Dr Gloom 20184 Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Downton Abbey special you're such an old woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12903 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Mother " What do you want for tea Rude Kid?" Rude Kid " Pound of Shite Y'Old Pissbag " poetry. "Piss up a rope, fuckstick!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 21, 2013 Author Share Posted December 21, 2013 Downton Abbey special I haven't seen a single episode of that and really don't feel like I'm missing out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39193 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 "Piss up a rope, fuckstick!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27625 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 I haven't seen a single episode of that and really don't feel like I'm missing out. snap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 snap. I used to feel the same about chilli flakes. Ignorance is bliss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27625 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Never really had the chance to watch it to be fair, I wouldn't recognise a character if they stood at my front door. When it comes to a lot of tv I'm like one of these old judges who don't know who Gazza is or Michael Jackson etc. Crushed dried Chilli are handy but I tend to buy real chillies and just keep them in the freezer and use them as and when. Even when frozen you can slice them a bit at a time if you don't need too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 I'll do the usual charity 1mile run, then get the kids ready to visit my family and the missus' family. Then home for our dinner and start drinking in a serious manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Never really had the chance to watch it to be fair, I wouldn't recognise a character if they stood at my front door. When it comes to a lot of tv I'm like one of these old judges who don't know who Gazza is or Michael Jackson etc. Crushed dried Chilli are handy but I tend to buy real chillies and just keep them in the freezer and use them as and when. Even when frozen you can slice them a bit at a time if you don't need too much. Chilli flakes you use like a salt or pepper grinder over salads, meat, anything you like really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 #Christmaspubcaths were out in force last night. Jumpers everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4017 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 I usually go to the locala ASDA on a Sunday morning - not for a weekly shop - just to get something for my sunday dinner and a couple of other things they do better than my normal corner shop (co-op). I went this morning without really thinking and saw great examples of "christmas spirit" - from the car park to the checkouts people were acting like complete twats en masse. Bah humbag and fuck them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Couldn't help myself. https://twitter.com/toonlowdown/status/414801276472672256 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39193 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Disappointed it's not The Sholinator tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 The only Shola picture I could find was really small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 B&M do a big chilli and garlic flake grinder for £1.99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 B&M do a big chilli and garlic flake grinder for £1.99 do they sell cheese graters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 22, 2013 Author Share Posted December 22, 2013 God bless Christmas dinner at the parents house. It means I don't have to go near a supermarket til after Christmas now. Fucking mentalists with 2 trollies piled high with absolute greed. Half of which will then get thrown away - can't stand it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14143 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 An emoji nativity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26853 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 I went to the supermarket last Monday and stocked up for Christmas and haven't had to return since. Result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27625 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Just fuck right off. I've never once seen any of this sort of stuff you're supposed to see with the naked eye from earth. And you want me to gather my precious young daughters who may be having doubts about Santa's existence to see Santa's sleigh and just look at dull dark grey clouds and black sky? You cruel, sick twisted man!!!!! Grrrrrrrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 I'd sooner tell my child it's the ISS tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27625 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 My top Christmas tip this year for males in or around Newcastle Upon Tyne is to pop into Hollisters in Eldon Square. I nipped in to get a couple of tops for daughter 2002 and the staff were very nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6397 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Question for the parents out there - all gifts for the kids from Santa, a mix from Santa and mum and dad or all from mum and dad.... And perhaps more importantly why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18075 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 (edited) Santa gets the Christmas presents in, parents get the birthday presents in. Until they sus it out when they're 3. Edited December 23, 2013 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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