Monkeys Fist 50629 Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 You’re meddling with powers you can’t possibly comprehend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42096 Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 11 hours ago, The Fish said: What's wrong with the Lit and Phil? I didn’t say I agreed with all of it. Some of the stuff is what makes the difference between somewhere like Newcastle and somewhere like Sunderland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 5407 Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Since we have to self isolate I have been volunteered to paint the fucking fence. Im sweating my cock off while she must be on supervisor duties sat watching me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 5407 Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 PS. I’m having a break and a glass of water before I get called work shy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63002 Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Workshy is way down the list from pussy-whipped. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 5407 Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 I’ve made the point she is doing nowt so she has stormed off to “clean the bathroom”. I accept apologies in the form of cash or a photograph of yourself with a cock drawn on your head and posted to this very message board. Regards 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63002 Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 She should be cleaning the bathroom as a matter of course. She's done you up like a fucking kipper here, thinking you've scored an equaliser, when actually you've just booted it into your own net. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Leave off man, lads a bollock down. Low t levels to be expected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 5407 Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 15 minutes ago, Gemmill said: She should be cleaning the bathroom as a matter of course. She's done you up like a fucking kipper here, thinking you've scored an equaliser, when actually you've just booted it into your own net. Worst part is we have a cleaner twice a month. At least she feels my annoyance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22427 Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Introducing....Wicket the Wonderdog 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63002 Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 3 hours ago, PaddockLad said: Introducing....Wicket the Wonderdog Yesssss. Cockapoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50629 Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 4 hours ago, strawb said: Worst part is we have a cleaner twice a month. At least she feels my annoyance Is that part of the price or extras? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63002 Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 PaddockLad currently sat with his head in his hands wondering why the fuck he agreed to getting a dog. It gets better, but it takes a good while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22427 Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: PaddockLad currently sat with his head in his hands wondering why the fuck he agreed to getting a dog. It gets better, but it takes a good while. don’t know what you’re talking about.....the current Mrs PL dies though, it was she who slept on a mattress next to the Wunderhund to allay his intense separation anxiety . We locked him in his crate so we could eat our evening meal last night during which he cried his eyes out for 20 mins...a mate said in the week that having a puppy was a great deal more challenging than having a baby... After 23 hours I’m beginning to see his point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42096 Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 it’s a piece of piss compared to having a baby 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50629 Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 34 minutes ago, Alex said: it’s a piece of piss compared to having a baby Dunno mind, my babies didn’t cry when I locked them in their crates… 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63002 Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 5 hours ago, PaddockLad said: don’t know what you’re talking about.....the current Mrs PL dies though, it was she who slept on a mattress next to the Wunderhund to allay his intense separation anxiety . We locked him in his crate so we could eat our evening meal last night during which he cried his eyes out for 20 mins...a mate said in the week that having a puppy was a great deal more challenging than having a baby... After 23 hours I’m beginning to see his point He was a fucking nightmare with the crate when we first got him. Like genuinely distressing, this dog is losing his mind, noises coming out of him. I couldn't take it so kept getting him out, which was a big mistake. He got there eventually but the thing that made the biggest difference was putting a cover on the crate. Once he couldn't see whether we were in or out of the room, he settled way better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 And if disorientating them with a cover doesn't work, move on to his next taxi rank trick of gaffa taping their mouths shut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63002 Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 (edited) If you'd been put in a crate with a cover on as a child, it might have nipped some of these behavioural issues in the bud. Edited June 6, 2021 by Gemmill 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50629 Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 2 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said: And if disorientating them with a cover doesn't work, move on to his next taxi rank trick of gaffa taping their mouths shut This place Never forgive, never forget. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22427 Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Gemmill said: He was a fucking nightmare with the crate when we first got him. Like genuinely distressing, this dog is losing his mind, noises coming out of him. I couldn't take it so kept getting him out, which was a big mistake. He got there eventually but the thing that made the biggest difference was putting a cover on the crate. Once he couldn't see whether we were in or out of the room, he settled way better. The scene at tea time tonight 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17233 Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 Thinks he owns the place, you’ve lost all control already 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63002 Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 22 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: The scene at tea time tonight Class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63002 Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 What are you taking these photos with btw? An old Nokia? I've seen nowt like it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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