thebrokendoll 14267 Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 6 minutes ago, Toonpack said: BBC Scotland (TV and radio folks) Toonpack is the nice Toonpack, I'm channeling my R5 smarmy, posh, disinterested, condescending presenter/interviewer Toonpack. So R5 called asking for a chat whilst me and Mrs were out having a meal circa 7-ish night after ceremony, we'd love to talk to you about your great uncle etc. Etc. Me - I'm just having a meal could you call me at 7:45/8:00 French time (hour ahead), ok they say. Meal not finished, text received, we'll call you at 8:15 our time, so 9:15 for you on French time. Fuck me!!! Anyway phone goes 9:15 and I hear, "ok we're recording a short interview" (er what, you said a chat, which every fucker else has done BEFORE any interview) "aaaand were rolling, just say hello" !!! Reminder for everyone that my great Uncle Gordon has been dead for 110 years and we have 10 letters. Posh R5 cunt (missed his name) - what was Gordon like ? Toonpack - Sorry, what? R5 Cunt - what can you tell from the letters. Toonpack - Waffle about what his comrades wrote after he was killed. R5 cunt - who in your current family is most like Gordon ? Toonpack - really ? R5 Cunt - oh, I'm sorry, I caught you on the hop with that. Mrs could hear and she was just involved in a frenzied shaking her head/rolling her eyes combo. Fuck knows if it was broadcast, but I told the BBC Scotland lads who did the film EXACTLY what I thought of R5 smarmy cunt, that's the Toonpack you've got today. anybody???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15600 Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Next call will be Strictly. Strictly told to fuck off if it's London beeb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63240 Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 Such a diva these days. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15600 Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 And NO FUCKING AUTOGRAPHS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43941 Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 He'll be the new Titchmarsh, you heard it here first as someone once said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63240 Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: He'll be the new Savile, you heard it here first as someone once said. Out of order mate. Edited September 29 by Gemmill 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15600 Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 Nah, my short brush with the media is over, I am happily retiring back into obscurity/anonymity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43941 Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 "....Next on BBC1, 'Toonpack of Dock Green', a new sitcom about a retired accountant who turns his hand to volunteering with the Special Constabulary with hilarious results." 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15600 Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 5 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: "....Next on BBC1, 'Toonpack of Dock Green', a new sitcom about a retired accountant who turns his hand to volunteering with the Special Constabulary with hilarious results." Accountant !!!!!!!!! Now THAT is a low blow. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28557 Posted September 29 Author Share Posted September 29 1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said: I wouldn't be expecting big spending in January unless we have a major injury. Sounds like we pretty much maxed out PSR in the summer Didn't one of the better journos say we had a decent whack to spend in Jan if need be considering the sale of CUNT bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43941 Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 22 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: "....Next on BBC1, 'Toonpack of Dock Green', a new sitcom about a retired computer geek who turns his hand to volunteering with the Special Constabulary with hilarious results." FMP 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 15535 Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 45 minutes ago, Toonpack said: So called Accountant !!!!!!!!! Now THAT is a low blow. Fyp 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15600 Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 (edited) 37 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: FMP IT Project and Program manager if you please, the computer geeks worked for me ! As if I'd soil my own hands with something as lowly as "the actual work". Pffft. Edited September 29 by Toonpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12578 Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 13 hours ago, Toonpack said: IT Project and Program manager if you please, the computer geeks worked for me ! As if I'd soil my own hands with something as lowly as "the actual work". Pffft. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42155 Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 15 hours ago, Toonpack said: BBC Scotland (TV and radio folks) Toonpack is the nice Toonpack, I'm channeling my R5 smarmy, posh, disinterested, condescending presenter/interviewer Toonpack. So R5 called asking for a chat whilst me and Mrs were out having a meal circa 7-ish night after ceremony, we'd love to talk to you about your great uncle etc. Etc. Me - I'm just having a meal could you call me at 7:45/8:00 French time (hour ahead), ok they say. Meal not finished, text received, we'll call you at 8:15 our time, so 9:15 for you on French time. Fuck me!!! Anyway phone goes 9:15 and I hear, "ok we're recording a short interview" (er what, you said a chat, which every fucker else has done BEFORE any interview) "aaaand were rolling, just say hello" !!! Reminder for everyone that my great Uncle Gordon has been dead for 110 years and we have 10 letters. Posh R5 cunt (missed his name) - what was Gordon like ? Toonpack - Sorry, what? R5 Cunt - what can you tell from the letters. Toonpack - Waffle about what his comrades wrote after he was killed. R5 cunt - who in your current family is most like Gordon ? Toonpack - really ? R5 Cunt - oh, I'm sorry, I caught you on the hop with that. Mrs could hear and she was just involved in a frenzied shaking her head/rolling her eyes combo. Fuck knows if it was broadcast, but I told the BBC Scotland lads who did the film EXACTLY what I thought of R5 smarmy cunt, that's the Toonpack you've got today. There’s inane questions, then there’s that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14267 Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 15 hours ago, Gemmill said: Next call will be Strictly. I got a call from strictly. sat in the front row for one of the live shows at elstree the year caroline flack won it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12578 Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 24 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: I got a call from strictly. sat in the front row for one of the live shows at elstree the year caroline flack won it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14267 Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 1 minute ago, The Fish said: was actually. caroline, pixie lott, frankie out the sarurdays, ola jordon and darcey bussell's legs in a little pink leather mini skirt. only drawback was michelle keegan wasn't there as she was away filming her soldier programme. probably saved mark wright his marriage that did. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43941 Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 9 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: was actually. caroline, pixie lott, frankie out the sarurdays, ola jordon and darcey bussell's legs in a little pink leather mini skirt. only drawback was michelle keegan wasn't there as she was away filming her soldier programme. probably saved mark wright his marriage that did. I'd have been watching them like.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50751 Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 5 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: I'd have been watching them like.... Fyp 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12578 Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: was actually. caroline, pixie lott, frankie out the sarurdays, ola jordon and darcey bussell's legs in a little pink leather mini skirt. only drawback was michelle keegan wasn't there as she was away filming her soldier programme. probably saved mark wright his marriage that did. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43941 Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Fyp 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14267 Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 6 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: I'd have been watching them like.... I mean, just how close me and michelle keegan got to shagging isn't even the big story here. apparently there's 6,000,000 people apply to be in the strictly audience, and I won the fucking ballot. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63240 Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 Sat in his fucking booster seat in the front row with a blatant stonk-on. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39243 Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 He seemed to enjoy it though. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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