Alex 31115 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) Was there any provision made for a situation like this when Chez laid down his Ten Commandments for Forum Moderation? Edited May 26, 2016 by Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36185 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I forgot about that. [emoji38] Recorded a TED talk on it as well iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6149 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Have we ascertained who has the most beautiful wife/children between Chez and SEW yet btw. I'm putting together a set of top trumps cards and I have Chez ahead on Banlieue/Quartier but SEW comfortably in the lead on Nights Spent next to Beautiful Wife. What happened to the enemy of my enemy is my friend!? Anyway, nee fucker has compared wives looks so that's a straw man argument Finchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36185 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 What happened to the enemy of my enemy is my friend!? Anyway, nee fucker has compared wives looks so that's a straw man argument Finchy I'm am equal opportunities arsehole, you should know that by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 31115 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I'm am equal opportunities arsehole Yet another startling admission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I wake up next to my beautiful wife and child every morning while you are in a hotel in another European city away from your family and big expensive home. Im seething with jealousy You clearly are. Maybe i overshare but i dont pay attention to what you say about your domestic arrangements to even remember any details. You obviously pay a lot of attention to mine. Thats just natural i guess. Success, wealth, power, being stylish AND sexy makes me interesting but with the territory comes people wanting to knock you down. I can handle that, not sure you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6149 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 You pretend you're joking ... And you can't admit to over sharing and then in the next breath accuse me of paying too much attention. You've spent years name dropping where you've been working. I'm sure it's very interesting to a point but there's not a man I know that works away from home who doesn't wish he could spend more time with his kids. Mind you there's not a man I know who worries about how much of his money his family gets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 31115 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Classic Napoleon complex at work here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28024 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Disgrace having a go at chez, BTW. I don't know how many times I've told you his name is Frankie, and he posts in his crackas from his flat in Percy Main, cans chilling in the fridge. Leave the lad alone!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12942 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Right, what's happening here, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4984 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 There's clearly some history coming into it, whatever it is, but near as I can tell it we're arguing over whose life is most awesome. Yep, it's come to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 There's clearly some history coming into it, whatever it is, but near as I can tell it we're arguing over whose life is most awesome. Yep, it's come to that. And Gemmill hasn't come in to blow them both out of the water yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36185 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 They don't need their noses rubbing in it. I wake up inside of this beautiful body every day in Wideopen's hottest gated community. I open my eyes and there I am. Looking back at myself in my mirrored ceiling. Satin sheets crumpled all around me. I roll over and pick up my phone to check my bank balance. Still loaded. I log onto Toontastic to check how many lols I've accrued overnight. Still hilarious. And I've only just woken up seconds earlier. How could this day get any better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 31115 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 There's another one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4984 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4033 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) I read "inside this beautiful body" as a compliment to the new lass until I recognised the level of his narcissism. Edited May 26, 2016 by NJS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 They don't need their noses rubbing in it. I wake up inside of this beautiful body every day in Wideopen's hottest gated community.I didn't know there was a secure medical facility in Wideopen these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36185 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 There is. I call it my penis. Women call it "the cure". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I hate the word penis unless it's being used as an insult. You're not American and as such the only acceptable terms for it are cock, nob or dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36185 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Truth be told, I call it The King's Justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28024 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Truth be told, I call it The King's Justice.Your ex called it 'inch high, private eye'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36185 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 [emoji38] To her it was "The Attitude Adjuster". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12942 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 There is. I call it my penis. Women call it "the cure". They call mine "Prevention" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28024 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 They call mine, 'the neglected one'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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