Eddie Howe's Glorious Get Into Them Mags vs Thomas Partey's Former Club

[Dazzler 16193]

Calafori still struggling to move past towelgate 

[Gemmill 63192]

These soft cunts have lost it. They want a foul for every tackle. 

[wykikitoon 28542]

Oh Murphy is still on

[aimaad22 6000]

Excellent goal from us. Woltemade looks class overall. On the whole we've got Pope to thank so far though. Burn on the left is very iffy, we have more control since the goal though. 

[Dazzler 16193]

Tonali just shaking his concussion off proving Schar is a pretty boy soft cunt.

[aimaad22 6000]

Commentator finally calling out Arteta for his reactions on the sideline 

[wykikitoon 28542]

They're shit scared of Woltemade 

[wykikitoon 28542]

Hook.Murphy get Elanga on

[Gemmill 63192]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Oh Murphy is still on

 

 wouldn't be a match thread without Wykiki slagging off one of our players. Win, lose or draw! 

 

[OTF 10608]

Lovely half that on the back of Nick Pope's brilliant keeping and sweeping and ultimately Arteta's weeping.

[Ayatollah Hermione 17238]

If Sky are doing HT manager interviews, now would be a good time to get the thoughts of Arteta IMO

[Gemmill 63192]

I mean if you could have written a script for how that first half went, that would have been it. I just hope we see it out so we can enjoy all of Arteta's post match content. 

 

He'll ring in sick for this one next season if we see it out. 

[PaddockLad 22496]

That goal has changed the game..they were all over us before then 🤣

[toonotl 4681]

We're ahead and I think we've actually been below average.

[OTF 10608]

3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Tonali just shaking his concussion off proving Schar is a pretty boy soft cunt.

Sadly not even joking Schär gets hit a lot in the head, and there's a cumulative effect.

[Ayatollah Hermione 17238]

1 minute ago, PaddockLad said:

That goal has changed the game..they were all over us before then 🤣

They have genuinely convinced themselves that our goal should have been ruled out and their heads haven’t recovered 

[OTF 10608]

2 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

If Sky are doing HT manager interviews, now would be a good time to get the thoughts of Arteta IMO

 

Here's the summary:

*gesticulates wildly*

*cries*

[NJS 5298]

Just now, OTF said:

Sadly not even joking Schär gets hit a lot in the head, and there's a cumulative effect.

Homer Schar. 

[OTF 10608]

Just now, Ayatollah Hermione said:

They have genuinely convinced themselves that our goal should have been ruled out and their heads haven’t recovered 

They're going to feel like right fucking tits when they watch the replay, not even the most red tinted glasses could find a foul there. I'll love it if they double down about it.

[Gemmill 63192]

Redknapp: he gets a touch but I'm not sure it's enough to negate the penalty. 

 

A touch is a touch, you gormless cunt. There aren't degrees of touches. 

[Rayvin 8361]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Redknapp: he gets a touch but I'm not sure it's enough to negate the penalty. 

 

A touch is a touch, you gormless cunt. There aren't degrees of touches. 

 

Apart from when Liverpool are handballing in the lead up to goals, I suppose.

[PaddockLad 22496]

5 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

They have genuinely convinced themselves that our goal should have been ruled out and their heads haven’t recovered 

 

Gabriel as usual was weak as fucking piss. Good player but any of our centre backs would've stuck their heads under the BFGs chin and taken the cunt out. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Edited September 28 by PaddockLad

[Toonpack 15590]

Just now, Gemmill said:

Redknapp: he gets a touch but I'm not sure it's enough to negate the penalty. 

 

A touch is a touch, you gormless cunt. There aren't degrees of touches. 

Exsctly, there's comments on the BBC saying anywhere else on the pitch it's a foul, well aye, keepers don't play anywhere else on the pitch, a keeper smothers the ball  and an onrushing forward goes arse over tit over him all the time, that's not a pen, even the slightest touch is the equivalent of that.

[OTF 10608]

2 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Exsctly, there's comments on the BBC saying anywhere else on the pitch it's a foul, well aye, keepers don't play anywhere else on the pitch, a keeper smothers the ball  and an onrushing forward goes arse over tit over him all the time, that's not a pen, even the slightest touch is the equivalent of that.

Even the biased commentators as soon as they saw that Pope got the ball acknowledged that it was not a penalty.

[Christmas Tree 6697]

Hope Howe has a few tweaks lined up for Half Time as Pope must have ran out of superb saves by now. 
 

We need someone on to cause them a few more problems going forward. Tough balance to find though while defending.