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At the moment it would have to be Russell Brand, i could ignore the fact that he acts like a hom, dresses like a hom and looks like a hom if he wasnt so talentless.

 

What about everyone else?

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At the moment it would have to be Russell Brand, i could ignore the fact that he acts like a hom, dresses like a hom and looks like a hom if he wasnt so talentless.

 

What about everyone else?

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the daily mirror is obsessed with him at the mo.

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Russel Brand is a bit of a ledge in my books for the fact he does all of the above yet fucks Kate Moss!

 

Oh, and Vernon Kay

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i wouldnt touch her with your cock tbh

 

and i agree Vernon Kay is a twat

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Russel Brand is a bit of a ledge in my books for the fact he does all of the above yet fucks Kate Moss!

 

Oh, and Vernon Kay

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Agreed, Russell Brand is superb, I like him.

 

My punch list:

 

Dane Bowers

Sven Goran Eriksson

Cliff Richard

Peter Andre

Gordon Ramsay

Michael Barrymore

Paul Danan

Shane Ritchie

Hugh Grant

Tim Henman

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Russel Brand is a bit of a ledge in my books for the fact he does all of the above yet fucks Kate Moss!

 

Oh, and Vernon Kay

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Agreed, Russell Brand is superb, I like him.

 

My punch list:

 

Dane Bowers

Sven Goran Eriksson

Cliff Richard

Peter Andre

Gordon Ramsay

Michael Barrymore

Paul Danan

Shane Ritchie

Hugh Grant

Tim Henman

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Take away Tiger 'Couldn't hurt a fly' Tim and you've got my Celeb hit list right there.

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Russell Brand is a twat. . . oooh the kitchen sink is on fire me luv, better call the germans. . . . camp harry hill but not as funny

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In the three or so years you've posted on here i've never understood a word. Please elaborate.

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Russell Brand is a twat. . . oooh the kitchen sink is on fire me luv, better call the germans. . . . camp harry hill but not as funny

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In the three or so years you've posted on here i've never understood a word. Please elaborate.

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well if you'd just seen the first 30 seconds of Big Brothers Big Mouth then you'd know, hes just jumped up the ladder a fair few places. He thinks hes Eddie Izzard however hes got fuck all in common with the great Mr Izz.

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Russell Brand is a twat. . . oooh the kitchen sink is on fire me luv, better call the germans. . . . camp harry hill but not as funny

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In the three or so years you've posted on here i've never understood a word. Please elaborate.

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Russell Brand is a twat - self explanatory statement

 

oooh the kitchen sink is on fire me luv, better call the germans - an impression of one his hilarious (not) lines that just appear to pop into his head and spout from his mouth

 

(hes like a ) camp harry hill , but not as funny - il try and make it a full sentence to help you out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

;):D

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Lisa Walker

Imogen Thomas

Lisa Huo

Nikki Graham

Grace Short

Pete Benett

Richard Short

Mikey Dalton

Glyn Wise

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace

 

All "celebrities".

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Lisa Walker

Imogen Thomas

Lisa Huo

Nikki Graham

Grace Short

Pete Benett

Richard Short

Mikey Dalton

Glyn Wise

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace

 

All "celebrities".

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you hate them so much you know all of their surnames? ;)

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Lisa Walker

Imogen Thomas

Lisa Huo

Nikki Graham

Grace Short

Pete Benett

Richard Short

Mikey Dalton

Glyn Wise

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace

 

All "celebrities".

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you hate them so much you know all of their surnames? ;)

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There was a list of them on a website I visit, that is the only reason.

 

And whilst on the point of the website I visit, none of them have got their tits out this year, very disappointing.

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if we're talking mafioso, assasin, hitman, style hit, then it's....

 

Richard E Grant.... (why the need for the declaration of the first letter of your middle name you effete cunt?)

Trisha Goddard

Noel Edmonds

any celebrity who, through their programme or their actions promotes in any way the charver culture that has taken this country by it's knackers.

all cast members of Eastenders, Coronation Street, Emmerdale Farm, Brookside, The Bill, Casualty, Holby City, etc. etc. etc.

June Sahpong (sp?) actually, fuck that, I don't care if I've mispelt this talentless vacuous slag's name!

Pete Doherty. So much talent, so little sense.

EVERY SINGLE presenter of; DIY programmes, "sell your old tat" programmes, "buy a better house than the shit hoole you know posess" programmes, "My life is shit because I'm a fucking leech on society but will get fame by coming onto this program and spilling family matters that, by rights could have been better solved with a 8bore shotgun and a spot of common land for the burials"

 

all ex-reality-tv stars.

