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At the moment, we have 42 teams (lol) who have qualified with 6 more to come in the playoffs. What is pretty apparent by looking at these pots is that, while everyone knows the expansion is a ridiculous idea, it’s also eliminated the Group of Death entirely. I suppose to be replaced by more jeopardy in the knockouts.

 

Anyway, 104 games will be played, up from 64. Mostly played in blistering US heat, in half empty stadiums because the tickets are a fortune and at a dodgy time for us to watch it :lol: What a time to be alive. Get your smart money on the USA making the semis now that Infantino is best friends with Trump.

 

Haiti ffs :lol: 

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Yes and to all of the other footballing minnows, like Australia, New Zealand, and Scotland.

 

A warm FIFA welcome to you all, and please look out for ICE agents. 

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6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Yes and to all of the other footballing minnows, like Australia, New Zealand, and Scotland.

 

A warm FIFA welcome to you all, and please look out for ICE agents. 

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I think its possible for Wales, N. Ireland and Ireland to be in three of those last four uefa spots as well right?

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We're playing for our country 

We've got to do or die

England cannae dae it 

because they didnae qualify 

 

Andy Cameron,  June 1978.  "Ally's Tartan Army"  Highest position in the UK top 30: 6. 

 

Something for us all to think about there I think :cuppa:

 

 

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5 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

We're playing for our country 

We've got to do or die

England cannae dae it 

because they didnae qualify 

 

Andy Cameron,  June 1978.  "Ally's Tartan Army"  Highest position in the UK top 30: 6. 

 

Something for us all to think about there I think :cuppa:

 

 

 

Peru 3 - 1 Scotland

 

Iran 1 - 1 Scotland

 

:lol:

 

Bravetarts. 

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Confirmed World Cup 2026 playoffs

 

Path A

SF1: Italy v Northern Ireland
SF2: Wales v Bosnia-Herzegovina

 

Path B

SF3: Ukraine v Sweden
SF4: Poland v Albania

Path C
SF5: Turkey v Romania
SF6: Slovakia v Kosovo

 

Path D
SF7: Denmark v North Macedonia
SF8: Czech Republic v Republic of Ireland

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21 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

They had a decent chance being in a group with Slovenia, Kosovo, and Switzerland and didn't win a single game. 


They knew they had this in the back pocket. I hope they continue their shite form but I doubt it 

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16 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Howay, they didn't not try cos they knew they could just play some additional games and maybe get through that way. That makes no sense. 


I didn’t say that :lol: I’m saying that it absolutely removed a lot of the jeopardy of the group though. Means they didn’t have to play a knackered Isak for starters. Especially now that they’re with a plum draw in the playoffs. Out of the four in there, I’d pick them to get through. 

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53 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Sweden have a decent chance there.


They qualify and Infantino's vanity project will get ripped further apart on an unprecedented scale. It's fucking crackers - they've had their opportunity and fucked it up.

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