Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h.

[Isegrim 8876]

They will score again

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Just now, Isegrim said:

They will score again

Aye, we have to score in the next five minutes or it’s fucked

[Isegrim 8876]

We have to change something. Get Maxi and Miggy on

[wykikitoon 16734]

Get Miggy on for Murphy

[Dr Gloom 19839]

I don’t think the Isak/Wilson thing is working. At least not against a side as good as arsenal 

[wykikitoon 16734]

Fuck it.  Great defending by Arsenal there.  These are just above where we are tbh.

[Gemmill 34629]

Good from the marauder Burn there.

[Dr Gloom 19839]

Brilliant defending from arsenal to deny us 

[toonotl 2431]

Willock took a moment too long there. Great play though. Need to get the ball to Isak in space in transition, he'll make it happen.

[OTF 6190]

Fuck that was a massive chance, great work from Burn and then a nice lay off from Isak. Xhaka, having recovered from three broken legs and a cracked back earlier in the game, came from nowhere to block it.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Isak inside and Wilson hooked would be my move tbh

[wykikitoon 16734]

Come on Wor Eddie, lets change it up.

[wykikitoon 16734]

Isak looking like he's swapped with Willock.

 

That was wank by Bruno.  IMO He could do with hooking

[Dr Gloom 19839]

Powder puff effort from Bruno after another nice move 

[wykikitoon 16734]

How the fuck are we so little threat from corners?

[wykikitoon 16734]

Miggy on for Murphy

[toonotl 2431]

Ref not daring to book an Arsenal player.

[wykikitoon 16734]

Ramsdale going for a corner there and not given

[wykikitoon 16734]

Jesus thinking he's in Platoon

[toonotl 2431]

Joelinton left one on Xhaka there. Love it.  

[wykikitoon 16734]

Ref lost control of this match at that pen farce.

[MrBass 2254]

Elbow? That was a perfectly fair shoulder barge you daft manc twat. 

[Gemmill 34629]

Xhaka's gonna go in on Joelinton if he gets a chance here.

 

I've heard nowt like that from Jesus. What is fucking Neville on about here BTW.

 

[OTF 6190]

This is comical from them, the diving pricks. Even the commentary who are about as pro-Arsenal as you can get are calling them out for it.

[Dr Gloom 19839]

Neville “he knows what he’s doing”

 

FUCK OFF