Monkeys Fist 50745 Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, Alex said: Btw, how is this newsworthy? “ Affair number three Katie said: “This was with a man who had recently split with his wife because he had been cheating. “He had a high sex drive and he really brought out my kinky side.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 https://medium.com/@mathowie/why-i-can-t-stop-putting-dildos-into-the-hands-of-powerful-conservatives-2899de83d47e 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26353 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 headline of the year 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50745 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Well that’s a ray of sunshine on a shitty day. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50745 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Did I ever recount the tale of when I applied after-sun milk to my puckered and tender balloon knot whilst I was “working” my way around the Mediterranean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42149 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 You just did 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26353 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Did I ever recount the tale of when I applied after-sun milk to my puckered and tender balloon knot whilst I was “working” my way around the Mediterranean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50745 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Long story short, ran out of keks after a week of putting up tents in hot sun, made the mistake of going commando for a day in cut off denim shorts. By the end of the day my starfish was like Lesley Ashe’s duckface. I had a bottle of aftersun and thought “ that’ll sooth it”. About 5 seconds after I slapped some on it… I actually did a handstand in the shower to soothe the puckering for about 20 minutes. Don’t put after sun on your sweaty winker, kids 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26353 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Yeah, that’s definitely why you massaged after sun into your shit pipe. Beast 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 8362 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 The things i learn from MF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 5298 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 What a fucking life you've led MF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50745 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 I could’ve lived it without learning of the lava-like properties of Piz Buin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 5432 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Cut of denim shorts indeed. Did you “work” your way around Europe as a George Michael impersonator? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50745 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Club Cockicana, drinks are freeeeeeee… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27784 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 I don't buy this story at all. The whole point about after sun is its soothing, right? I reckon you mixed up your tub of vaseline with a tub of Vicks vapour rub, you animal. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50745 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Vicks on the hoop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39233 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Use more lube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42149 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Renton said: I don't buy this story at all. The whole point about after sun is its soothing, right? I reckon you mixed up your tub of vaseline with a tub of Vicks vapour rub, you animal. There speaks the voice of experience 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39233 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Clive James dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted November 28, 2019 Author Share Posted November 28, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50571010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted November 28, 2019 Author Share Posted November 28, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50559884?fbclid=IwAR2GD8_DNHSG85NfmxckMdt4eVVAD1MIZ10qlTbgS6-Bz4UYvjvN7ADltz0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63202 Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 23 hours ago, ewerk said: Clive James dead. Wrong thread, you fucking idiot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39233 Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 It was newsworthy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50745 Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 What a ridiculous headline. A WOMAN breaking a sports record? Pull the other one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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