Dr Gloom 24537 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 I’m missing about four Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24537 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 The witch, the twins at the front, the yellow cat and the glasses on the table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24537 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 And the sand dunes and the musical grass. I was thinking super grass but don’t think that’s right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47046 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: The witch, the twins at the front, the yellow cat and the glasses on the table 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: And the sand dunes and the musical grass. I was thinking super grass but don’t think that’s right Bewitched Thompson Twins Atomic Kitten Bucks fucking Fizz Oasis Soundgarden. Next! Also Lynyrd Skynyrd , in the plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4777 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 Salt N Pepa Radiohead Garbage T Rex Pet Shop Boys Four Tops The Jam Smashing Pumpkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15409 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 The bins represent U2, I think 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34863 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 Alice in Chains Arctic Monkeys T-Rex The Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34863 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 Guns N Roses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24537 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 What’s the shit on the wall of the shed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4777 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: What’s the shit on the wall of the shed? The Vines? It's also Shed 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34863 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 Red Hot Chilli Peppers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20139 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 Checkatrade...what the arsing fuck is the score with that? This lad came round yesterday to fit a new tv aerial because were ditching cable/satellite and going to freeview. I could’ve done it myself but didn’t have a ladder to get on the roof etc Good lad, did a good job, total was 140 quid. I paid him 150 because he set up our new Humax box. He was here 2/3 hours. He asked me to leave a review so I did, very positive words & I gave him 8 out if 10...he saw it yesterday afternoon and since then he’s been fuckin badgering me to give him 10 out of 10 What a fuckin weapon. He’s now txted me the number to call. He’s said twice he’s not trying to put any pressure on me He said what he had to do to get a 10? I told the cunt he could’ve done it for 50 quid . Why the fuck is it that important? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34863 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 I'm guessing it's their ratings that decide where they appear in the search rankings so give him a ten, you shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 15 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Checkatrade...what the arsing fuck is the score with that? This lad came round yesterday to fit a new tv aerial because were ditching cable/satellite and going to freeview. I could’ve done it myself but didn’t have a ladder to get on the roof etc Good lad, did a good job, total was 140 quid. I paid him 150 because he set up our new Humax box. He was here 2/3 hours. He asked me to leave a review so I did, very positive words & I gave him 8 out if 10...he saw it yesterday afternoon and since then he’s been fuckin badgering me to give him 10 out of 10 What a fuckin weapon. He’s now txted me the number to call. He’s said twice he’s not trying to put any pressure on me He said what he had to do to get a 10? I told the cunt he could’ve done it for 50 quid . Why the fuck is it that important? I'm gonna be the fuck out of you here, but what's new. Net Promoter Score is a metric that marketing types use. Basically you ask people to score something out of 10 and then you count all the 9s and 10s and all the 1s to 6s. You subtract the count of 1s to 6s from the count of 9s and 10s, and the answer is your NPS. It's meant to signify how likely someone would be to recommend you to families and friends. The higher the score, the better. The thing is that 7s and 8s are disregarded entirely as "neutral". Which is bullshit, 8 is an objectively good score but that's how they do it. But if Checkatrade uses NPS in its rankings, and it probably does cos it's the recognised measure for "likely to recommend", your 8 is no use to this kid. He set up your fucking Humax btw, grandpa. That's over and above the call of duty. Sort your shit out and give him a 10. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20139 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I'm gonna be the fuck out of you here, but what's new. Net Promoter Score is a metric that marketing types use. Basically you ask people to score something out of 10 and then you count all the 9s and 10s and all the 1s to 6s. You subtract the count of 1s to 6s from the count of 9s and 10s, and the answer is your NPS. It's meant to signify how likely someone would be to recommend you to families and friends. The higher the score, the better. The thing is that 7s and 8s are disregarded entirely as "neutral". Which is bullshit, 8 is an objectively good score but that's how they do it. But if Checkatrade uses NPS in its rankings, and it probably does cos it's the recognised measure for "likely to recommend", your 8 is no use to this kid. He set up your fucking Humax btw, grandpa. That's over and above the call of duty. Sort your shit out and give him a 10. I GAVE THE CUNT A TENNER FOR SETTING MY HUMAX UP IT TOOK HIM 10 FUCKIN MINUTES Fuck him and fuck you. Am blocking you both 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20139 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 Does anybody leave a 5 on TripAdvisor? Anyone?.