Renton 24924 Posted July 26, 2024 Share Posted July 26, 2024 On 26/07/2024 at 09:48, ewerk said: 'Gentleman Dave'. Expand Shades of Gemmill iyam. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34903 Posted July 26, 2024 Share Posted July 26, 2024 The 'uber': 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11594 Posted July 26, 2024 Share Posted July 26, 2024 On 26/07/2024 at 09:48, ewerk said: 'Gentleman Dave'. Expand 'Not-Gemmill Dave' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38325 Posted July 26, 2024 Share Posted July 26, 2024 On 26/07/2024 at 09:44, AgentAxeman said: She just didn't want to destroy such a fantastic piece of art. š Expand Again 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38729 Posted July 26, 2024 Share Posted July 26, 2024 On 26/07/2024 at 08:15, wykikitoon said: Glad to hear this piss is fine though! Expand If you're glad Renton's piss is fine you'll be overjoyed to discover my piss is as clear as an angel's tear. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38729 Posted July 26, 2024 Share Posted July 26, 2024 On 26/07/2024 at 12:43, Howmanheyman said: If you're glad Renton's piss is fine you'll be overjoyed to discover my piss is as clear as an angel's tear. Expand Although having said that, the Indian we had last week, the next day our lass walked past the bog and thought my arse was doing a superb tribute of the frogs chorus. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24302 Posted October 1, 2024 Share Posted October 1, 2024 I used to be elligable for a flu vaccine but now I'm not for some reason. I have only had one since '21 anyways as I am getting older I have tried to get a paid one at my local pharmacy and can't as the website is WANK. So called the pharmacy, young lass said she cant do it needs to be done over the computer. Fucking useless. Tried looking at Boots, nowhere in Harrogate does them. Annoyed as fuck* *as per 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12591 Posted October 1, 2024 Share Posted October 1, 2024 Getting my flu and covid jabs on Thursday, gratis, if that helps. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11594 Posted October 1, 2024 Share Posted October 1, 2024 On 01/10/2024 at 14:24, Toonpack said: Getting my flu and covid jabs on Thursday, gratis, if that helps. Expand I hope it hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12591 Posted October 1, 2024 Share Posted October 1, 2024 On 01/10/2024 at 14:25, The Fish said: I hope it hurts. Expand It wonāt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11594 Posted October 1, 2024 Share Posted October 1, 2024 On 01/10/2024 at 14:26, Toonpack said: It wonāt Expand I can hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47084 Posted October 1, 2024 Share Posted October 1, 2024 On 01/10/2024 at 11:39, wykikitoon said: *as per Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12591 Posted October 3, 2024 Share Posted October 3, 2024 On 01/10/2024 at 14:29, The Fish said: I can hope. Expand Craig Hope: Toonpack in vaccination agony. Luke Edwards: Toonpack may or may not have had his vaccinations. Mark Douglas: Toonpack didn't feel a thing. Take your pick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24302 Posted October 3, 2024 Share Posted October 3, 2024 David Orenstein: Toonpack has had his vaccination Fabrizio Romano: Toonpack 'Here we go!' Spaniel Tits: Toonpack errrrm, like, well, errrrm what do you like think errrrrm like Tory Boy: Toonpack its a total failure of the NHS that they cannot deliver the vaccinations that I as a donator got millions for, it's disgusting the NHS exists for free man! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47084 Posted October 3, 2024 Share Posted October 3, 2024 Adam Pearson; Toonpack, if I tried to say the v-word, youād drown and my tongue would strangle itself. Letās say you had a jab, yeah? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12591 Posted October 3, 2024 Share Posted October 3, 2024 I did miss my OCBC (old cunts breakfast club) meet up with my mate, our text exchange below (heās older than me); 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24924 Posted October 3, 2024 Share Posted October 3, 2024 On 01/10/2024 at 14:24, Toonpack said: Getting my flu and covid jabs on Thursday, gratis, if that helps. Expand I've had the invite too. I am feeling this is quite a hollow boast tbh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12591 Posted October 3, 2024 Share Posted October 3, 2024 On 03/10/2024 at 11:57, Renton said: I've had the invite too. I am feeling this is quite a hollow boast tbh. Expand How so ? You're not an old cunt (yet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24924 Posted October 3, 2024 Share Posted October 3, 2024 On 03/10/2024 at 12:13, Toonpack said: How so ? You're not an old cunt (yet) Expand Dunno. Asthma diagnosis and nearly an old cunt I'm guessing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47084 Posted October 4, 2024 Share Posted October 4, 2024 I pulled the intercostal muscles under my left tit the other day whilst digging out a new patio area in my garden. Random movements produce a feeling like someone has stuck a molten iron rod through my chest. Iām due to start my 4 day driving shift tonight too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34903 Posted October 4, 2024 Share Posted October 4, 2024 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24575 Posted October 4, 2024 Share Posted October 4, 2024 On 04/10/2024 at 08:19, Monkeys Fist said: I pulled the intercostal muscles under my left tit the other day whilst digging out a new patio area in my garden. Random movements produce a feeling like someone has stuck a molten iron rod through my chest. Iām due to start my 4 day driving shift tonight too Expand shit. Hope youāre on the mend soon man. my dodgy lower back has been playing up the last couple of weeks. Not a bad one on this occasion, has been much, much worse in the past, but annoying enough to hinder pretty much everything. Getting older is a right pain in the arse, or back on my case 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47084 Posted October 4, 2024 Share Posted October 4, 2024 Does the Throne not have lumbar support, Your Maj? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24575 Posted October 4, 2024 Share Posted October 4, 2024 On 04/10/2024 at 08:26, Monkeys Fist said: Does the Throne not have lumbar support, Your Maj? Expand the royal masseuse is already woking on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13221 Posted October 4, 2024 Share Posted October 4, 2024 On 04/10/2024 at 08:19, Monkeys Fist said: I pulled the intercostal muscles under my left tit the other day whilst digging out a new patio area in my garden. Random movements produce a feeling like someone has stuck a molten iron rod through my chest. Iām due to start my 4 day driving shift tonight too Expand You'll need to find somewhere else to bury them. š 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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