Metal Detecting:NSFW. Contains images of boobs and dirt holes, as well as pigeon corpses.

[Gemmill 34635]

Are those enormous After Eight packets they've got on their heads?

[Ayatollah Hermione 12768]

I'd be having a stern word with the headteacher, me. If they had tried that on me in nursery, I'd have simply kicked my teacher in the kneecap, lit a tab and rode off on my motorbike, flicking everyone the V's.

[Gemmill 34635]

Yup, it is. New parents lap it up, but us experienced parents just think......ffs

 

As it happens it was very nice and the kids loved it, but aye, WTF.

 

 

Be honest CT, how many times have you been mistaken for his granddad?

[Christmas Tree 3997]

Are those enormous After Eight packets they've got on their heads?

Aye they looked like some weird religious cult as they came out one by one.

[Christmas Tree 3997]

 

Be honest CT, how many times have you been mistaken for his granddad?

You're gonna start feeling bad about yourself shortly

 

Get a date, or at least some internet porn.

[Gemmill 34635]

Don't worry about me, granddad.

[Howmanheyman 26982]

You're gonna start feeling bad about yourself shortly

 

Get a date, or at least some internet porn.

 

 

"Well done, son. Here's a years supply of tax credit cuts as a nice little something for you."

[Christmas Tree 3997]

Don't worry about me, granddad.

I do though.

[Christmas Tree 3997]

Talk of it possibly been a Roman helmet handle.

 

Others say it has a Viking look and that they may be Griffins, not eagle.

 

[Gemmill 34635]

A helmet handle. Are we talking about a bucket here?

[Christmas Tree 3997]

We're talking about an artefact fuck chops

[Gemmill 34635]

Whatever, helmet handle.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12768]

CT, just keep it to the metal detecting forum, mate.

[Park Life 70]

Ice bucket handle.

[Christmas Tree 3997]

CT, just keep it to the metal detecting forum, mate.

It's not hard to avoid this thread really.

 

I stay away from guitars, reading, cricket etc

[Gemmill 34635]

It's acutely apparent that you stay away from reading

[ewerk 26484]

Yup, it is. New parents lap it up, but us experienced parents just think......ffs

 

As it happens it was very nice and the kids loved it, but aye, WTF.

 

 

How the fuck is this a thing? 'Well done, you got a 2:1 in Finger Painting'. Society today...

[Christmas Tree 3997]

 

Everything's a "thing" these days. Got a 10 year old going to an "end of juniors" prom tonight.

[Alex 30465]

You have such problems in your life Fish.

 

One man's struggle to overcome his working class Geordie roots and fit in with his City mates.

One man's struggle to overcome the massive chip on his shoulder

[Monkeys Fist 38842]

What is the Blob going to come back all excited over today?

I'll go for either;

A rusty penny.

Half a hat pin.

Someone's lost wedding ring.

Being allowed to walk 20m behind the Big Boys.

[toonotl 2431]

I bet that CT's family will be up for the annual 'Most Supportive Family of a Metal Detector Enthusiast' award at the 31st Annual Metecties this year. That's what I bet.

[Monkeys Fist 38842]

Metecties

[toonotl 2431]

 

Is that Roman?

[Monkeys Fist 38842]

Etruscan-ish.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12768]

"i would like to thank the fellas at Toontastic for their support during the metal handle debate. It really meant a lot"