trophyshy 6434 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 If you tip your head back you can brush your teeth whilst washing your hair too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17817 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 If you have a piss in there, you can shave another minute off your morning prep time. I'd draw the line at shiting though, as any time saved would be lost pushing it down the plug hole, unless you've got beer shits, in which case, that's another 30 seconds saved. If you're really organised you can do the dishes in there too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38787 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 My kids are going to be traumatised if they come in the bathroom tomorrow morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38787 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Isn't bad taste their stock in trade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17817 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Subway in bad taste shocker.. That's not genu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9006 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 If you tip your head back you can brush your teeth whilst washing your hair too. I do that often, not even kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9006 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 The girlfriend met the parents on Saturday. They were down to visit the national archives because my Dad's got well into Genealogy since he's retired and has found out some pretty quirky things (one of my Mam's ancestors owned what is now Ham island, but lost it in a bet). Anyway, we went for lunch at a pub on the river near my house and all was going fine until I brought the 1st round back from the bar. Nice glass of Malbec for my Mam and Dad, a Sauvignon Blanc for the lass and a pint for me, wobble, trip, spill, drinks go everywhere and she gets red wine all over her new jeans. Bosh. She was laughing and thanking me for breaking the ice, my Mam was making me feel worse by reassuring me in the way that mams do and my Dad was just pissing himself laughing and calling me a knob and honestly, all I'm thinking is "Fuck, that was a £32 round that I'm going to have to buy again". It's only now I realise what a monumental klutz I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38787 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 £32 for four drinks? I hope you got a hand shandy for that price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9006 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 £32 for four drinks? I hope you got a hand shandy for that price. Yeah, it's not cheap. Nice wine though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 You were drinking beer man. Stop defending the greedy London cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Stockholm Syndrome suffered by about 8 million people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 That's not genu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9006 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 You were drinking beer man. Stop defending the greedy London cunts. The greedy London cunts being my Mam, my Glaswegian Dad and my lass from Ilkley, Yorkshire? Those London cunts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 The greedy London cunts being my Mam, my Glaswegian Dad and my lass from Ilkley, Yorkshire? Those London cunts? The ones running the pub. Those others are more your sponger type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9006 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 The ones running the pub. Those others are more your sponger type. fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17817 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Yeah, it's not cheap. Nice wine though. What's the name of this pub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9006 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 What's the name of this pub? The Ship, Wandsworth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Let's teach them a lesson for ripping and tripping The Fish. Block book them for Saturday November 30th, 6-10pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17817 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 The Ship, Wandsworth They ripped you off I think Dave. I make it that, assuming they were large glasses, the wine comes to £25.50. Which means your beer was a frightening £6.50, which is insane for Wandsworth, surely? Anyways, when's the wedding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9006 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 They ripped you off I think Dave. I make it that, assuming they were large glasses, the wine comes to £25.50. Which means your beer was a frightening £6.50, which is insane for Wandsworth, surely? Anyways, when's the wedding. Don't think that wine list price is up to date, but bear in mind the time you've spent checking the prices could have been used for a shower. The wedding is penned in for twenty minutes after Leazes drops it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38787 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Let's teach them a lesson for ripping and tripping The Fish. Block book them for Saturday November 30th, 6-10pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14059 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Don't think that wine list price is up to date, but bear in mind the time you've spent checking the prices could have been used for a shower. By some quirk of fortune or coercion, the Fish's lass is really lovely. I hope to God she realises the error of her ways before it reaches the marriage stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38787 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Pics or GTFO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14059 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 As if I'm judging her on that kind of thing man. I mean I'm reasonably sure she's pretty and all, but she can hold her own in a conversation about Carrie Underwood album tracks and that's what *really* matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38787 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Aye aye, that as well ....... ...... So , PICS!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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