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I really didn't expect to be doing this for this long, right. Alex Isaks dutchman twisting, ange-ball battering, well rested Mags vs ...Who the fuck is Oliver Glasner?! Err, Crystal Palace

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Monkeys Fist
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Given the barnstormer we just handed out to Spuds, the carrot-on-a-stick of snagging a euro spot, and the potential return of a bit of grade A shithousery, I’ll say a tight win to us.     

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Chuffed as nuts. Didn’t apply for a ticket. Then fancied going after the spurs match so put the feelers out and got lucky. Then Monday I got a text reminding me that it’s Orbital in Southampton tomorr

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19 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Bruno is the favourite to be booked despite going 14 games without a booking. Now that he isn’t under threat of a ban I completely agree with the bookies.

 

18 minutes ago, MrBass said:

I was about to say that bleached Bruno is odds on to end up in the book :lol:

 

1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

Bruno has a gone for the Stimo hair colour again. I sense a yellow card today.

 

Try to keep up pumpkin.

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Try to keep up pumpkin.

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I call the little rat’s cock transport planner at work “Pumpkin” when he’s having a mare, because I know it instaboils his piss. 

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Our passing accuracy stats so far must be fucking shit. I didn’t realised red and blue clashed so badly with black and white, that’s the only feasible reason we keep gifting them possession. 

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Not really his fault, the midfield haven't any kind of grip on the game 

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Our passing accuracy stats so far must be fucking shit. I didn’t realised red and blue clashed so badly with black and white, that’s the only feasible reason we keep gifting them possession. 

Its been fucking dreadful.

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1 minute ago, The Fish said:

Not really his fault, the midfield haven't any kind of grip on the game 

Aye.  It must be frustrating as fuck for him.

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Is Selhurst Park built on an ice rink? Players are slipping all over the place.

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Is Selhurst Park built on an ice rink? Players are slipping all over the place.

They were heavily watering the pitch at the start.  Assuming they're all wearing blades or short studs.

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