 

Anyone who's talents are shown exclusively on itv.

J-Lo

fiddy cent

mariah carey

All boy band members ever.

all girl band members

Geri Halliwell (didn't know into which category this person belonged)

Elton John

Derek Acorah

 

if it's just punching someone in the throat so they choke for a while and look fucking retarded on national tv, then that lot PLUS all members of the Royal Family

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Richard. E. Grant

 

a mate of mine reckons shes pregnant by his son. unlucky! shes one of those lasses that is secretly happy though cos hes famous by association and so hes a better class of shag.

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anyways, I got distracted, my punch list

 

Jimbo's minus Ramsey (the mans a god) and Henman, I cant hate him (hes a shite tennis player but otherwise harmless).

 

add to that little collection the following and Im a happy bunny:

 

that dodgy looking old fat bloke that does the ITV quiz thing on a night time,

anyone who feels the need to burst into song.

that old twat whos pictured giving flowers to the queen every time she does a walkabout (including today), more proof that pensions are too high.

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oh and that twat that does the "chat show" at 5pm on Ch4

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Richard. E. Grant

 

a mate of mine reckons shes pregnant by his son. unlucky! shes one of those lasses that is secretly happy though cos hes famous by association and so hes a better class of shag.

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she'd have to go on my list, alongside all the other parasitic vermin who try to garner favour from the masses purely through association with famous people... even higher on the list "of people I'd happily torture with a staplegun" are those who try to become famous by manufacturing damaging lies about said celebrity, or those who think that a z-list celebrity, still counts and expect some degree of respect and/or awe from us mere mortals.

 

disease ridden nosferatu and that's a fact

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John Grisham.

The Channel 4 news readers.

Danny Dyer.

Vince Vaughn.

Peter Jackson.

Joaquin Phoenix (talentless cunt. You know a movie is shit when he's in it. There has been NO exception to this fact.)

Ben Elton.

Noel Edmonds.

Mateja Kezman.

All R&B "artists". Especially that Chirs Brown.

Jo Whiley (Your music is SHIT. YOU are shit. Get off the radio.)

Chris Moyles (I enjoy his show but he needs to learn when a joke isn't funny when repeated incessantly.)

God (I hate the c**t.)

Matus Petricko (HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU SIGN FOR NOTTINGHAM???)

Mike Ellis (See above)

The Hamiltons.

John Prescott.

Whoever devised AS levels.

Jo Brand.

Graham Norton (You're wasted on the Beeb. ;) )

Sum 41 (4 years and still no fucking new album?)

Any bands that get played on Radio 1 nowadays. They're all shit and deserve a beating.

Renne Zelwegger.

The ladies from Sex and the City.

Paris Hilton.

Leigh Whannel.

Anne Robinson.

Russel Brand.

Davina McCall.

All BB contestants with the exception of Brian Dowling and Ahmed.

The black woman who presents Sunday Surgery on Radio 1. Not racist, but I can't tolerate her constant use of phrases such as: "Hit us up on the text" and "Big up to yourself"

 

That's it for now.

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John Grisham.

The Channel 4 news readers.

Danny Dyer.

Vince Vaughn.

Peter Jackson.

Joaquin Phoenix (talentless cunt. You know a movie is shit when he's in it. There has been NO exception to this fact.)

Ben Elton.

Noel Edmonds.

Mateja Kezman.

All R&B "artists". Especially that Chirs Brown.

Jo Whiley (Your music is SHIT. YOU are shit. Get off the radio.)

Chris Moyles (I enjoy his show but he needs to learn when a joke isn't funny when repeated incessantly.)

God (I hate the c**t.)

Matus Petricko (HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU SIGN FOR NOTTINGHAM???)

Mike Ellis (See above)

The Hamiltons.

John Prescott.

Whoever devised AS levels.

Jo Brand.

Graham Norton (You're wasted on the Beeb. ;) )

Sum 41 (4 years and still no fucking new album?)

Any bands that get played on Radio 1 nowadays. They're all shit and deserve a beating.

Renne Zelwegger.

The ladies from Sex and the City.

Paris Hilton.

Leigh Whannel.

Anne Robinson.

Russel Brand.

Davina McCall.

All BB contestants with the exception of Brian Dowling and Ahmed.

The black woman who presents Sunday Surgery on Radio 1. Not racist, but I can't tolerate her constant use of phrases such as: "Hit us up on the text" and "Big up to yourself"

 

That's it for now.

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Gladiator? Walk The Line? You really are a fucking retard Brock.

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