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[The Fish 8989]

19 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Someone's not getting their champagne enema this year...... 

I'll give you a concrete enema

[Toonpack 6860]

46 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Had our Christmas do yesterday. Started at 2pm, bar was shit, food was shit, people started leaving around 4pm and there's only about 10 people in the team anyway, my train back wasn't until 6pm so me and the boss were the last there. He went to his hotel and I ended up sitting in the pub on my own at Euston station for about an hour. They wouldn't do it on a Friday because some arseholes think "the trains are too busy". These aren't people with kids or owt, just miseries who want to get back to their fucking cats or something. 

 

Utterly fucking pointless. 

 

 

Cunts.

 

I had a serious double take in that, first read it as "me and the boss were last there, we went back to his hotel"

[Monkeys Fist 38761]

49 minutes ago, The Fish said:

I'll give you a concrete enema

Set or freshly poured? 
 

Details make the difference dahling, details. 

[wykikitoon 16647]

[RobinRobin 9228]

14 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Wife put "Strictly" on again?