Monkeys Fist 39194 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Nerve touched. My work here is done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27638 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Lass from South Shields discovers spider in her knickers, resorts to dancing after shock..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howmanheyman 27638 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Interesting that Stevie thinks Haidara was shite, He's also a worry for me, him or Dummet at LB? No thanks. Janmaat gets injured at RB? Who else is going to be good enough there? We all know the CB issues, three quarters or at least half, of our back four are just not up to a PL season in my opinion. (It is hardly going to help Mbemba settle in when he's under pressure straight away, let's just hope he can head a ball because fuck knows the rest back there can't). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Haidara relinquishes possession far too often and far too easily. If he worked on his distribution he could be a decent defender for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Errr, no they're not. (And you know it!) We both know Newcastle means you're 100% geordie. Everywhere else 50-85% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Interesting that Stevie thinks Haidara was shite, He's also a worry for me, him or Dummet at LB? No thanks. Janmaat gets injured at RB? Who else is going to be good enough there? We all know the CB issues, three quarters or at least half, of our back four are just not up to a PL season in my opinion. (It is hardly going to help Mbemba settle in when he's under pressure straight away, let's just hope he can head a ball because fuck knows the rest back there can't). I'd rather have Dummett full time than Haidara. One of Graham Carr's bad episodes. There's people on here I can imagine as shite footballers just by their patter. Gemmill being one and I bet his touch is no worse than Haidara's a lot of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35639 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 That'll be the inverse relationship between football skill and intelligence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27638 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I'd rather have Dummett full time than Haidara. One of Graham Carr's bad episodes. There's people on here I can imagine as shite footballers just by their patter. Gemmill being one and I bet his touch is no worse than Haidara's a lot of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39194 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 We both know Newcastle means you're 100% geordie. Everywhere else 50-85%Westerhope'll be about 55-60% then, being 4 miles from SJP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2537 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 That'll be the inverse relationship between football skill and intelligence. CT'll be out in the yard right now practising his Cruyff turns amongst all the metecting potholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Westerhope'll be about 55-60% then, being 4 miles from SJP. Heddon on the Wall is 9 miles from the city centre, but still Newcastle upon Tyne. Wallsend 4 and sadly classed as North Tyneside. To be fair it has Tyneside's best beggar Wallsend, some black bloke with 14 teeth missing. Funny as fuck him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39194 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Oh Steyvie, I live so close to the training ground that I was over the moon when Carver went. As chairman of the Residents Commitee, my mailbag was overflowing with complaints about the stench of pasty setting off their little Jeremy or Claudia's gluten intolerance. I had a grape-chilled glass of P. Grig to celebrate, and nibbled on a rice cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tom 13915 Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 I'm probably just going into town to get pissed with a load of Germans, me. and that's what we did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12903 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 (edited) Lads, me and Tom were drinking with the Gladbach lads in the Irish Centre, I can't possibly muster the energy to care about pre-season results due to this banging headache. Oh, tom beat me to it. Aye, where were YOU? Edited August 2, 2015 by Ayatollah Hermione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 Aye the Germans were great crack and they're mental for the drink, but I'm dog rough now. We should just cut the football out and get pissed with different foreigners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27638 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Lads, me and Tom were drinking with the Gladbach lads in the Irish Centre, I can't possibly muster the energy to care about pre-season results due to this banging headache. Never got the chance to have a bit of a craic with the Gladbach lads. I got lumbered with Frau Heidi instead.......She had no fucking clue about offside, traquistas, false number nines or fuck all. Frau Heidi, yesterday, drinking with HMHM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Fish 9263 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Aye the Germans were great crack and they're mental for the drink, but I'm dog rough now. We should just cut the football out and get pissed with different foreigners. That's what was brilliant about Europa & Champions League. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27638 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 That's what was brilliant about Europa & Champions League. "There's nuffink fantastic abaht the yoorowpa fackin' league, Fish! 'Ow many fackin' times do I ave to say it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9263 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Really, really hate that prick. He won't go down and doubt he'll get sacked, not this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 That's what was brilliant about Europa & Champions League. Aye. It was a good day out, they had a load of good things to say about Newcastle but christ they could drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Awful goal to concede as per. The season has yet to start and the 1st act of cowardice has taken place ( Iron Mike turning his back for the goal ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Heddon on the Wall is 9 miles from the city centre, but still Newcastle upon Tyne. Wallsend 4 and sadly classed as North Tyneside. To be fair it has Tyneside's best beggar Wallsend, some black bloke with 14 teeth missing. Funny as fuck him. Johnny Decka. Fucking legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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