Brock Manson 0 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 I'm still on shit money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 I'm still on money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4984 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 (edited) Beware the pixels! I remember when I was studying in China we had a Japanese contingent studying in the same school; One of the American guys there took one of the girls back to his room after a party. It emerged the following day that she'd tried to stick her hand up his arse and he was so terrified that he fled into the corridor. Apparently Japanese girls think Western men are into that stuff. Beware more than just pixels. I'm often referred to as "That lucky bastard" Sounds promising, I'd definitely go travelling then. Frankly, who knows if another chance will ever present itself. And the timing is perfect for the WC. Edited January 15, 2014 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Where was the lad who had to block the front door with his sofa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18329 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 He served in the British Army as a senior ranking officer. So he's literally Major Misunderstanding then? If he's anything like his online persona I find that information somewhat concerning tbh. I won't say any more as he obviously can't defend himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 So he's literally Major Misunderstanding then? If he's anything like his online persona I find that information somewhat concerning tbh. I won't say any more as he obviously can't defend himself. I like the reassurance that my Dad probably outranked him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14193 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 I like the reassurance that my Dad probably outranked him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 I like the reassurance that my Dad probably outranked him You've met the man, you'd expect him to have a decent rank on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36208 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 I'd like to think they shared a trench together and used their body heat to comfort one another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 I'd like to think they shared a trench together and used their body heat to comfort one another. My Dad is Scottish, he's not sharing anything. But I think that would make him foreign in LM's eyes, so... y'know... "Git Orf Ma Laaaaaand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 I like the reassurance that my Dad probably outranked him Technically Scotland is just a colony tho innit? LM wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 15024 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 I've nowt against Leazes but I find it fuckin doubtful and needless to say funny as fuck that he went to Sandhurst along with all the Pierses and Gileses Sorry to hear about job worries among posters on here, but ftao of Fish; why dont you use your tax free bonanza to go to Brazil around June/July time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 I've nowt against Leazes but I find it fuckin doubtful and needless to say funny as fuck that he went to Sandhurst along with all the Pierses and Gileses Sorry to hear about job worries among posters on here, but ftao of Fish; why dont you use your tax free bonanza to go to Brazil around June/July time? June I'm going to a Stag Do, but I'd have loved that if I'd known earlier. Sitting on a beach watching the England games on an ancient tv with a Caipirinha and a couple of beautiful girls Samba-ing for my benefit, before watching some enjoyable football at the Maracanã. But noOOOoooooo, I'll be in Portugal, getting really drunk with some useless wastes and watching shitty England play shitty football in depressing clarity, before drinking my self into a stupor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14193 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 June I'm going to a Stag Do, but I'd have loved that if I'd known earlier. Sitting on a beach watching the England games on an ancient tv with a Caipirinha and a couple of beautiful girls Samba-ing for my benefit, before watching some enjoyable football at the Maracanã. But noOOOoooooo, I'll be in Portugal, getting really drunk with some useless wastes and watching shitty England play shitty football in depressing clarity, before drinking my self into a stupor. Bitter lemons on you! Besides, you surely haven't booked your flights to Portugal yet so just sack it off. I'm sure Matt'll forgive you. One day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 15024 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 June I'm going to a Stag Do, but I'd have loved that if I'd known earlier. Sitting on a beach watching the England games on an ancient tv with a Caipirinha and a couple of beautiful girls Samba-ing for my benefit, before watching some enjoyable football at the Maracanã. But noOOOoooooo, I'll be in Portugal, getting really drunk with some useless wastes and watching shitty England play shitty football in depressing clarity, before drinking my self into a stupor. We usually do the frightfully poash Alburfera for a long weekend round Euros/WC time but I was informed over the festive period that this year we're having a change....Benidorm for the England v Italy 11pm ko weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4984 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 (edited) June I'm going to a Stag Do, but I'd have loved that if I'd known earlier. Sitting on a beach watching the England games on an ancient tv with a Caipirinha and a couple of beautiful girls Samba-ing for my benefit, before watching some enjoyable football at the Maracanã. But noOOOoooooo, I'll be in Portugal, getting really drunk with some useless wastes and watching shitty England play shitty football in depressing clarity, before drinking my self into a stupor. If that's not this country summed up in one sentence, I don't know what is! Edited January 15, 2014 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14193 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Careful now............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Steady... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4984 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 ... Did I say something off colour? I meant that affectionately believe it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39296 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Down with this sort of thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14193 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 ... Did I say something off colour? I meant that affectionately believe it or not. Naah, I'm only playing because I'm one of the useless wastes to which he refers. And he's probably not much wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Bitter lemons on you! Besides, you surely haven't booked your flights to Portugal yet so just sack it off. I'm sure Matt'll forgive you. One day. Already booked, me and the Gooner on the same flight from Stanstead. Not too expensive to be honest. If that's not this country summed up in one sentence, I don't know what is! I'm often guilty of inadvertently capturing the Zeitgeist. It's a burden, and that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14193 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Already booked, me and the Gooner on the same flight from Stanstead. Not too expensive to be honest. Oh, is he coming for the week too? Canny. We're not letting him watch any American sports though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Oh, is he coming for the week too? Canny. We're not letting him watch any American sports though. We could permit him his Beach Volleyball? Surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 It's taken me many years to reach this point, but I'm more concerned about what I think about other people than what I think they think about me. If someone doesn't like me, that's not my fault, I honestly don't give a fuck any more. It sounds arrogant but it's how I feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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