RobinRobin 13083 Posted yesterday at 11:00 Share Posted yesterday at 11:00 4 hours ago, wykikitoon said: On't bus this morning into work and this woman gets on. I was reading, glanced up saw she was standing. So I stood up and offered my seat. She looked at me like I had offered to shit on her chest. I was only trying to be chivalrous on this beautiful morning! Wanna sit down cunt 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24099 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago On Sunday I watched the Leeds Mara / Half Mara. I saw some dude pushing a lass in a wheel chair and rightly so he got a massive cheer. I've found out the girl in the wheel chair was Rosie Jones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53377 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago Are you livid now? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24099 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago Just now, Gemmill said: Are you livid now? No. I can't say I've seen her in much tbh. For the guy pushing her over that course he did fucking superb. It's a hilly marathon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24099 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago Just saw this online; Extreme Very British Challenges 1. Bring the emptied wheelie bin back in without having a quick peek inside first. 2. Place items on a shop counter without saying “just these, please”. 3. Pay for petrol without looking back out at the pump. 4. End a taxi journey without saying “anywhere here’s fine”. 5. Don’t apologise when someone bumps into you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11501 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 15 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Just saw this online; Extreme Very British Challenges 1. Bring the emptied wheelie bin back in without having a quick peek inside first. 2. Place items on a shop counter without saying “just these, please”. 3. Pay for petrol without looking back out at the pump. 4. End a taxi journey without saying “anywhere here’s fine”. 5. Don’t apologise when someone bumps into you. That's code for facebook 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24099 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago Just now, The Fish said: That's code for facebook Aye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 542 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 41 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: No. I can't say I've seen her in much tbh. For the guy pushing her over that course he did fucking superb. It's a hilly marathon. The ‘guy’ was Ivo Graham (comedian) He did the same in the London marathon last year and did around 3hr 30. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38147 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago (edited) 46 minutes ago, The Fish said: That's code for facebook Similar to I was talking to my <insert football team here> mate is code for browsing another team’s forum Edited 20 hours ago by Alex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5539 Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago When you know you’ve raised them well 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24737 Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago 56 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: When you know you’ve raised them well Your daughter? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5539 Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago 8 minutes ago, Renton said: Your daughter? Daughter No 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46757 Posted 9 hours ago Share Posted 9 hours ago 7 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Daughter No 3 Did she post her questionnaire on here and get absolute pelters? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5539 Posted 6 hours ago Share Posted 6 hours ago 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Did she post her questionnaire on here and get absolute pelters? Not to my knowledge as I would have advised against 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46757 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said: Not to my knowledge as I would have advised against Wisest decision you’ve made in a decade How much did you get for the paddleboards on eBay? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5539 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Wisest decision you’ve made in a decade How much did you get for the paddleboards on eBay? Excuse Moi! All ready to get off to Warkworth any day now. Just waiting for the Orcas to fuck off 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46757 Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago I’m not sure the Orca’s have made it past the big fuckin’ weir between Amble and Warkworth mind Unless you’re not wanting to frighten the poor things, in which case, fairy nuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7767 Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago 2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Excuse Moi! All ready to get off to Warkworth any day now. Just waiting for the Orcas to fuck off Once they witness you on a paddleboard, they’ll soon fuck off, don’t you worry about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5539 Posted 41 minutes ago Share Posted 41 minutes ago 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’m not sure the Orca’s have made it past the big fuckin’ weir between Amble and Warkworth mind Have you not seen Free Willy, the fuckers can jump! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38383 Posted 1 minute ago Share Posted 1 minute ago 36 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Have you not seen Free Willy, the fuckers can jump! Is Free Willy what your lass calls the operation to get your trousers off when you're pissed as a fart on erdinger and you tell her you need a piss, can't hold it in and are are struggling to get your Steve McQueens off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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