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3962 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I'm gonna be the fuck out of you here, but what's new. Net Promoter Score is a metric that marketing types use. Basically you ask people to score something out of 10 and then you count all the 9s and 10s and all the 1s to 6s. You subtract the count of 1s to 6s from the count of 9s and 10s, and the answer is your NPS. It's meant to signify how likely someone would be to recommend you to families and friends. The higher the score, the better. The thing is that 7s and 8s are disregarded entirely as "neutral". Which is bullshit, 8 is an objectively good score but that's how they do it. But if Checkatrade uses NPS in its rankings, and it probably does cos it's the recognised measure for "likely to recommend", your 8 is no use to this kid. He set up your fucking Humax btw, grandpa. That's over and above the call of duty. Sort your shit out and give him a 10. The world's gone fucking mad, if he's any good he'll get work regardless of his online "Rating". I'm doing a reality show atm, one of those "big ones" every cunts knows and there are a couple of contestants on it who are there because they want to become "Insta stars" (ie earn squillions for doing fuck all) and then there is some old biddy who is actually an Insta stat and she's complaining about these young'un wanting to be what she is (on top of her crying about how fucked her life now is!) Cunts the lot of them. Go out and get a real fucking job, work 10 hours a day like the rest of us and be grateful if someone thinks you're worthy of an 8/10. @PaddockLad mate go back on and change his rating to a three and review the positive words to something like, he was okay but now he won't stop badgering me to give him a 10! Edited February 5, 2021 by sammynb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 9 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: I’m missing about four Garbage Red Hot Chilli Peppers Beatles Radiohead Shed Seven Pearl Jam Avalanches Salt n Pepper Cream Monkees One Direction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3962 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 Just now, The Fish said: Garbage Red Hot Chilli Peppers Beatles Radiohead Shed Seven Pearl Jam Avalanches Salt n Pepper Cream Arctic Monkees One Direction FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3962 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 6 minutes ago, sammynb said: The world's gone fucking mad, if he's any good he'll get work regardless of his online "Rating". I'm doing a reality show atm, one of those "big ones" every cunts knows and there are a couple of contestants on it who are there because they want to become "Insta stars" (ie earn squillions for doing fuck all) and then there is some old biddy who is actually an Insta stat and she's complaining about these young'un wanting to be what she is (on top of her crying about how fucked her life now is!) Cunts the lot of them. Go out and get a real fucking job, work 10 hours a day like the rest of us and be grateful if someone thinks you're worthy of an 8/10. @PaddockLad mate go back on and change his rating to a three and review the positive words to something like, he was okay but now he won't stop badgering me to give him a 10! BTW the whole point of this rant is that everyone is too worried about their online rating! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20139 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 11 minutes ago, sammynb said: The world's gone fucking mad, if he's any good he'll get work regardless of his online "Rating". I'm doing a reality show atm, one of those "big ones" every cunts knows and there are a couple of contestants on it who are there because they want to become "Insta stars" (ie earn squillions for doing fuck all) and then there is some old biddy who is actually an Insta stat and she's complaining about these young'un wanting to be what she is (on top of her crying about how fucked her life now is!) Cunts the lot of them. Go out and get a real fucking job, work 10 hours a day like the rest of us and be grateful if someone thinks you're worthy of an 8/10. @PaddockLad mate go back on and change his rating to a three and review the positive words to something like, he was okay but now he won't stop badgering me to give him a 10! Youre not working on the current Mrs PLs favourite TV fake wanker wedding program are you?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3962 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Youre not working on the current Mrs PLs favourite TV fake wanker wedding program are you?? Although Covid decimating my work last year, I still have some standards - just. You can tell her they are currently in production for the next series, so she won't have long to wait. Edited February 5, 2021 by sammynb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20139 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, sammynb said: Although Covid decimating my work last year, I still have some standards - just. You can tell her they are currently in production for the next series, so she won't have long to wait. Its on here at the moment. Theres a girl on there whos family fled the war in Yugoslavia in the 90s. I think she's the worst female since Eva Braun. Where the fuck do they find them? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 31 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I'm gonna be the fuck out of you here, but what's new. Net Promoter Score is a metric that marketing types use. Basically you ask people to score something out of 10 and then you count all the 9s and 10s and all the 1s to 6s. You subtract the count of 1s to 6s from the count of 9s and 10s, and the answer is your NPS. It's meant to signify how likely someone would be to recommend you to families and friends. The higher the score, the better. The thing is that 7s and 8s are disregarded entirely as "neutral". Which is bullshit, 8 is an objectively good score but that's how they do it. But if Checkatrade uses NPS in its rankings, and it probably does cos it's the recognised measure for "likely to recommend", your 8 is no use to this kid. He set up your fucking Humax btw, grandpa. That's over and above the call of duty. Sort your shit out and give him a 10. We've an 'Employee Engagement Survey' which uses the same bullshit. In a meeting about it the HR bod was explaining the scoring and I asked what's the point in a 1-10 scale, if there are only 3 options; bad, fine, good? He said that you could score whatever you liked. But only 9 and 10 are good though right? yes. 5-8 are "needs improvement"? yes. 1-4 is bad? yes. So there's no difference between scoring 2 or 4, for example? No. Right, so there are only 3 options then. "No, there are 10 scores."... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20139 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 I’m not a bad cunt so I’ve changed it. I didn’t realise how important it was to be perfect. I’ve texted him and told him he would’ve had to given given me a blowjob to really get a 10 so it doesn’t count 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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