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4 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

On't bus this morning into work and this woman gets on.  I was reading, glanced up saw she was standing.  So I stood up and offered my seat.  She looked at me like I had offered to shit on her chest.  I was only trying to be chivalrous on this beautiful morning! 

Wanna sit down cunt  

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On Sunday I watched the Leeds Mara / Half Mara.  I saw some dude pushing a lass in a wheel chair and rightly so he got a massive cheer.

 

I've found out the girl in the wheel chair was Rosie Jones.  

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Just now, Gemmill said:

Are you livid now? :lol:

 

 

:lol: No. I can't say I've seen her in much tbh.  For the guy pushing her over that course he did fucking superb.  It's a hilly marathon. 

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Just saw this online;

 

Extreme Very British Challenges
1. Bring the emptied wheelie bin back in without having a quick peek inside first.
2. Place items on a shop counter without saying “just these, please”.
3. Pay for petrol without looking back out at the pump.
4. End a taxi journey without saying “anywhere here’s fine”.
5. Don’t apologise when someone bumps into you.
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15 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Just saw this online;

 

Extreme Very British Challenges
1. Bring the emptied wheelie bin back in without having a quick peek inside first.
2. Place items on a shop counter without saying “just these, please”.
3. Pay for petrol without looking back out at the pump.
4. End a taxi journey without saying “anywhere here’s fine”.
5. Don’t apologise when someone bumps into you.

That's code for facebook

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41 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

:lol: No. I can't say I've seen her in much tbh.  For the guy pushing her over that course he did fucking superb.  It's a hilly marathon. 


The ‘guy’ was Ivo Graham (comedian) He did the same in the London marathon last year and did around 3hr 30. 

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46 minutes ago, The Fish said:

That's code for facebook

Similar to I was talking to my <insert football team here>  mate is code for browsing another team’s forum ;) 

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1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:


Not to my knowledge as I would have advised against :lol: 

Wisest decision you’ve made in a decade :lol:

 

 

 

 

How much did you get for the paddleboards on eBay? 

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1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Wisest decision you’ve made in a decade :lol:

 

 

 

 

How much did you get for the paddleboards on eBay? 


Excuse Moi!

 

All ready to get off to Warkworth any day now. Just waiting for the Orcas to fuck off :lol: 

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I’m not sure the Orca’s have made it past the big fuckin’ weir between Amble and Warkworth mind :lol:

 

 

Unless you’re not wanting to frighten the poor things, in which case, fairy nuff. 

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2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:


Excuse Moi!

 

All ready to get off to Warkworth any day now. Just waiting for the Orcas to fuck off :lol: 


Once they witness you on a paddleboard, they’ll soon fuck off, don’t you worry about that.

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