trophyshy 6434 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 I'm not having that, there's nowt dirty about wanking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Try working in construction or heavy engineering and not showering when you finish work. And once you're clean then, are you really going to have another shower less than 12 hours later before clocking on for another shift in what is quite often a shit tip?.. I work 12hr shifts sweating like god knows what in an operating theatre man. Despite washing my hands a hundred times a night I still feel manky when I get home so have a quick shower before bed in a morning. I also have one when I get up before going back to work cos I wash my hair. Considering I'm often elbows deep in blood, shit, phlegm and god-knows what else at work, I don't think it's excessive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14616 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 I can understand post work showers but the idea that another one the next morning is somehow hard work is mental - sounds like a return to the tin bath filled from kettles era. As for trying to claim you're still fresh and clean after a night in bed - what about this summer's sweaty nights? What about sex/wanking? Its fuckin irrelevent if the place you work is full of cum stained sweaties anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14616 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 I work 12hr shifts sweating like god knows what in an operating theatre man. Despite washing my hands a hundred times a night I still feel manky when I get home so have a quick shower before bed in a morning. I also have one when I get up before going back to work cos I wash my hair. Considering I'm often elbows deep in blood, shit, phlegm and god-knows what else at work, I don't think it's excessive Quick tip: wash your hair when you finish work My missus only washes hers every other day...she wears it up if shes not washed it. She does shower before work, but not when she gets in. Legal secretary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 wake-shower-cycle to work-shower-cycle home from work-shower-wank-shower-bed Which showers can I cut out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4224 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Wank in the shower you amateur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Wank in the shower you amateur 4 wanks a day?! I suppose I could spoil myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Quick tip: wash your hair when you finish work My missus only washes hers every other day...she wears it up if shes not washed it. She does shower before work, but not when she gets in. Legal secretary. Can't wash my hair then sleep on it cos it looks shit. The irony of it is that I wash it, go to work and put a theatre hat on for 12hrs. But at least it feels clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14616 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Can't wash my hair then sleep on it cos it looks shit. The irony of it is that I wash it, go to work and put a theatre hat on for 12hrs. But at least it feels clean. Do you use shampoo?...the other half is a huge fan of those Lush soap/shampoo bars...theyre all revolting iyam..one she uses smells like sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17820 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 I can understand post work showers but the idea that another one the next morning is somehow hard work is mental - sounds like a return to the tin bath filled from kettles era. As for trying to claim you're still fresh and clean after a night in bed - what about this summer's sweaty nights? What about sex/wanking? Fine if you are single and have a decent shower, and don't need to be out at stupid o'clock as well as getting a child ready for nursery etc. To an extent I agree with CT, there's a weird obsession with cleanliness when people need 2, 3, or 4 showers a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38791 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 I'm not having that, there's nowt dirty about wanking.You're doing it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Do you use shampoo?...the other half is a huge fan of those Lush soap/shampoo bars...theyre all revolting iyam..one she uses smells like sick Normal shampoo here. Just Herbal Essences - nowt fancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5936 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 I get a shower before I go to bed like. When you work 7am-9pm its the only choice tbh, am I fuck getting up at 5.30am for a shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34592 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 A shower takes 5 minutes man. That is the total increase in getting ready time. You don't have to stand in there for ten minutes or anything. I'll get two showers if I can be arsed. If not then once in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17820 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 You can wash, lather, rinse, and dry yourself in 5 minutes? Don't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Gemmill's advanced robot parts dry themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Normal shampoo here. Just Herbal Essences - nowt fancy. That new Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Strong is canny isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34592 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 You can wash, lather, rinse, and dry yourself in 5 minutes? Don't think so. How long does it take you like, Captain Timotei? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19837 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 5 minutes is no bother at all for a shower on a non-hair washing day. that adds another 5 for me. that wait to rinse the conditioner out is a long and tedious wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19837 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 ...though it does open up a window to knock one off the wrist, as andrew advocates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38791 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 I can wash and dry my hair in about 1 minute , it's the polishing that takes the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9007 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Fine if you are single and have a decent shower, and don't need to be out at stupid o'clock as well as getting a child ready for nursery etc. To an extent I agree with CT, there's a weird obsession with cleanliness when people need 2, 3, or 4 showers a day. Typical of you this, knackered shower, but a lovely stained glass window. Oh and people saying their reason for not showering is time are just kidding themselves, it's laziness pure and simple. A blokes shower takes 5 minutes tops, any longer in there and you're not washing, you're dawdling. Also, it's not an obsession with cleanliness, a shower in the morning is as much to wake me up as it is to clean me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 I think it's possible to wash your hair and all other important areas in one minute, although I admit I don't bother with conditioner as I think it's a total scam. Drying off takes perhaps another minute. Allow yourself another minute for indulgence and I reckon you can do the lot in 3 minutes with a little dedication, training and practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 I would say the above is a maintenance shower and needs to be backed up with a thorough wash later in the day/week as necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38791 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 If you have a piss in there, you can shave another minute off your morning prep time. I'd draw the line at shiting though, as any time saved would be lost pushing it down the plug hole, unless you've got beer shits, in which case, that's another 30 seconds saved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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