Donald Trump and FIFA bring you the World Cup 2026

[The Fish 12521]

If they both boycott, can they both get  0 points and a -3 GD?

Edited Wednesday at 15:09 by The Fish

[Toonpack 15507]

What a surprise !

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/nyregion/soccer-corruption-charges-fox-employee.html?unlocked_article_code=1.7k8.UI3T.AjsCsr9uamj4&smid=url-share

 

 

[Gemmill 62979]

Cheapest ticket for the final will be £3,000.

 

I hope this world cup is a massive fucking flop. 

[Monkeys Fist 50627]

Do you need to provide a “clean” history of social media for yourself and your family to get one, or is a months wages sufficient? 

 

[Gemmill 62979]

Yeah, you'd want to be confident you haven't said anything negative about Trump in the past 5 years before you drop any cash on the ticket. 

[Rayvin 8295]

No one should be going to this, and I will judge anyone who is. It is a fucking farce designed only to insert all of us up Trump's backside. The time in history when we should have been fawning over an inbred, dementia addled fuckwit has been and gone. No one should be debasing themselves by going to this fiasco of a sports event.

 

Fuck FIFA. Fuck Trump. Fuck America.

 

There, that should be enough to ensure I'm not allowed into the US.

[aimaad22 5948]

You'd expect all this from Trump but what in the seven hells are Fifa doing? Making the game look like a complete joke.

 

Human beings have become seemingly incapable of putting up decent leadership anywhere. 

 

I'd love to go still honestly just because I've never before been close to a major tournament. But it doesn't look like there's going to be many affordable options. 

[Howmanheyman 43812]

I wouldn't go if the tickets were free as well as the travel costs tbh. 

[Dr Gloom 26309]

i was offered tickets for england's opener in Dallas. politely declined 

[Gemmill 62979]

7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

i was offered tickets for england's opener in Dallas. politely declined 

 

[Howmanheyman 43812]

18 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Loved his Chinese takeaways in a cardboard carton iirc? 

[Alex 42058]

2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Loved his Chinese takeaways in a cardboard carton iirc? 

That was John Barnes 👍🏻

[The Fish 12521]

18 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Cheapest ticket for the final will be £3,000.

 

I hope this world cup is a massive fucking flop. 

Whatever actually happens we'll be assured that it wasn't.

[The Fish 12521]

16 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

You'd expect all this from Trump but what in the seven hells are Fifa doing? Making the game look like a complete joke.

 

Human beings have become seemingly incapable of putting up decent leadership anywhere. 

 

I'd love to go still honestly just because I've never before been close to a major tournament. But it doesn't look like there's going to be many affordable options. 

 

I can't tell if I'm being whooshed or not?

 

FIFA have been corrupt, self-serving, rapacious cunts long before Trump got into politics.

[Ayatollah Hermione 17219]

Sadly, I don’t think this shit will get what it deserves which is empty stadiums but that’s only because they’ll be giving free tickets away on the day of matches