Eddies (please be Eddies) bouncing back mags vs Ipswich who are pretty much already down.

[OTF 8663]

3 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Not sure how he managed to play those two yellows for Johnson perfectly but absolutely fuck everything else up  As the co-commentator said, no point trying to control the game with yellows after you’ve already fucked it 

 

I hope that's a direct quote, is it Alan Pardew?

[NJS 4718]

Not sure about the pen (but it makes up for the appalling keeper one). 

 

I remember playing these in 2001 when we had an outside shot at the league and we were drawing 2-2 late on and we got a shocking pen given for us and I remember saying maybe it was destiny but Shearer missed. 

 

Almost expected a repeat but thankfully not. 

[PaddockLad 19672]

Enjoying the Mandarin Saint and Greavsie at half time there

[Ayatollah Hermione 15096]

1 minute ago, OTF said:

 

I hope that's a direct quote, is it Alan Pardew?

Slightly embellished 

[Gemmill 52520]

Sky Sports Aus/NZ have a special feature on Van Dijk for a half time treat.

 

Mr Tit Sweat Gab Marcotti* waxing lyrical. 

 

 

*the same bloke who proudly declared himself "not an Eddie Howe guy" after we pumped Liverpool at Wembley. Is that cos you're a fat know-nowt pig, "Gab"? 

[PaddockLad 19672]

Cracking day of sport for the square eyed..

 

Chels v EVE

US! 
cup semi 

copa del rey final &/or boxing 

 

 

 

 

[aimaad22 5007]

Message from Eddie should be keep calm and avoid doing anything silly. Wouldn't put it past this ref to try and even the red card score. 

 

Keep doing the same thing and we'll score a couple more. 

[OTF 8663]

Let's get Isak on the ball a lot more this half please Eddie.

[Howmanheyman 37966]

1 minute ago, PaddockLad said:

Enjoying the Mandarin Saint and Greavsie at half time there

 

"Eeta fanny oal game, Saint!"

[Gemmill 52520]

Sky Sports NZ seem like a real professional outfit. Came back from ads after the second half had kicked off. 

[Gemmill 52520]

Van Dijk segment presumably took precedent. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15096]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Sky Sports Aus/NZ have a special feature on Van Dijk for a half time treat.

 

Mr Tit Sweat Gab Marcotti* waxing lyrical. 

 

 

*the same bloke who proudly declared himself "not an Eddie Howe guy" after we pumped Liverpool at Wembley. Is that cos you're a fat know-nowt pig, "Gab"? 

 

I noticed that they showed the one time in 3 seasons that he’s managed to get the ball off Isak

[OTF 8663]

Come on Harvey, you can do better than that. 

[Howmanheyman 37966]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Sky Sports Aus/NZ have a special feature on Van Dijk for a half time treat.

 

Mr Tit Sweat Gab Marcotti* waxing lyrical. 

 

 

*the same bloke who proudly declared himself "not an Eddie Howe guy" after we pumped Liverpool at Wembley. Is that cos you're a fat know-nowt pig, "Gab"? 

 

That cunt's just a transatlantic placca fanboy of the usual clubs, can't stand the bloke. The french cunt's exactly the same.

[ewerk 34211]

1 minute ago, OTF said:

Come on Harvey, you can do better than that. 

:lol: Your father and I aren’t angry, we’re just disappointed.

[Gemmill 52520]

3 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

I noticed that they showed the one time in 3 seasons that he’s managed to get the ball off Isak

 

I nearly posted the exact same thing.

 

The cheeky cunts to put that in their little reel. 

[OTF 8663]

Delap is a bit of a fucking diver isn't he?

[acrossthepond 1023]

If these worked half as hard on their football as they did on their diving they'd be top half. Delap has just performed another top Olympic tumble. 

[PaddockLad 19672]

6 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

"Eeta fanny oal game, Saint!"

“Well I think Liverpool should win Jim”

 

 

[ewerk 34211]

Just now, OTF said:

Delap is a bit of a fucking diver isn't he?

Trippier clearly pulled out of the tackle, Delap went down anyway and got the foul. No difference in that and Johnson’s first yellow.

[OTF 8663]

Just now, ewerk said:

Your father and I aren’t angry, we’re just disappointed.

My son is disappointed in him. Harvey told him he'd go back to the change rooms to look for a shirt for him and then never returned.

[Ayatollah Hermione 15096]

The way these were camped in probably makes this ideal for Wilson. He can basically just stand in the box and hope for something to drop 

[Monkeys Fist 46420]

Big Dan fucking Burn! 

[toonotl 3603]

That's been coming. Brilliant. 

[OTF 8663]

BDB ooh yeah