Newcastle United v Swansea City St James' Park, Premier League 13 Jan 2018 KO 300pm

[ewerk 34704]

This Canadian Channel I’m watching the match on are advertising the Grand Slam of Curling. Unironically.

 

Theyre a strange bunch the Candians.

[adios 717]

They're underselling it tbh.

[wykikitoon 24111]

anyone got a river?

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

  On 13/01/2018 at 15:55, Dr Gloom said:

West Ham drawing. All the other results going against us. Watford are sinking like a stone. They could still get sucked into it 

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Winning again. 

[LooneyToony 41]

  On 13/01/2018 at 16:02, ewerk said:

This Canadian Channel I’m watching the match on are advertising the Grand Slam of Curling. Unironically.

 

Theyre a strange bunch the Candians.

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Would you rather be one up without the hammer in the final end, or one down with the hammer? 

[beatty 24]

Gayle's finishing has been woeful today. 

[Dr Gloom 24480]

Another miss from Gayle 

[Bizza 110]

Gayle ffs

[wykikitoon 24111]

  On 13/01/2018 at 16:07, beatty said:

Gayle's finishing has been woeful today. 

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He seems to lack confidence really.

[Dr Gloom 24480]

  On 13/01/2018 at 16:07, beatty said:

Gayle's finishing has been woeful today. 

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At least he’s getting into the positions to miss, unlike Joselu. One of them has got to go in sooner rather than later though 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

We need to get the ball up, try and win some throw-ins so we can utilise Dummett's threat

[wykikitoon 24111]

wba two up now

[beatty 24]

I think our current tactic is to do nothing for ten minutes.

[beatty 24]

Did the lino flag Yedlin for shit hair or offside? 

[Andrew 5679]

Commentary team have shown up with their narratives pre-built today havent they? Dummets throws, Swansea in control apparently, Mawson is amazing etc.

[ewerk 34704]

Sweet fuck.

[Dr Gloom 24480]

Can you believe that?

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Hells teeth

[Andrew 5679]

For fucks sake, if we lose this we ought to take every striker in the squad out to the training ground and shoot them.

 

Though even then we'd probably fucking miss

[wykikitoon 24111]

FFS

[Dr Gloom 24480]

Need to get on the front foot ASAP 

[Bizza 110]

Fucksake

[beatty 24]

  On 13/01/2018 at 16:19, Dr Gloom said:

Can you believe that?

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Yes, yes I can.

[wykikitoon 24111]

The fucking lot want shooting.

Ashley fuck off you fat orrible cunt

[acrossthepond 1035]

Didn't even know he was playing until now. 

Time to pull our collective finger out.