Eddie and Mad Dog's Shot Shy Useless United v I'll Make My Final Stand, Hey... That's Why They Call Me Burnley

[Sonatine 10265]

3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Bruno looks like he's curling one out

That would explain the pile of shitty bog paper in the bottom right corner.

[RobElliott 1082]

51 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

any lip readers in the house? i might be wrong but it looked like he said to the physio "It's tight" hopefully it's not a tear

Think he was talking about wykikis lass  

[Howay 12496]

34 minutes ago, NJS said:

I think they mean the one in a fortnight not the one in November. 

Thank fuck, didn’t know there was one before the November one. 

[wykikitoon 17567]

That photo shows everything about the squad that Barnes and other injured players are there. 

[Howay 12496]

So that’s the two sides that completely ran over the Championship last season easily brushed aside by our lot, the mackems will still be adamant they’d hammer us  

[Howmanheyman 28457]

4 minutes ago, Howay said:

So that’s the two sides that completely ran over the Championship last season easily brushed aside by our lot, the mackems will still be adamant they’d hammer us  

 

They're deliberately not getting promoted, marra. Too classy for the PL.

[Monkeys Fist 39421]

49 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

   

 

 

Tino’s head is gargantuan. 

[Dr Gloom 20314]

2 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

Great win, looking forward to PSG.

yet another game to add to the long list of games in the last 10 months where HC has given us nothing moving forward. 
Goodnight. 

[Howay 12496]

21 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Tino’s head is gargantuan. 

 He’s known as Snipers dream 

[wykikitoon 17567]

He's just blown his load over the old lad

[Monkeys Fist 39421]

In the Corner with him! 

[PaddockLad 15132]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Tino’s head is gargantuan. 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 39421]

He looks like your man from Tears for Fears. 

[trophyshy 6567]

Curt Smith with a cheat code.

 

[sammynb 2934]

Good win. Another game we were slow out of the blocks but after the first ten, mainly when BDB was having his pants pulled down by that Burnley kid, the team didn't look too troubled. 

Lascelles doing another good job for the team. Someone (Gloomy I think) commented he passed it more backwards and sideward but he was also in a backline with better ball players this game which makes perfect sense.

Anyway well done, onwards and upwards.

 

  

7 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Shout out for @sammynb

 

Feeling the pressure yet? 

 

Nah, I'm doing fuck all but titling match threads with shitty lyrics none of you fuckers know, tbh. 

[RobinRobin 9762]

Thought Isak was well off it but he was an injury doubt so that may explain that. 

 

Also, LTA - it's becoming embarrassing. Gordon is one of our best players. Acknowledge it and move on. 👍 

[RobinRobin 9762]

Our favourite players move on. They always do. So must we, however hard. 🙂 

[Rayvin 4992]

Didn't see the game but just watched the highlights. Agree with sentiment on here but just want to call out that Bruno looked pretty damn solid to me. Some great touches to get our attacks going, great passes here and there too.

 

Probably could have won that 5-0 and not felt lucky, but 2-0 and 3 points is more than good enough.

[Howay 12496]

3 hours ago, Rayvin said:

Didn't see the game but just watched the highlights. Agree with sentiment on here but just want to call out that Bruno looked pretty damn solid to me. Some great touches to get our attacks going, great passes here and there too.

 

Probably could have won that 5-0 and not felt lucky, but 2-0 and 3 points is more than good enough.

He’s starting to look back to himself. The pass he made to Isak where Isak eventually fluffed the one on one with a bad touch was fucking sensational. 

[ohhh_yeah 2795]

 

   

 

 

[thebrokendoll 7339]

On 01/10/2023 at 00:43, sammynb said:

Nah, I'm doing fuck all but titling match threads with shitty lyrics none of you fuckers know, tbh. 

 

nowt shitty about plastic bertrand's lyrical masterpiece....

 

Yam! Bam!

My cat Splash is crashed out on my bed

He's swallowed his tongue

From drinking all my whisky

Whereas me, not much sleep, drained, pissed off,

I had to sleep in the gutter,

Where I had a vision

In four colours

 

Come on, let's go! One morning,

A chick came to my place

Cellophane doll, (with) Chinese hair,

A bandaid, a hangover,

Drank my beer, from a big glass

made of rubber

like an Indian in his igloo

 

Everything's awesome for me

 

Off we go! That chick,

What enthusiasm, what a buzz

To hit the hay!

Shagged, ruined, emptied, satiated,

"You are the king of the divan"

Is what she told me in passing

I am the king of the divan

 

Everything's awesome for me

 

Come on! Butt out, back off,

Don't touch my planet

It's not today

that the sky will fall on my head

and that I will miss/run out of alcohol

 

Everything's awesome for me

 

On we go! My chick took off, shot through

Finally had enough

Broke everything

the sink, the bar, leaving me alone

like a big idiot

I put my foot in it

 

Everything's awesome for me

 

[sammynb 2934]

9 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

nowt shitty about plastic bertrand's lyrical masterpiece....

 

Yam! Bam!

My cat Splash is crashed out on my bed

He's swallowed his tongue

From drinking all my whisky

Whereas me, not much sleep, drained, pissed off,

I had to sleep in the gutter,

Where I had a vision

In four colours

 

Come on, let's go! One morning,

A chick came to my place

Cellophane doll, (with) Chinese hair,

A bandaid, a hangover,

Drank my beer, from a big glass

made of rubber

like an Indian in his igloo

 

Everything's awesome for me

 

Off we go! That chick,

What enthusiasm, what a buzz

To hit the hay!

Shagged, ruined, emptied, satiated,

"You are the king of the divan"

Is what she told me in passing

I am the king of the divan

 

Everything's awesome for me

 

Come on! Butt out, back off,

Don't touch my planet

It's not today

that the sky will fall on my head

and that I will miss/run out of alcohol

 

Everything's awesome for me

 

On we go! My chick took off, shot through

Finally had enough

Broke everything

the sink, the bar, leaving me alone

like a big idiot

I put my foot in it

 

Everything's awesome for me

 

 

You mean to tell me that it doesn't just translate to Jet Boy Jet Girl??? 😉

 

[Holden McGroin 5191]

20 hours ago, Howay said:

He’s starting to look back to himself. The pass he made to Isak where Isak eventually fluffed the one on one with a bad touch was fucking sensational. 

He must have got a live in nanny. It’s the only logical reason. 

[PaddockLad 15132]

1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

He must have got a live in nanny. It’s the only logical reason. 

Am fairly certain his upturn in form is partly due to his on field nanny being back  

 

 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 20314]

21 hours ago, Howay said:

He’s starting to look back to himself. The pass he made to Isak where Isak eventually fluffed the one on one with a bad touch was fucking sensational. 

 

i don't think he dropped off anywhere near as much as some were saying, but agree he's been playing much better the past few games - no coincidence that he's played with more freedom since longstaff has been back.