StevenL 0 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Another twist in this exciting saga. I'd rather shag Tulisa then hang around with a fat pregnant woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 He's as much of a Prem 'star' as she is a musical 'star' tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 That has got to be one of the worst front pages I've ever seen. "Hairy Corn Flake nicked" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 That has got to be one of the worst front pages I've ever seen. "Hairy Corn Flake nicked" Â Tulisa's having her hairy corn flake flicked it would seem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9306 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Can't imagine it'll last, he'll be average in bed. His positional sense is terrible and he's not got a big tackle. Â I've also got the image of Tiote silently watching the goings on from the corner of the room. I'm not sure why he's there, but it's like he's bound by a grim fascination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14986 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Am I right in saying this Doris is appearing in a ratings-hungry television programme at the moment?....and she's on the front page of one or possibly more tabloid newspapers?...what a completely unexpected surprise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30972 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 She wants to sack her PR team if Danny SImpson's the best they could come up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 (edited) Can't imagine it'll last, he'll be average in bed. His positional sense is terrible and he's not got a big tackle. Â All good points, but he's got a reputation for keeping the balls from going over the line. Edited November 16, 2012 by BigWalrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Â 24! Â Looks like she's had a tough (time working her way through all the lads who do the) paper round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14986 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 She wants to sack her PR team if Danny SImpson's the best they could come up with. Â That might be the programme's PR team?....Simpson is a fuckin sap if he's fallen for this bullshit, or he may be thick enough to be complicit in it and he may possibly be actually enjoying his dubious "20 minutes". Oh dear, as someone famously said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 I like how they carry plastic bags wherever they go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14986 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 I like how they carry plastic bags wherever they go. Â err...they not out shopping then?.....or should they have minimum wage minions doing that shit for them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 err...they not out shopping then?.....or should they have minimum wage minions doing that shit for them? Â Shopping and hotels according to CT. It's all manbags and bags for life these days though innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14986 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 aah I see...a case of "you can take the boy/girl out of...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 (edited) Schmexiest woman in the world. Â Saggier than J69`s mantits. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Edited November 16, 2012 by Lake Bells tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 and Nile ranger  "Simo is a legend"   Yeah legend for cheating on his pregnant girlfriend and mother of his child... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36023 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Oh I didn't realise this was exposing him as a love rat. Now it makes sense that it was on the front page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Get in Danny lad. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30972 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 She's a typical charva like, i.e. decent at 19, ropey at 23. A bit like mesel, y'knaa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 The less said about you now then the better tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 You won't watch X-Factor, but it was canny funny the other week when she got in Gary Barlows face about some shite singer or other and he slammed her with something along the lines of "I don't know what's worse, how stupid you are or your Fag ash breath!" Â GB is a million percent better value than Simon Cowell tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36023 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Aye goods stuff from Barlow. She was genuinely taken aback as well, cos her comeback about how he smelt of red wine was rubbish. Â Isn't he meant to be getting lines written for him by a comedian though ffs. :lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Gemmill has nicer looking charvas scrawling abuse all over his flat every night in North Shields man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36023 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 With any luck I've only got another month of living in that hell hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27826 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 I hear there's a Sea King rescue chopper on it's way to airlift Gemmill out of North Shields as we speak. On board there's canopes, The biscuit factory menu and a DVD of Masterchef to keep his spirits up till he gets to the holy land of Jesmond. Stick in, Gemmill! You can make it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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