Dr Gloom 20312 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 You ended your marriage to give yourself more wanking time? as sound a justification as any i'd say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1125 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 I wish I could say that but unfortunately she kicked me out (without any justification I might add). The extra wanking time is just a happy by product! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36786 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Lezza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Sliding down the stairs on a duvet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28422 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Doing as a kid, don't do now, but would love to do again. I used to love sneaking my Dad's old Minolta 7000AF camera to school just so I could take a picture of my dinner. I then used the rest of the film up taking random snaps of the school playing fields and always made sure I got my feet and arms in the photos just as an added bonus! After a couple of weeks I'd go into South Shields to get them developed and eventually I got to see my camera work. I'd then get the bus back home and show all the kids round my block the photographs of my dinner which used to make them so happy they'd literally burst into laughter! Ahh the good 'ol days! Must've been a hoot round your way, CT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Sliding down the stairs on a duvet Puff, we used a drawer fulls of nails and broken glass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1125 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Lezza. Makem Lezza at that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20312 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Sleeping well is the thing I miss the most. As I teenager I would regularly get 10-12 hours sleep a night over the weekend. Lucky to get 6 these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1125 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 As I teenager I would regularly get 10-12 hours sleep a night over the weekend. Lucky to get 6 these days. I've never been a big sleeper. When I was a kid on a Saturday morning we would go round me grans when both my parents were at work and then on a Sunday I'd play football. Even in the holidays I was always up around nine at the latest. It's only been when I've been hungover that I've had long sleeps. It was just the quality of the sleep. When I fell asleep at whatever time, I wouldn't wake up until I needed to get up. It was uninterupted and that's what made it good. I was having a decent sleep last night until I was woken by a buzzing at about five this morning. After a few minutes of disorientation I worked out it was coming from my bathroom and it was infact my razor that had just set itself off for no reason. The twat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6182 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 No reason? Or evil spirits.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1125 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Fuck knows. It did it again ten minutes later so I had to take the batteries out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39416 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Wet shaves. Can't be beat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6182 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 My neck has a rash for a week after a wet shave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39416 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Tell your lass to buy her own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Cartoons on a Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20312 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Cartoons on a Saturday. that reminds me.... double features at the cinema! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39416 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 The best thing about having kids is getting to go see cartoons at the cinema again without being Yewtreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1125 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Went to see a few (Toy Story 3 etc) with the ex. Given that she was 13 years younger than me some of the lads did suggest I should be on the end credits of Corrie like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39416 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Was she A Knockout? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1125 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 She certainly fixed it for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Me grandma making me a bacon sarnie and dipping the bread in the left over bacon fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Went to see a few (Toy Story 3 etc) with the ex. Given that she was 13 years younger than me some of the lads did suggest I should be on the end credits of Corrie like! Unless you were 20 at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6567 Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Wham chews were far more intense than the current watered down EU legislated versions. The excitement of getting a free one (occasionally stamped voucher inside the wrapper) and the return to the sweet shop to legitimately get free ket. Happy days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted May 5, 2013 Author Share Posted May 5, 2013 Positivity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1125 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Unless you were 20 at the time. Nope 35 fortunately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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