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2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️


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15 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

IMG_3715.gif.e78414ef2f937a267e5a0d50752ad702.gifI still marvel at his finest moment for us…

 

He was 100% trying to hit the opposition player. Seen him try that v Lauren against Arsenal but he missed then too 

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I haven't watched the video cos I was still in a huff this morning, but I think he's largely right in what he said there. Gordon in particular needs to up his game and start giving Woltemade some options beyond him and heading towards goal. Too much of the time he's static. 

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11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I haven't watched the video cos I was still in a huff this morning, but I think he's largely right in what he said there. Gordon in particular needs to up his game and start giving Woltemade some options beyond him and heading towards goal. Too much of the time he's static. 

 

Gordon feels like he's trying too hard, like he's trying to force it. He needs to settle down and start playing for the team again, go for fewer of these pointless shots from outside the box that just trickle into the keeper's hands A couple of seasons ago when he was at his best, he was running at people and buying fouls all over the place - now he seems like he's trying to go for goal all the time because he doesn't back himself or the team to find a way through.

 

He needs some real work.

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1 hour ago, Alex said:

Has there been any further updates on the Livramento injury? 

 

Not that I've seen, no. Howe will have a press conference for the CL tomorrow, I think, so probably then. 

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2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

I haven't watched the video cos I was still in a huff this morning, but I think he's largely right in what he said there. Gordon in particular needs to up his game and start giving Woltemade some options beyond him and heading towards goal. Too much of the time he's static. 

 

Of course you do 🙄 fanboy.

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4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

I haven't watched the video cos I was still in a huff this morning, but I think he's largely right in what he said there. Gordon in particular needs to up his game and start giving Woltemade some options beyond him and heading towards goal. Too much of the time he's static. 


Gordon has stopped going past players. He's almost similar to Almiron in that respect over the last few months. Fast as fuck but it means nowt as he invariably drifts infield and then loses the ball. 
 

He used to have full backs on strings, they would get a yellow card for bringing him down and then spend the rest of the match walking a tight rope. 

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Just now, Christmas Tree said:

What’s going on with the new sporting director. Sounds like it was almost a done deal a month or two ago and now nothing in the news.

 

Surely we have to go into the next window with one.


I wouldn't be expecting big spending in January unless we have a major injury. Sounds like we pretty much maxed out PSR in the summer 

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2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

BE MORE LIKE BBC TOONPACK! 

 

BBC Scotland (TV and radio folks) Toonpack is the nice Toonpack, I'm channeling my R5 smarmy, posh, disinterested, condescending presenter/interviewer Toonpack.

 

So R5 called asking for a chat whilst me and Mrs were out having a meal circa 7-ish night after ceremony, we'd love to talk to you about your great uncle etc. Etc. Me - I'm just having a meal could you call me at 7:45/8:00 French time (hour ahead), ok they say.

 

Meal not finished, text received, we'll call you at 8:15 our time, so 9:15 for you on French time.

 

Fuck me!!!

 

Anyway phone goes 9:15 and I hear, "ok we're recording a short interview" (er what, you said a chat, which every fucker else has done BEFORE any interview) "aaaand were rolling, just say hello" !!! 

 

Reminder for everyone that my great Uncle Gordon has been dead for 110 years and we have 10 letters.

 

Posh R5 cunt (missed his name) - what was Gordon like ? 

 

Toonpack - Sorry, what?

 

R5 Cunt - what can you tell from the letters.

 

Toonpack - Waffle about what his comrades wrote after he was killed.

 

R5 cunt - who in your current family is most like Gordon ? 

 

Toonpack - really ?

 

R5 Cunt - oh, I'm sorry, I caught you on the hop with that.

 

Mrs could hear and she was just involved in a frenzied shaking her head/rolling her eyes combo.

 

Fuck knows if it was broadcast, but I told the BBC Scotland lads who did the film EXACTLY what I thought of R5 smarmy cunt, that's the Toonpack you've got today.

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