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13 hours ago, The Fish said:

 

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Final update for 23/24

Cabbage crates over the briney Sir!

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Darren Eales, Newcastle United's CEO, said: "Brad is an exceptional operator" 

 

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I know he's the Chief Operating Officer Darren, but howay. 

 

"He can operate with the best of them and that's why we've made him chief of all the operators. Let's operate!" 

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4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Darren Eales, Newcastle United's CEO, said: "Brad is an exceptional operator" 

 

:lol:

 

I know he's the Chief Operating Officer Darren, but howay. 

 

"He can operate with the best of them and that's why we've made him chief of all the operators. Let's operate!" 

 

Cut to Brad's office:

 

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3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Darren Eales, Newcastle United's CEO, said: "Brad is an exceptional operator" 

 

:lol:

 

I know he's the Chief Operating Officer Darren, but howay. 

 

"He can operate with the best of them and that's why we've made him chief of all the operators. Let's operate!" 

"In his interview he played the board game operation and didn't make the fellas nose light up once. At that point I knew he was the right COO for us."

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So that’s what happened to Smooth Operator. I wonder if he’ll get Wacky Jnr on the payroll

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23 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Darren Eales, Newcastle United's CEO, said: "Brad is an exceptional operator" 

 

:lol:

 

I know he's the Chief Operating Officer Darren, but howay. 

 

"He can operate with the best of them and that's why we've made him chief of all the operators. Let's operate!" 

 

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2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

We've appointed Pete Campbell off Mad Men. 

 

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Can see happy Bruno staying for the forseeable future, but he'll use a release clause and 'media demand' to be on the big bucks. Same with Isak to an extent - every window they'll be shitbag pieces, pundits and Youtube view merchants linking Bruno and Isak away. No club in the world would pay what we'd ask on a free market, but see they'll always be a low release clause to allow him an easy get out if we stop paying what he's worth.

 

Bruno's a £150-200M footballer in this market. 2nd best Bruno is on 300k a week at least? - Enzo, Caicedo, Lavia all gone to Chelsea for big fees and on bigger contracts you'd think. 

 

Haaland always had low release clause since he was at Molde, and has leveraged that to now command fortunes at City. Mbappe this summer is prime example - Madrid has been lined up for best part of 3 years. Chelsea spunking £100M fees is not the system, the best players will retain their value and eventually get it. If Bruno is still playing for us when he's 30, we will be paying him at least 300K a week - if not, we'll have lost him for under £100m.

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Keep them and take the risk on a 6 to 9 point deduction tbh. They're all worth that and more over the course of the season. 

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3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

If this is even true BTW. It's probably that daft cunt Kaveh working it out on a spreadsheet. 

The only reference to anything is the interview Eales gave when he was on about having to sell a player at some point. There is nowt else supporting this because we’ve not announced the financial results. If we were that desperate then Bruno or Isak would already be gone imo 

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