standers again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 ok to cry at the birth of your first boy. Not for a daughter though or subsequent boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I'd cry at the birth o a daughter, more in a Henry VIII way than a compassionate way though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Stubbing your toe on a door frame. Puff if you cry, but whimpering is fine imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Bit like when you have a shite that feels too big for your arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Horse and a stained glass window One of you must be a closet Tory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26588 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Are dogs an equal member of the family as a child is? I honestly don't get the comparison. I'm not saying that at all. What I'm asking is why would I be expected to feel sorrow or grief for a farmyard animal that I've never met before? Their death is very much different from the death of a family pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26588 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Bit like when you have a shite that feels too big for your arse. I had one of those the other day, it felt like I was being raped from the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 How many people cried when lassie was in bother in the films? How many people have cried over animals dying in films? How many people have had to try and swallow the golf ball logged in their throat whilst trying not to look a right sissy when something sad happens in a film to do with a dog? I'd guarantee everyone has but bravado will stop a few from admitting it I'm sure..you know, the real hard cases who eat glass for breakfast. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38939 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 ok to cry at the birth of your first boy. Not for a daughter though or subsequent boys. I cried. Mainly at the state of Mrs. F's otter pocket afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I wouldn't choose my dog over my child or my family but I would choose it over any human being that wasn't close to me. Eh? If a car is heading towards your dog and a stranger walking it, you'd save the dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I cried. Mainly at the state of Mrs. F's otter pocket afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 (edited) Eh? If a car is heading towards your dog and a stranger walking it, you'd save the dog? Too right I would, without a second thought. Before I saved the dog, I'd shout to the bloke about to be mown down, " oi, what the fuck are you doing walking my dog." Edited August 19, 2012 by wolfy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Headline the next day "Man Saves Dog" Everyone thinks you're a hero...until they read the sub.... "child walking it killed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Headline the next day "Man Saves Dog" Everyone thinks you're a hero...until they read the sub.... "child walking it killed" Nah, if it was a child I'd save the child. If it was a man wearing a trilby though and he was walking my dog, I would be furious and say," I've heard about bastards like you, here have a drop of Ford Mondeo bumper in your kipper" the do a slow motion and grab my dog , causing us both to roll over into the kerb whilst we both watch the trilby hatted stealer, fly over the bonnet of the car. THE END. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 What a monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 What a monster. I'm, I'm, I'm noth a monthter..I'm, I'm a humanth being. (slurp) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I was once going through a dreadful break up and I was extremely upset about it, drunkenly one night I shed a tear on the tube. Some stranger leant over to me, gave me a hard stare and said through gritted teeth 'save that shit for at home'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I was once going through a dreadful break up and I was extremely upset about it, drunkenly one night I shed a tear on the tube. Some stranger leant over to me, gave me a hard stare and said through gritted teeth 'save that shit for at home'. Haha class, a good old morale booster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Crying when you hear bad news i.e loved ones getting cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I've had a pet cat die and I was sad, but nothing on the same scale as losing my grandparents. whenever I see the posts on here about pets dying and people saying things like "my thoughts are with you, it's like losing a member of your family" my immediate thoughts are is it bollocks, it's only a fucking cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I see lots of blokes cry when their babies are born. It's not so much sobbing as a manly sniffle and wiping their nose with the back of their hand but its quite endearing Personally I think it's just pure terror and relief that they didn't have to do the giving birth bit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38939 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Not too far from the truth there Mam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38939 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I was once going through a dreadful break up and I was extremely upset about it, drunkenly one night I shed a tear on the tube. Some stranger leant over to me, gave me a hard stare and said through gritted teeth 'save that shit for at home'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17876 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Horse and a stained glass window One of you must be a closet Tory! Fair play. We're both champagne socialists darling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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