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Wor Flags have asked fans to be in their seats 10 minutes before kick off. Let's hope the Sky cameras pick up whatever's planned 

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50 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Just had a Spurs fan be civil to me….whilst I enjoyed the novelty, he can fuck right off with that fuckin shit the fuckin cockney cunt :cuppa:

 

@Dr Gloom Where are you heading for your shandy tonight? 


i’ll be wherever CT isn’t 

 

Tim And Eric Smile GIF

 

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1 hour ago, Craig said:


South West. You must be in some sort of fucking micro-climate 😂

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Speaking of South West London, I saw the lesser spotted Jeff Hendrick in Fulham yesterday. All that money and he looked like a fucking tramp, scruffier than William Storey.

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1 minute ago, Billy Whitehurst said:

Speaking of South West London, I saw the lesser spotted Jeff Hendrick in Fulham yesterday. All that money and he looked like a fucking tramp, scruffier than William Storey.

But… Gandaft is a multi-millionaire? 
 

 

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1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:


i’ll be wherever CT isn’t 

 

Tim And Eric Smile GIF

 


I’m still recovering from an unplanned and very stupid afternoon out on Saturday.

 

6 pints of Blue Moon. 6 fucking pints. :( 

 

I don’t drink that often but even when I do, 3 is about my limit.

 

Choose any pub in the city as they will all be CT free :lol: 

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Just now, Christmas Tree said:


I’m still recovering from an unplanned and very stupid afternoon out on Saturday.

 

6 pints of Blue Moon. 6 fucking pints. :( 

 

I don’t drink that often but even when I do, 3 is about my limit.

 

Choose any pub in the city as they will all be CT free :lol: 


jokes aside, I’m half tempted to check out those gigantic jugs of joy at the Trent - see if they’re all they’re cracked up to be. (Not yours, obvs)

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12 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:


jokes aside, I’m half tempted to check out those gigantic jugs of joy at the Trent - see if they’re all they’re cracked up to be. (Not yours, obvs)


Please provide pictorial evidence 👍

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Nice of your daughter to send you that picture so you can lie to the mean boys on the internet and make out like you do take the dog out for a walk sometimes.

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10 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Nice of your daughter to send you that picture so you can lie to the mean boys on the internet and make out like you do take the dog out for a walk sometimes.


Happy now :lol: 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:


Happy now :lol: 

 

 

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A ) Why are you swearing at your dog?

B ) Hah! look at your little piggy fingers, or

C )... I think your daughter needs to see a doctor.

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2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

I guarantee your dog doesn't get walked on days like this. Back door opened, you in your crocs picking turds up. 

 

Are you suggesting he walks it on other days? :huh:

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1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

6 pints of Blue Moon. 6 fucking pints. :( 

 

Goes well with 6 pints of Lloyd Grossman Lamb Bhuna, so I'm told. 

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1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:


Happy now :lol: 

 

 

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Pigsy was obviously soaking his trotters for a few hours then saw Fish’s post, switched off the Denise Squelch porn and frantically texted his daughter. 
“ Wait on the path by the garden gates- I’ll be out in a minute”. 
 

 

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Alright pet, a duck pizza to go please. I’ve got a few pints of Grossman’s finest chilling to wash it down with. Happy days. What? No Lamb kofta pizzas either? Fine, a cabbage carbonara it is. I’ve got this 32” waist to consider, after all. Sorry, what sort of establishment are you running here?

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2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Shall I start a “Tits from The Trent” thread for you Gloomy, for later, when you share the joy with us ? :lol:


Trent’s top tits and trotters 

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