Monkeys Fist 47052 Posted February 22, 2024 Share Posted February 22, 2024 On 22/02/2024 at 12:17, The Fish said: She's a cannuck so generally has a sunny disposition. Expand How many times has she apologised so far? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24890 Posted February 22, 2024 Share Posted February 22, 2024 You should have clamly explained girl's can't code, they only do girl code, which is shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11539 Posted February 22, 2024 Share Posted February 22, 2024 On 22/02/2024 at 12:31, Monkeys Fist said: How many times has she apologised so far? Expand Not fucking one time. She's no Rayvin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47052 Posted February 22, 2024 Share Posted February 22, 2024 On 22/02/2024 at 12:41, The Fish said: Not fucking one time. She's no Rayvin. Expand Is she from Quebec? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11539 Posted February 22, 2024 Share Posted February 22, 2024 On 22/02/2024 at 12:42, Monkeys Fist said: Is she from Quebec? Expand I don't know. Those kinds of things don't interest me. Where people are from, what they're interested in, their names etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47052 Posted February 22, 2024 Share Posted February 22, 2024 Has she got a weird French accent, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11539 Posted February 22, 2024 Share Posted February 22, 2024 On 22/02/2024 at 12:48, Monkeys Fist said: Has she got a weird French accent, then? Expand No, a transatlantic one. Look these questions are great and all, but it strays from the important point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47052 Posted February 22, 2024 Share Posted February 22, 2024 Nice chebs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11539 Posted February 22, 2024 Share Posted February 22, 2024 On 22/02/2024 at 12:55, Monkeys Fist said: Nice chebs? Expand I'd have to untuck them from her belt. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Holden McGroin 8233 Posted February 22, 2024 Share Posted February 22, 2024 On 22/02/2024 at 11:53, The Fish said: Boss calls me up asking to know why I went to a colleague for advice on a bit of code and not her. Then she says "It's because I'm a woman isn't it, I've had this all my life you know?!". She sounded tense AF so I was honest and said it was because I know she's busier than he is and that he and I had worked on something related quite recently. Jesus Christ man, it's not misogyny. I was being fucking considerate. Wimmin! Expand I thought I was in the Post a Joke Thread for a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4624 Posted February 22, 2024 Share Posted February 22, 2024 (edited) On 22/02/2024 at 11:53, The Fish said: Boss calls me up asking to know why I went to a colleague for advice on a bit of code and not her. Then she says "It's because I'm a woman isn't it, I've had this all my life you know?!". She sounded tense AF so I was honest and said it was because I know she's busier than he is and that he and I had worked on something related quite recently. Expand Sexist cunt, innit Edited February 22, 2024 by spongebob toonpants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted February 24, 2024 Share Posted February 24, 2024 This must be the new plan to keep the forrins out. Fill the channel with raw sewage. No swimming for you today, @PaddockLad 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20151 Posted February 24, 2024 Share Posted February 24, 2024 On 24/02/2024 at 09:13, Gemmill said: This must be the new plan to keep the forrins out. Fill the channel with raw sewage. No swimming for you today, @PaddockLad Expand You got a link to the live map? we’ve just come back from the beech with the dog, probably 50 people in the sea at Branksome Chine 🤢 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted February 24, 2024 Share Posted February 24, 2024 On 24/02/2024 at 09:20, PaddockLad said: You got a link to the live map? we’ve just come back from the beech with the dog, probably 50 people in the sea at Branksome Chine 🤢 Expand It's actually an app. Definitely worth having on your phone if you're taking the dog to the beach - I was looking cos we were thinking of taking him. https://www.sas.org.uk/water-quality/sewage-pollution-alerts/ This is their website but worth digging out the app as well. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted February 24, 2024 Share Posted February 24, 2024 On 24/02/2024 at 09:20, PaddockLad said: You got a link to the live map? we’ve just come back from the beech with the dog, probably 50 people in the sea at Branksome Chine 🤢 Expand You're in the clear! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted February 24, 2024 Share Posted February 24, 2024 Couple of alerts not far down the road. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20151 Posted February 24, 2024 Share Posted February 24, 2024 Yeah I’ve just had a look. There’s a huge sewage outlet on the harbour side just where those crosses are. On Wednesday and Thursday we had 48 hours of constant heavy rain so it’s no surprise really. The harbour there is one of Britain's premier surf/kite sailing/paddle board spots 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20151 Posted February 24, 2024 Share Posted February 24, 2024 Cullercoats probably has an outlet too?… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24890 Posted February 24, 2024 Share Posted February 24, 2024 On 24/02/2024 at 09:44, PaddockLad said: Cullercoats probably has an outlet too?… Expand I don't think it does. There's been a problem with water quality in Cullercoats bay for years but nobody seems to know why with Northumbria water's investigations drawing a bank. Shame because it's a nice place to swim otherwise, one of the few sheltered sites. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 13030 Posted February 26, 2024 Share Posted February 26, 2024 On 24/02/2024 at 09:44, PaddockLad said: Cullercoats probably has an outlet too?… Expand Fuck the pollution, is everyone just going to ignore that absolute quality bit of punnery in the name of what I assume is an omelette shop? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13198 Posted February 26, 2024 Share Posted February 26, 2024 On 26/02/2024 at 11:05, Dazzler said: Fuck the pollution, is everyone just going to ignore that absolute quality bit of punnery in the name of what I assume is an omelette shop? Expand 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24890 Posted February 26, 2024 Share Posted February 26, 2024 On 26/02/2024 at 11:05, Dazzler said: Fuck the pollution, is everyone just going to ignore that absolute quality bit of punnery in the name of what I assume is an omelette shop? Expand Seems to be breakfast cafe with locations in Whitley, Newcastle, and Edinburgh. Looks canny enough. Looking at themenu, they cater for vegans but I am not sure they like vegans.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24279 Posted February 26, 2024 Share Posted February 26, 2024 Fucking hell Bin Dippers had a bleeding nose for the last two weeks. His lifestyle pretty much points to brain damage. I've told him to speak top his Dr. He said he's not done coke for 3 weeks Oh ok then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24890 Posted February 26, 2024 Share Posted February 26, 2024 On 26/02/2024 at 12:25, wykikitoon said: Fucking hell Bin Dippers had a bleeding nose for the last two weeks. His lifestyle pretty much points to brain damage. I've told him to speak top his Dr. He said he's not done coke for 3 weeks Oh ok then. Expand I take it he's too young to remember this? Don't do coke kids. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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