Slaphead Erik Ten Nonce’s Spawny Red VAR Devils v Sexy Eddie's Swashbuckling Geordie B Squad

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Just seen Almiron doing the steering wheel celebration.

 

[PaddockLad 14912]

 

[Monkeys Fist 39184]

2 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Lads. This is ManUre. They’ll find a way to get back into this. Probably via deflection or a dodgy decision.

 

Next goal will win this. We are going to tire again in the second half. 

 

paging @Gemmill

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1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

This lass pundit should be on more. 

Who knew that Amy Schumer was a football fan?

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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

Not today.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can someone edit out the bloke so it looks like she’s shot this out of her nipsy? 
 

Cheers. 

[GrahamTaylor5 676]

At best, their players are jogging. I would love to say this is a master class to us. We are doing well. Willock is great, Miggy has been great today, two (actual) fullbacks have been superb. However, they should been struggling. Shows how much respect our players have for Howe and he deserves it all. These players could easily been annoyed that they do not get more time on as a sub but they trust the man. Times are good.

[Holden McGroin 5068]

He’ll surely hook Hannibal at half time.

[wykikitoon 17100]

Willock looks great just a bit rusty on some touches but still great. 

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Fatty Casemiro not fit for the second half.

[wykikitoon 17100]

Just now, Holden McGroin said:

He’ll surely hook Hannibal at half time.

Still on

[wykikitoon 17100]

Just now, ewerk said:

Fatty Casemiro not fit for the second half.

 Gone to KFC 

[Gemmill 35592]

Just now, Holden McGroin said:

He’ll surely hook Hannibal at half time.

 

Don't think he has.

 

Probably suits Ten Hag if they go down to ten men. Man loves a scapegoat.

[Zathras 234]

19 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Aye.  They’ll be looking to score 3 so we better get another 4. To be sure.  

Say what you like, but if they come out with energy and score within the first five to ten minutes of the second half, I think they win it.  We need a third to put them to sleep. 

[aimaad22 3640]

Silly booking there Willock

[trophyshy 6443]

9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

This lass pundit should be on more. 

Said no one ever.  

[Gemmill 35592]

Just now, Zathras said:

Say what you like, but if they come out with energy and score within the first five to ten minutes of the second half, I think they win it.  We need a third to put them to sleep. 

 

 

This fucking bloke.

[Zathras 234]

Just now, Gemmill said:

 

 

This fucking bloke.

Oi; say that to my face!

 

(No really, I'll be in Newcastle in three weeks for the first time in twenty years, I'd love to meet you all!)

[trophyshy 6443]

1 minute ago, Zathras said:

Say what you like, but if they come out with energy and score within the first five to ten minutes of the second half, I think they win it.  We need a third to put them to sleep. 

I’m on your side man.  We need 4 more. If they score one then we’ll have to chase 5 ffs. 

[Gemmill 35592]

4 minutes ago, Zathras said:

Oi; say that to my face!

 

(No really, I'll be in Newcastle in three weeks for the first time in twenty years, I'd love to meet you all!)

 

I don't leave the house these days mate, but CT will treat you to a singalong at the Wonder Bar, I'm sure.

[wykikitoon 17100]

They've started a lot better than they finished. 

[GrahamTaylor5 676]

Where it Matty Longstaff these days?

[Monkeys Fist 39184]

By the time they get round to peddling Ten Pence, they’ll be mid-lower table, with a squad of underachieving tits. 
 

There’s only one man for the job. 
 

[wykikitoon 17100]

They're trying to get Hannibal to bite 

[Monkeys Fist 39184]

2 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

Where it Matty Longstaff these days?

Free agent according to his wiki

[Gemmill 35592]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

They're trying to get Hannibal to bite 

 

He's definitely right on the edge here.

 

Antony. 70 odd million they paid for that absolute pubehead.