Monkeys Fist 38777 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10003 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Not to worry, the Spoon Bending Motherfucker is on the case http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/uri-geller-bids-save-newcastle-9310484 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30428 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Once famously claimed to have helped... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38777 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 What a fucking plum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30428 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 The thing is, he'd want fucking paying for it as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38777 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 The thing is, he'd want fucking paying for it as well We've paid bigger plums for less, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Geller definitely has dismembered remains in his freezer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38777 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Geller definitely has dismembered remains in his freezer He's just storing them for his mates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 David Icke must have a theory about the charlatan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38777 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Ask Parky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12460 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Not to worry, the Spoon Bending Motherfucker is on the case http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/uri-geller-bids-save-newcastle-9310484 To be fair he'd probably make a better go of it than Carver. The bit about breaking the hodoo is class, ran round the stadium 11 times the sum of 2 and 9 referring to the 29 games without a win, could he just not be arsed to run around it 29 times then? Fucking rascal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38777 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 If he'd been a real psychic, he'd have known that remove the hoodoo he had to subtract 2 from 9, giving him Lucky 7, which is how many times he should've lapped Highbury, whilst singing random songs by K.C. and the Sunshine Band. Or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30428 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Think the fact we had a mint team under SBR was a factor in the breaking of the London jinx too like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Think the fact we had a mint team under SBR was a factor in the breaking of the London jinx too like god, the football we played was breath taking at times. More than that though, was the self belief he instilled. How many games would Bramble fuck up and cause us to go behind, but no one cared because we all knew we had the fire power to at least equalise. When we used to defend a corner with Bellamy and Robert up towards the halfway line. The opposition would be scared shitless and keep at least two back to cover, which took the pressure off the shit-show that was our defence back then (not that it's done anything but deteriorate since then mind). God that's depressing mirror to hold up against the current situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38777 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Think the fact we had a mint team under SBR was a factor in the breaking of the London jinx too like Found this quote from SBR after the San Siro. On Bramble: "He had a difficult task - handling Vieri is not easy. He's a powerhouse of a player. "He scored with a wonderful header and he was always lurking around looking dangerous. But with respect to Titus, he's come out pretty well. He's had a fine match. He's young, he's had a wonderful experience here, as indeed all of our players have. We've just got to learn away from home when we're winning like that, can we defend better." "This is a learning process. The San Siro is a cauldron, a hard place for young players to play." "We are learning all the time, don't forget this is our first year back in the Champions League for a while." On the referee: "Bloody awful." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9jHO_8xsZoc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Are there many match goers on here going to this, i can understand people thinking A O have changed tack by asking people to go taking banners, flags, etc. But it's just been pointed out that the stewards usually open the gates with 15 minutes of the match to go. Wouldn't that be an ideal time to get the more vocal/militant fans in to the ground with the flags and banners to carry out the occupation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34503 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Geordie militia. Mobilise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Well, if the general reaction to the sit-in plan is anything like what I've heard on the ground, I suggest the militants concentrate on stopping the stewards opening the gates, and padlocking them firmly shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Can't say I hold out much hope for the sit in.. the media's cameras will move on as soon as the game ends, so who are we really visible to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Well, if the general reaction to the sit-in plan is anything like what I've heard on the ground, I suggest the militants concentrate on stopping the stewards opening the gates, and padlocking them firmly shut. What have you heard ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38777 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 By the simple addition of the letter h, this sit-in could be far more effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34503 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Well, if the general reaction to the sit-in plan is anything like what I've heard on the ground, I suggest the militants concentrate on stopping the stewards opening the gates, and padlocking them firmly shut. Wait a minute, is this Lee Ryder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 What have you heard ? 'it's not going to work' or variations thereof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Wait a minute, is this Lee Ryder? How very dare you. That's worse than being accused of being a mackem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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