Gemmill 35639 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I'm going to Tesco on the way home, so I'm gonna get some lime marmalade and join in the Fish family tradition. Haven't had it in years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9263 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I'm going to Tesco on the way home, so I'm gonna get some lime marmalade and join in the Fish family tradition. Haven't had it in years. You'll never look back. Don't copy the other things like my sister mopping up gravy with the ball of stuffing in her clutches, or my dad reading out lengthy passages from the book of quotes he's got from my sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20197 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Fish, do you really still get a stocking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I'm going to Tesco on the way home, so I'm gonna get some lime marmalade and join in the Fish family tradition. Haven't had it in years. Can you get me some Rosemary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9263 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Fish, do you really still get a stocking? Yup. Not something I'm bothered about and if I didn't, I wouldn't miss it. One of the sisters takes traditions very seriously though; decorations have to be in the same place each year, she took a fit when I ignored her protests introduced champagne, roast parsnips, cranberry sauce into the days menu. She genuinely still had my dad read "T'was the night before Christmas" to her when she was well into her teens... I was round at the Astley Arms getting good and pissed with my mates, she was at home having a bed-time story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3284 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Buy silencer pads immediately. They are on order! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 24, 2013 Author Share Posted December 24, 2013 Yup. Not something I'm bothered about and if I didn't, I wouldn't miss it. One of the sisters takes traditions very seriously though; decorations have to be in the same place each year, she took a fit when I ignored her protests introduced champagne, roast parsnips, cranberry sauce into the days menu. She genuinely still had my dad read "T'was the night before Christmas" to her when she was well into her teens... I was round at the Astley Arms getting good and pissed with my mates, she was at home having a bed-time story. I've just read that to the bairn. It's the first year where it's just me and him and he's snoring away merrily already. He told me earlier that Santa says that "You shouldn't get up too early - only once it's light outside" I swear this child was sent by angels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9263 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I've just read that to the bairn. It's the first year where it's just me and him and he's snoring away merrily already. He told me earlier that Santa says that "You shouldn't get up too early - only once it's light outside" I swear this child was sent by angels Lucky bugger. I just had to tolerate a very tired 3yr old who was that in "hyper but knackered" mood. Safe to say Uncle Dave isn't his favourite family member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Is Uncle Dave the name of his cock like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9263 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Is Uncle Dave the name of his cock like? Why are you guessing at the name of my 3yr old nephew's penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Family member, your face looking like a cock etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Merry Christmas you filthy animal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39194 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Yewtree alert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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