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battle of the teams whose strikers aren't really that interested in scoring goals.

seeing as joelinton is winning hands down in demonstrating his complete detachment to putting the ball in the net, we'll probably get beat by one goal, scored by somebody else who's not that fussed.

dropping one place nearer the trap door.

 

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Why aren’t we trying anything new at all up front? I know we don’t have many options but at least try and switch things around rather than persist with the same 3 in the same starting positions. 

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Would anyone dare to suggest that things are working with the current formation/line-up/tactics? The answer is yes. Well done commentary team.

 

"The managers are both punching above their weight and getting their tactics spot on."

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43 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

 How the fuck joelinton starts is beyond me. 

ashley

"stevey from wallsend, you make sure you play that joelinton in every-game he cost me £43 million you know"

 

fraud of a manager from wallsend

"yes sir mike, anything you say, you are a top top owner"

 

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23 premier league games since his last goal. All of them starts? It's gone beyond mystifying and is now humorous. It has entered the realms of makingJoselu's lengthy selection run seem like a strategic masterclass (sorry Rafa).

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Might be worth Steve working an actual ball or two into our training regime so that we don't appear to be total strangers to having one at our feet during games.

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3 minutes ago, Howay said:

It’s mental how shit we are at just passing it about. Even under no pressure passes are constantly misplaced. 

It honestly is, it's as though we've got 10 competition winners who've never met each other out there with Dubravka.

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Dubravka brilliant so far. We’re playing 3 center halves and have barely won a header from any of their crosses or set pieces. Lazaro is constantly so far out of position, why don’t we just at least try playing a different formation which pushes Lazaro up to the wing and have Almiron play in behind the striker 

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Soft yellow card that. They’re going down on every single shoulder to shoulder 

 

Again completely free header, we have 3 centre halves on the pitch ffs. 

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2 minutes ago, Howay said:

Soft yellow card that. They’re going down on every single shoulder to shoulder 

 

Again completely free header, we have 3 centre halves on the pitch ffs. 

 

Did you see the half shoulder shrug/arms out from Lascelles as his brain tried to generate an excuse for his absolute lack of marking for Benteke's open header from three yards?

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2 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

Did you see the half shoulder shrug/arms out from Lascelles as his brain tried to generate an excuse for his absolute lack of marking for Benteke's open header from three yards?

:lol: Aye we are massively lucky Benteke is shite, we are trying our best to gift him a goal. 
 

ASM running all over to try and get the ball as the rest of the team are incapable of passing. 

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