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In fairness to that Martin Jol fella, a fair bit of his 'itk' stuff comes out true.

Like us signing Duff. Someone on here broke that too (I'm guessing jol isn't Kris Akabusi). What else though out of interest?

 

One that comes to mind straight away is that young French kid they just signed on loan, Trabatt or something. He made a thread ages ago saying that Spurs were signing him etc, asking if he was any good. There was nothing in the media for him to base it on, got told to fuck off by Baggio etc (:lol:) and then he signed for them at the start of the window. Can't remember much more off the top of my head, but he seems to know what he's talking about with Spurs.

 

Bits like that are not worthy of any serious media attention, similar to me going on a Spurs board saying "we're on the verge of signing a Cameroon striker" because Anal Oliver said we've got him on trial, it's gossip that isn't worthy of being national news but is well known amongst club fans, it was also on all Spurs boards at the time.

 

As for Duff, it was a lad called Nicky on Newcastle Online who broke the news.

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In fairness to that Martin Jol fella, a fair bit of his 'itk' stuff comes out true.

Like us signing Duff. Someone on here broke that too (I'm guessing jol isn't Kris Akabusi). What else though out of interest?

 

One that comes to mind straight away is that young French kid they just signed on loan, Trabatt or something. He made a thread ages ago saying that Spurs were signing him etc, asking if he was any good. There was nothing in the media for him to base it on, got told to fuck off by Baggio etc (:lol:) and then he signed for them at the start of the window. Can't remember much more off the top of my head, but he seems to know what he's talking about with Spurs.

 

Mmmmm, what about Torres being a done deal and various other things that didn't turn out?

 

Isn't his source supposed to be Levy's PA or secretary?

 

His sister is Levy's PA! :lol:

 

His "Wayne Bridge is out of contract at the end of this season" thread made him look like a right twat and one that he avoided when it was pointed out he was wrong.

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So what's going on over there? I feel robbed that we didn't get to see to rantings of any spurs fans.

 

I had a word with Kingdawson yesterday and he said he might sign up later on today.

Is Kingdawson on your MSN like Baggio? I look forward to the return of "Martin Jol" from his fake trip to watch The Ashes.

 

"My sources tell me....." do1. The only thing your sources know is fuckin Tottenham are the most overrated side in Premiership history.

:lol: I was just thinking of Martin Jol there. TBF though, anyone who has Geordie blood etc....

 

Anyone remember when he was supposed to be on holiday so got his boy to log in with his latest ITK gossip?! :lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

You've made that up surely? :lol: Mind he is by far the biggest bluffer I've come across on the neT.

 

I'd go on gg-chat.net but they banned me when we signed Duff. In fairness to Greg he's been good today, gloating a bit when he got in.

 

Honest to god, he said something like "My Dad is on holiday but wanted me to sign up and tell you he's been informed that Newcastle and Spurs are both chasing Mido and Cicinho, however Newcastle have offered to double the wages Spurs have offered Mido so he's expected to sign for you lot"

 

"I don't like football anyway I like rugby"

 

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Money can't buy stuff like that, he's got about as much credibility as Paul Gascoigne has as a football pundit.

 

Alex is right about the arselicking, he's got more areslickers than Gemmill, and the key thing is, he's one of the most smug posters I've ever come across.

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To quote the man himself:

 

"Name two clubs in London that are bigger than us, with evidence"

 

"We could conceivably win 3 Cups this season. You on the other hand are aiming for a top half finish and a couple of Semi Finals."

 

"Haha and now you show how deluded you are. 10 points ahead of us! I think that with King in particular it's a very valid argument. King is our captain and probably the best English centre back, he is far more influential and vital to our team than anyone you have out is to yours."

 

(EDIT: That is Kingdawson on N-O Temp BTW)

 

:lol::lol:

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In fairness to that Martin Jol fella, a fair bit of his 'itk' stuff comes out true.

 

I have, and will always tell 'Martin Jol' to fuck off. He's a lying cunt and for some reason he gets his anus reemed on N-O. :lol:

As will I, the cunt ended up getting me banned three times for making points about Spurs and no one grumbled.

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In fairness to that Martin Jol fella, a fair bit of his 'itk' stuff comes out true.

 

I have, and will always tell 'Martin Jol' to fuck off. He's a lying cunt and for some reason he gets his anus reemed on N-O. :lol:

As will I, the cunt ended up getting me banned three times for making points about Spurs and no one grumbled.

 

Do you HAVE to use that c*** word all the c***ing time? :lol:

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In fairness to that Martin Jol fella, a fair bit of his 'itk' stuff comes out true.

 

I have, and will always tell 'Martin Jol' to fuck off. He's a lying cunt and for some reason he gets his anus reemed on N-O. :lol:

As will I, the cunt ended up getting me banned three times for making points about Spurs and no one grumbled.

 

Do you HAVE to use that c*** word all the c***ing time? :lol:

OK GM, but I think in any definition of the word cunt, it's absolutely appropriate when describing Martin Jol.

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So are the N-O lot staying over here? I'll admit after the initial shock and the banning of Thompers it's quite nice to have some new blood around the place.

 

Plus it would be fucking priceless if HTTs constant tinkering with his 'community' meant he lost half his posters :lol: :lol:

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So are the N-O lot staying over here? I'll admit after the initial shock and the banning of Thompers it's quite nice to have some new blood around the place.

 

Plus it would be fucking priceless if HTTs constant tinkering with his 'community' meant he lost half his posters :lol: :lol:

 

Have to admit, the longer that place stays in its present fucked condition, the more likely that will actually be. :lol:

 

EDIT: And just to make it clear - I think that would be a shame tbh.

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I wish people would use both without feeling like it's a contest though. HTT will be gutted he's got this place some new recruits though. FACT-TASTIC!

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I Prefer it here tbh

One positive thing I will say is there are less geeky 6 form/crusty uni students here than on N/O, and there's no dippers/Martin Jol etc...

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I Prefer it here tbh

One positive thing I will say is there are less geeky 6 form/crusty uni students here than on N/O, and there's no dippers/Martin Jol etc...

I thought you and Verlaine got on well.

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I Prefer it here tbh

One positive thing I will say is there are less geeky 6 form/crusty uni students here than on N/O, and there's no dippers/Martin Jol etc...

I thought you and Verlaine got on well.

Verlaine's not at uni now. He's a talented artist is Verlaine.

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I Prefer it here tbh

One positive thing I will say is there are less geeky 6 form/crusty uni students here than on N/O, and there's no dippers/Martin Jol etc...

I thought you and Verlaine got on well.

Verlaine's not at uni now. He's a talented artist is Verlaine.

I know, I was taking the piss. Posts on here a fair bit actually. I think he's abroad though.

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