Howmanheyman 27051 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Escape to victory is on now if that helps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 You boys can really turn any situation into filth! Just wait the ten or so years until your lads a teenager... Then he'll be one of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38885 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Just wait the ten or so years until your lads a teenager... Then he'll be one of us The trick to being a dirty bastard is knowing when and where you can be one. Telling the mother of a 4yr old laddy he'll be a filthmeister might not be that moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27051 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 The trick to being a dirty bastard is knowing when and where you can be one. Telling the mother of a 4yr old laddy he'll be a filthmeister might not be that moment Bless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 The trick to being a dirty bastard is knowing when and where you can be one. Telling the mother of a 4yr old laddy he'll be a filthmeister might not be that moment La-la-laaaaaaaaaa!! Not liiiisteninngg!! We're watching Spider-Man 3 at the moment. All he wants to be when he grows up is a superhero and that's fine by me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27051 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 La-la-laaaaaaaaaa!! Not liiiisteninngg!! We're watching Spider-Man 3 at the moment. All he wants to be when he grows up is a superhero and that's fine by me! Think yourself lucky, I've two girls, the young lads they'll bring back haven't a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38885 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 La-la-laaaaaaaaaa!! Not liiiisteninngg!! We're watching Spider-Man 3 at the moment. All he wants to be when he grows up is a superhero and that's fine by me! Think yourself lucky, I've two girls, the young lads they'll bring back haven't a chance. I've got one of each Basically, I'm fecked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 La-la-laaaaaaaaaa!! Not liiiisteninngg!! We're watching Spider-Man 3 at the moment. All he wants to be when he grows up is a superhero and that's fine by me! Let's hope he doesn't learn how to use the "Spiderman" when he comes of age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38885 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 For the benefit of Cath http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spiderman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 YES I KNOW WHAT IT IS THANK YOU!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14095 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I didn't..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38885 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 YES I KNOW WHAT IT IS THANK YOU!!! How? Filthy bugger … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27051 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 What about 'The Pirate' when he's older? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38885 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I didn't..... Get busy… http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0083QL17E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38885 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 What about 'The Pirate' when he's older? Goes down best after a Bucking Bronco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27051 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 For anyone unaware, you pretend to climax, the girl looks around as you actually climax, it catches her in the eye where she covers her eye with her hand like a Pirate patch and yells 'Arrghhh!' Pirate style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Monkey face is a belter too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27051 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Go on then, explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38885 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 For anyone unaware, you pretend to climax, the girl looks around as you actually climax, it catches her in the eye where she covers her eye with her hand like a Pirate patch and yells 'Arrghhh!' Pirate style. No no no- get a stand-up blow. You pull out, shoot in her eye, when she stands up and moans about it, you kick her in the shin. As she is hopping about , one legged and one one eyed, you cry, " Arrr , Angry Pirate,Jim lad!" Then run like fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38885 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Btw, Strictly Come Dancing has just started , Mrs. Fist and my 6yr old daughter are up, dancing and loving it whilst I assume my "Grumpy Owld Bastard" stance, but wait… what's this…? The divine Susannah Reid is one of the dancers! *sits down, pours a beer, puts pillow on lap and is glued to screen. Giddup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Go on then, explain. Quite similar to the Spiderman, however for this you have a bag of your own shaven pubes so when you have done the Spiderman you throw said bag of pubes all owa their face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4231 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Btw, Strictly Come Dancing has just started , Mrs. Fist and my 6yr old daughter are up, dancing and loving it whilst I assume my "Grumpy Owld Bastard" stance, but wait… what's this…? The divine Susannah Reid is one of the dancers! *sits down, pours a beer, puts pillow on lap and is glued to screen. Giddup! Indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38885 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Indeed The brunette wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Well I suppose it's nice to see you boys interested in Saturday night tv Shirtslinger on X-Factor now too. Or Sharon Osborne if you prefer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38885 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Well I suppose it's nice to see you boys interested in Saturday night tv Shirtslinger on X-Factor now too. Or Sharon Osborne if you prefer Binned that dancing shit when the kids went to bed. Proms on now- Last Night , which goes against everything I stand for, but fuck it, I love it Nowt to do with Katie Derham *cough, ahem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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