CleeToonFan 1 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Stockholm Syndrome suffered by about 8 million people. I wish I was an exception Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Aye aye, that as well ....... ...... So , PICS!. In unconnected news, I just called someone a "fucking dolt" on Facebook for making a sub-Leazes lazy comment about them Islams. Counting down the minutes till the police arrive at the door. #socialmediamartyr #innit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 As if I'm judging her on that kind of thing man. I mean I'm reasonably sure she's pretty and all, but she can hold her own in a conversation about Carrie Underwood album tracks and that's what *really* matters. Are ye lookin' at wor lass?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38775 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I think he called your pint a puff. (This is how I imagine Fish when someone brings him a coffee at work, IN THE WRONG MUG!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I think he called your pint a puff. (This is how I imagine Fish when someone brings him a coffee at work, IN THE WRONG MUG!!!) You're disturbingly close to the mark There are tiny shitty bullshit mugs and there are the right mugs. If the team secretary errs... why, then she has to start again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38775 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Saw something that was pure comedy today- at about 10am I was halfway down a building on Gallowgate when I heard it kicking off on the street below. Two old chavs , probably mid 40s , pissed as rats and battling. Only thing is, one's in a mobility scooter, wearing a hi viz tshirt and pork pie "ska" hat . aye The one on his feet launched a few wild slaps which completely failed to connect , ran/staggered off down the street, to be pursued by the drunk driver in the spaz chariot. He , more through luck , managed to knock the bloke over, and when the bloke pulled himself back to his feet , Joey Deacon launched into him with some punches so bad they made Di Canio's shot last night look accurate. One of them , however, connected and laid the bloke out, whereupon the Wheeled Destroyer u-turns on the path and weaves off towards Eldon Square, zig zagging like mad. The defeated pisshead lay groaning theatrically for a minute, then, when he realised no one was going to help him, he spent two minutes comically attempting to get to his feet, and eventually staggered off in the other direction. There was about 10 office workers having a fag over the road who also witnessed it, and at the end they were doubled over in fits of laughter. Mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Today's 'most politically correct post ever' was brought to you by Monkey's Fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38775 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Since the demise of Leazes, someone needs to keep the Leftwing Fannies in check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Shocked you didn't film it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 "Spaz chariot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 seen him spamming that poor git who has @@toontastic on twitter again yesterday he must've been told about 20 times in the last year he has nothing to do with us Can't we make him a Mod on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Can't we make him a Mod on here? NO! Christ, the breakdowns people have when something like that happens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38775 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 "Spaz chariot" Can you get done for drink driving on one of those things, because this bloke was absolutely wrecked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38775 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Shocked you didn't film it. I was 6 storeys up with soapy hands,man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Lazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38775 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 This explains a lot (but not MF's poor journalism); http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWToUATLGzs#t=156 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Finished a 12hr shift at 07:00 and I'm now waiting as the Sky install-guy fannies about before I can go to sleep. Just a quick question that I think I already know the answer to; my internet connection time is 13-17:00 today, they're not going to send a bloke round to plug in a router are they? I really hope not, I need my fucking sleep and I might get a bit cranky if I don't get it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3205 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Finished a 12hr shift at 07:00 and I'm now waiting as the Sky install-guy fannies about before I can go to sleep. Just a quick question that I think I already know the answer to; my internet connection time is 13-17:00 today, they're not going to send a bloke round to plug in a router are they? I really hope not, I need my fucking sleep and I might get a bit cranky if I don't get it... Sky install should do it all unless you need a new telephone line putting in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 So you can take that low-cut top off now . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Sky install should do it all unless you need a new telephone line putting in I don't need some sweaty fat prick slobbing about my house for 20 minutes just to plug in a twatting router Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 I don't need some sweaty fat prick slobbing about my house for 20 minutes just to plug in a twatting router CT doesn't know how to plug in a router man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 So you can take that low-cut top off now . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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