Pep’s peripatetic perfection seekers v Eddie’s egregious error strewn erseholes

[Toonpack 12290]

  On 15/03/2024 at 17:22, LondonBlue said:

 

Flippin 'eck, are you not over the cup final yet?

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Nope, I was there, Barnes miss hit his as well the bastard.

[Howmanheyman 38277]

  On 16/03/2024 at 12:19, Toonpack said:

Nope, I was there, Barnes miss hit his as well the bastard.

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Tueart a walker lad as well, the shame. Talking of ex-Walker footballers I saw Gazza's replacement in Cassia's in the silver link yesterday afternoon. Any guesses who I'm on about? 

[Dazzler 12792]

  On 16/03/2024 at 12:32, Howmanheyman said:

 

Tueart a walker lad as well, the shame. Talking of ex-Walker footballers I saw Gazza's replacement in Cassia's in the silver link yesterday afternoon. Any guesses who I'm on about? 

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Raoul Moat

[Dr Gloom 24420]

  On 16/03/2024 at 09:00, MrRaspberryJam said:

3-0. Haaland and Foden double with Livramento buckling his knee which keeps him out for 3-4 weeks. 
 

Murphy to balloon a shot over from 35 yards. 

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who the fuck is this cunt?

[Howmanheyman 38277]

  On 16/03/2024 at 12:35, Dazzler said:

Raoul Moat

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[Howmanheyman 38277]

  On 16/03/2024 at 12:38, Dr Gloom said:

who the fuck is this cunt?

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He's a young charva looking forward for Man City with a medieval haircut.

[MMXXVIII 1296]

  On 16/03/2024 at 12:32, Howmanheyman said:

 

Tueart a walker lad as well, the shame. Talking of ex-Walker footballers I saw Gazza's replacement in Cassia's in the silver link yesterday afternoon. Any guesses who I'm on about? 

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Bogie?

[Howmanheyman 38277]

  On 16/03/2024 at 12:43, MMXXVIII said:

 

Bogie?

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Aye. 👍

[MMXXVIII 1296]

  On 16/03/2024 at 12:50, Howmanheyman said:

 

Aye. 👍

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You never forget your first NUFC hoof to the clemmies.

[Toonpack 12290]

  On 16/03/2024 at 12:50, Howmanheyman said:

 

Aye. 👍

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He wa snot very good tbh.

[Howmanheyman 38277]

He was promising, decent player but didn't have any pace iirc? Plus was in a struggling side.

[Sonatine 12385]

  On 16/03/2024 at 12:54, Toonpack said:

He wa snot very good tbh.

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He was very phlegm-buoyant on the pitch though 

[Howmanheyman 38277]

 

"One is snot amucused."

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15265]

Talk of a back 3/5 tonight, it seems. Bring on the smash and grab

[Ayatollah Hermione 15265]

They’d pay good money to see that in Amsterdam, you’re wasted

[Toonpack 12290]

  On 16/03/2024 at 12:58, Sonatine said:

 

He was very phlegm-buoyant on the pitch though 

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 Certainly not to be sniffed at

[MMXXVIII 1296]

  On 16/03/2024 at 12:58, Sonatine said:

 

He was very phlegm-buoyant on the pitch though 

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Perhaps why that cunt McKeag refused to sinus a replacement? 

[Howmanheyman 38277]

  On 16/03/2024 at 15:23, MrRaspberryJam said:

Im not young. 

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Cool.

 

(I was talking about Phil Foden).

 

Edited March 16, 2024 by Howmanheyman

[Toonpack 12290]

  On 16/03/2024 at 14:46, MMXXVIII said:

 

Perhaps why that cunt McKeag refused to sinus a replacement? 

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You didn’t need to be Nostrildamus to see that happening.

[Howmanheyman 38277]

You make one comment about Ian Bogie then all the puns come out, it's a sinus of the times I suppose?

[MMXXVIII 1296]

  On 16/03/2024 at 15:52, Howmanheyman said:

You make one comment about Ian Bogie then all the puns come out, it's a sinus of the times I suppose?

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Achoo(se) to think about these puns rather than today's match.

[Toonpack 12290]

  On 16/03/2024 at 15:56, MMXXVIII said:

 

Achoo(se) to think about these puns rather than today's match.

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A nose what you mean tbh

[Gemmill 53114]

 

I'll sort the team news lads, you carry on with your nose jokes.

[Holden McGroin 8145]

Can’t work this out. Looks like Schar at full back or we are playing wing backs. One of them being Dan Burn….

[Toonpack 12290]

Tino must be ill/crocked