Gemmill 34551 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 [emoji38]tell us about it. Think it's been 460 quid to get myself out of it. Cost a lot fucking more than that to get into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6307 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 [emoji38]tell us about it. Think it's been 460 quid to get myself out of it. Cost a lot f*cking more than that to get into it. £460? Wish mine had been that cheap!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17815 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 He has no kids and kept the cat and Roomba. Plus he seems to be omitting the indirect costs, such as buying a new fucking house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34551 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I must just be more charming than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9004 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 He has no kids and kept the cat and Roomba. Plus he seems to be omitting the indirect costs, such as buying a new fucking house! Plus all those taxi fares for unconscious dates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34551 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 He has no kids and kept the cat and Roomba. Plus he seems to be omitting the indirect costs, such as buying a new fucking house! Catsssssss. And I made an 11% profit on sale of the last place 3 years after buying it and bought a smaller place to replace it, so it all worked out fine. [emoji38] You should know by now that I'm basically bulletproof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6307 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I must just be more charming than you. Or didn't marry a pyschotic bi........ (must keep calm!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17815 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 (edited) Catsssssss. And I made an 11% profit on sale of the last place 3 years after buying it and bought a smaller place to replace it, so it all worked out fine. [emoji38] You should know by now that I'm basically bulletproof. You put your life and soul in the old place, got a kitchen island and everything. It's not like the profit ends up in your pocket, you still need to shell out on a new house for one. Then buy a bigger house when you next get hitched. Then stamp duty, conveyancing, removal costs, getting broadband connected.... Where was I? Oh aye, deffo not £460. Edited April 14, 2016 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34551 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 [emoji38]whatever! I bought a house that's the bigger than I need so I won't need to do any upgrading. I'm the main man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30441 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Renton sounds jealous to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6307 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Renton sounds jealous to me Man crush is my guess.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17815 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 There's a smidgen of truth in these posts.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Fight the odds every three months. I have 10 great weeks, then two when I'm all over the place wondering what my latest scan is going to say. Memory gone, nearly died 3 times now, large part of my brain gone, but it could've been worse I could've been born a.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30441 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Man crush is my guess.... I meant the freedom like but you could be on to something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17815 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Tbh not sure gemmill is top of my man crush list. He's no Brian Cox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34551 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 A week in Crete at an adults only hotel booked in August too, Renty babes. Me. A cocktail. A thong. You must be in a mess at your desk right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9004 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 A week in Crete at an adults only hotel booked in August too, Renty babes. Me. A cocktail. A thong. You must be in a mess at your desk right now. Honestly didn't know that was a thing. Y'know beyond the Four Floors of Whores kind of establishment. Unless, wait... it's not a brothel is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17815 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Crete ffs. How dare you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Gemmill does Shirley Valentine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34551 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Honestly didn't know that was a thing. Y'know beyond the Four Floors of Whores kind of establishment. Unless, wait... it's not a brothel is it? Oh aye there's loads of places that don't allow kids. It sounds dirty as fuck when you say you're going to an "adults only" hotel, but it's genuinely just basically a couples place. No sex swings or anything like that. What's wrong with Crete, Renton, you sweaty cleft? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34551 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Gemmill does Shirley Valentine [emoji38]I'm going with a lass you fucking bellend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 [emoji38]I'm going with a lass you fucking bellend. Don't forget the European adaptor, it's a bastard when you can't recharge "her". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9004 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted April 14, 2016 Author Share Posted April 14, 2016 Gemmill does Shirley Valentine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19830 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Crete is lush tbf - where abouts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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