RobinRobin 13267 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 4 hours ago, wykikitoon said: On't bus this morning into work and this woman gets on. I was reading, glanced up saw she was standing. So I stood up and offered my seat. She looked at me like I had offered to shit on her chest. I was only trying to be chivalrous on this beautiful morning! Wanna sit down cunt 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24515 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 On Sunday I watched the Leeds Mara / Half Mara. I saw some dude pushing a lass in a wheel chair and rightly so he got a massive cheer. I've found out the girl in the wheel chair was Rosie Jones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53765 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 Are you livid now? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24515 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 Just now, Gemmill said: Are you livid now? No. I can't say I've seen her in much tbh. For the guy pushing her over that course he did fucking superb. It's a hilly marathon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24515 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 Just saw this online; Extreme Very British Challenges 1. Bring the emptied wheelie bin back in without having a quick peek inside first. 2. Place items on a shop counter without saying “just these, please”. 3. Pay for petrol without looking back out at the pump. 4. End a taxi journey without saying “anywhere here’s fine”. 5. Don’t apologise when someone bumps into you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11647 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 15 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Just saw this online; Extreme Very British Challenges 1. Bring the emptied wheelie bin back in without having a quick peek inside first. 2. Place items on a shop counter without saying “just these, please”. 3. Pay for petrol without looking back out at the pump. 4. End a taxi journey without saying “anywhere here’s fine”. 5. Don’t apologise when someone bumps into you. That's code for facebook 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24515 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 Just now, The Fish said: That's code for facebook Aye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 547 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 41 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: No. I can't say I've seen her in much tbh. For the guy pushing her over that course he did fucking superb. It's a hilly marathon. The ‘guy’ was Ivo Graham (comedian) He did the same in the London marathon last year and did around 3hr 30. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38462 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 (edited) 46 minutes ago, The Fish said: That's code for facebook Similar to I was talking to my <insert football team here> mate is code for browsing another team’s forum Edited May 16 by Alex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5605 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 When you know you’ve raised them well 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 25046 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 56 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: When you know you’ve raised them well Your daughter? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5605 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 8 minutes ago, Renton said: Your daughter? Daughter No 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47255 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 7 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Daughter No 3 Did she post her questionnaire on here and get absolute pelters? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5605 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Did she post her questionnaire on here and get absolute pelters? Not to my knowledge as I would have advised against 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47255 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said: Not to my knowledge as I would have advised against Wisest decision you’ve made in a decade How much did you get for the paddleboards on eBay? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5605 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Wisest decision you’ve made in a decade How much did you get for the paddleboards on eBay? Excuse Moi! All ready to get off to Warkworth any day now. Just waiting for the Orcas to fuck off 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47255 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 I’m not sure the Orca’s have made it past the big fuckin’ weir between Amble and Warkworth mind Unless you’re not wanting to frighten the poor things, in which case, fairy nuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 8083 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Excuse Moi! All ready to get off to Warkworth any day now. Just waiting for the Orcas to fuck off Once they witness you on a paddleboard, they’ll soon fuck off, don’t you worry about that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5605 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’m not sure the Orca’s have made it past the big fuckin’ weir between Amble and Warkworth mind Have you not seen Free Willy, the fuckers can jump! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38966 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 36 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Have you not seen Free Willy, the fuckers can jump! Is Free Willy what your lass calls the operation to get your trousers off when you're pissed as a fart on erdinger and you tell her you need a piss, can't hold it in and are are struggling to get your Steve McQueens off? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47255 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said: Have you not seen Free Willy, the fuckers can jump! The Coquet is only about 3ft deep at the weir- they’d be scraping their whale cocks on the bedrock for a good half mile before they got anywhere near it. I think you’ll be safe having a plodge by the castle and hermitage. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24515 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’m not sure the Orca’s have made it past the big fuckin’ weir between Amble and Warkworth mind Unless you’re not wanting to frighten the poor things, in which case, fairy nuff. He's scared they'll try and mate with him 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47255 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 Anyway, it’s not the Orca’s you need to worry about … … Amble is infested with Pathetic Sharks! ( Bonus DLT and George and Lynda !) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47255 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 Just now, wykikitoon said: He's scared they'll try and mate with him A ginger orca! ( best I could find- @Renton, get your phone out mate and ask it to AI a ginger orca with a tiny cock, cheers). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 25046 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 46 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: A ginger orca! ( best I could find- @Renton, get your phone out mate and ask it to AI a ginger orca with a tiny cock, cheers). Best I could do. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now